1. "That mound of potatoes next to that dinner roll reminds me... is it Thursday yet?"
2. "Your valor and bravery makes every real Mexamericanadian very proud"
3. "Soylent Green is my kind of people."
4. "Stop crying about Brittany Spears before I slap you one, soldier."
5. "Why are you serving me potatoes and rolls instead of slaughtering brown people for the glory of my fascist oil state?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Bald soldier thought bubble:
"Damn, he took the last dumpling... George W. Bush really is Hitler!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
John, working behind the counter, recalls serving the President on his visit...
"He took the plate in a method reminiscent of Jenjis Khan. It is an event that is seared, seared into my memory."
Best of Capt. Queeg
"On second thought, y'all can have this back...I thought this was the 'Whites Only' line.'*
Best of Rodney Dill
"Uh, I'm a little short on cash right now, she'll get it."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Harriet Miers! Long time no see! How's things?"
Best of curly
“We call it the ‘Democratic-Controlled Congressional Special’, Mr. President: pork with lots of fat and gravy, bad for your constitution, and terrible for troop morale.”
Best of curly
“With three types of potatoes on my plate, I can see that Jack Murtha must have relatives with farming interests in Idaho.”
Best of attmay
I don't care if you think I only went to war to enrich my "zionazi oil cabal," I still want my damned ketchup!
Best of Kaptain
IM IN UR CHOW LINE, EETING UR CHOW.
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Is that the shadow government in the background?
Bald soldier thought bubble:
"Damn, he took the last dumpling... George W. Bush is Hitler!"
John, working behind the counter, recalls serving the President on his visit...
"He took the plate in a method reminiscent of Jenjis Khan. It is an event that is seared, seared into my memory."
"On second thought, y'all can have this back...I thought this was the 'Whites Only' line.'*
*and then Dawn's head exploded
"Huh, last time it was turkey..."
"So, Private Jones, do you know GEN Patreus?"
"Oh rats - I forgot that I shouldn't eat with the Marines - the Air Force has a lot better chow."
"I'm not gonna try that you try that!"
"Well I am not gonna try that you try it!"
"I KNOW, LET'S GET GEORGIE!"
"Uh, I'm a little short on cash right now, she'll get it."
Dubya: "Is this one of them IED meals?"
First Soldier: "You mean MRE's Mr. President."
Second Soldier: "...he was right the first time."
"When he's distracted, I can score me a nice watch. WHAT? Gone already? Damn Albanians."
"Bud? Is that you? Damn, this is awkward. Glad you found work. No, I don't know of any attorney openings."
PFC Sheniqua Jones flashbacks to the little cracker in kindergarten who gave her advice on monthly breast self exams.
Woman soldier's thought bubble: "If one of the anti-war cooks has poisoned him, I've got a one in three chance that they screwed up the order of the plates...should I take my chances, or let that Viking oaf Larsen go next?"
Damm, y'all N'or'leansians are supposed ta be GOOD cooks. What happened?
"Harriet Miers! Long time no see! How's things?"
"Excuse me, there's a softball and a tennis ball on my plate."
"You expect me to eat this slop? I'm the President of the United States!"
Patreus potatoes recipe: Read the ingredients, wait for the Democrats to throw the rotten tomatoes.
Bush lied – Make mine fried.
“We call it the ‘Democratic-Controlled Congressional Special’, Mr. President: pork with lots of fat and gravy, bad for your constitution, and terrible for troop moral.”
“With three types of potatoes on my plate, I can see that Jack Murtha must have relatives with farming interests in Idaho.”
“Believe me, I’ld much rather eat chow with you guys than go to the firing range with Cheney.”
“Guard or regular?”…“Mr. President, this chow will make you anything but regular.”
I don't care if you think I only went to war to enrich my "zionazi oil cabal," I still want my damned ketchup!
“I nic do ukrycia.”
Moveon.org insider question #294: Soylent green is:
a. ground up Iraqis.
b. our trampled constitutional rights.
c. a neo-con/Halliburton/blood-for-oil vast right wing conspiracy.
d. a necessary byproduct of the CIA funded Socialist Action honeydew trap, whereby curiosity seekers are never heard from again.
Excuse me, but what the *#$! Sergeant; is that green stuff broccoli?
Female soldier's thought bubble: "Must.Not.Look.At.First.Penis!"
IM IN UR CHOW LINE, EETING UR CHOW.
or
I CAN HAS CHEEZBERGER?
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