Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Hail to the Chef



1. "That mound of potatoes next to that dinner roll reminds me... is it Thursday yet?"

2. "Your valor and bravery makes every real Mexamericanadian very proud"

3. "Soylent Green is my kind of people."

4. "Stop crying about Brittany Spears before I slap you one, soldier."

5. "Why are you serving me potatoes and rolls instead of slaughtering brown people for the glory of my fascist oil state?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Bald soldier thought bubble:
"Damn, he took the last dumpling... George W. Bush really is Hitler!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
John, working behind the counter, recalls serving the President on his visit...
"He took the plate in a method reminiscent of Jenjis Khan. It is an event that is seared, seared into my memory."

Best of Capt. Queeg
"On second thought, y'all can have this back...I thought this was the 'Whites Only' line.'*

Best of Rodney Dill
"Uh, I'm a little short on cash right now, she'll get it."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Harriet Miers! Long time no see! How's things?"

Best of curly
“We call it the ‘Democratic-Controlled Congressional Special’, Mr. President: pork with lots of fat and gravy, bad for your constitution, and terrible for troop morale.”

Best of curly
“With three types of potatoes on my plate, I can see that Jack Murtha must have relatives with farming interests in Idaho.”

Best of attmay
I don't care if you think I only went to war to enrich my "zionazi oil cabal," I still want my damned ketchup!

Best of Kaptain
IM IN UR CHOW LINE, EETING UR CHOW.


29 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is that the shadow government in the background?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bald soldier thought bubble:
"Damn, he took the last dumpling... George W. Bush is Hitler!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

John, working behind the counter, recalls serving the President on his visit...
"He took the plate in a method reminiscent of Jenjis Khan. It is an event that is seared, seared into my memory."

Capt. Queeg said...

"On second thought, y'all can have this back...I thought this was the 'Whites Only' line.'*


*and then Dawn's head exploded

jeff said...

"Huh, last time it was turkey..."

"So, Private Jones, do you know GEN Patreus?"

jeff said...

"Oh rats - I forgot that I shouldn't eat with the Marines - the Air Force has a lot better chow."

Double The U said...

"I'm not gonna try that you try that!"
"Well I am not gonna try that you try it!"
"I KNOW, LET'S GET GEORGIE!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Uh, I'm a little short on cash right now, she'll get it."

Rodney Dill said...

Dubya: "Is this one of them IED meals?"
First Soldier: "You mean MRE's Mr. President."
Second Soldier: "...he was right the first time."

Silhouette said...

"When he's distracted, I can score me a nice watch. WHAT? Gone already? Damn Albanians."

Silhouette said...

"Bud? Is that you? Damn, this is awkward. Glad you found work. No, I don't know of any attorney openings."

Army of Mom said...

PFC Sheniqua Jones flashbacks to the little cracker in kindergarten who gave her advice on monthly breast self exams.

prince of leaves said...

Woman soldier's thought bubble: "If one of the anti-war cooks has poisoned him, I've got a one in three chance that they screwed up the order of the plates...should I take my chances, or let that Viking oaf Larsen go next?"

Submariner said...

Damm, y'all N'or'leansians are supposed ta be GOOD cooks. What happened?

Jack Reacher said...

"Harriet Miers! Long time no see! How's things?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Excuse me, there's a softball and a tennis ball on my plate."

Van Helsing said...

"You expect me to eat this slop? I'm the President of the United States!"

curly said...

Patreus potatoes recipe: Read the ingredients, wait for the Democrats to throw the rotten tomatoes.

curly said...

Bush lied – Make mine fried.

curly said...

“We call it the ‘Democratic-Controlled Congressional Special’, Mr. President: pork with lots of fat and gravy, bad for your constitution, and terrible for troop moral.”

curly said...

“With three types of potatoes on my plate, I can see that Jack Murtha must have relatives with farming interests in Idaho.”

curly said...

“Believe me, I’ld much rather eat chow with you guys than go to the firing range with Cheney.”

curly said...

“Guard or regular?”…“Mr. President, this chow will make you anything but regular.”

attmay said...

I don't care if you think I only went to war to enrich my "zionazi oil cabal," I still want my damned ketchup!

curly said...

“I nic do ukrycia.”

curly said...

Moveon.org insider question #294: Soylent green is:
a. ground up Iraqis.
b. our trampled constitutional rights.
c. a neo-con/Halliburton/blood-for-oil vast right wing conspiracy.
d. a necessary byproduct of the CIA funded Socialist Action honeydew trap, whereby curiosity seekers are never heard from again.

Submariner said...

Excuse me, but what the *#$! Sergeant; is that green stuff broccoli?

Submariner said...

Female soldier's thought bubble: "Must.Not.Look.At.First.Penis!"

Kaptain said...

IM IN UR CHOW LINE, EETING UR CHOW.

or

I CAN HAS CHEEZBERGER?