Wednesday, August 29, 2007

"You Have A Kind Face"

Breitbart via Shayne



1. "No, this isn't the kiss of death. The kiss of death is when I say 'you're doing a heck of a job' or 'see you at the signing ceremony.'"

2. "Hmm, looks healthy, clean, articulate, good strong teeth. I'll give you $300 for him."

3. "Harok... ptui!!"

4. "I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid."

5. "Hey, buck up little camper. Soon as John Edwards finishes foreclosing on all the poor folks in your city, that crime rate should go right down."

Best of jeff
"Just a minute - lemme straighten that out for you."

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Mmmm!..Chocolate!"

Best of Van Helsing
"I thought so. These neck bolts weren't screwed on tightly enough."

Best of Army of Dad
I knew it was you Ray, I knew it was you.
//bad Godfather paraphrasing

Best of The Man
The Vanilla Warrior and Chocolate Thunder part ways for the last time.

Best of Paul Raposo
"I don't wanna eat all of ya son, just your soul!"

Best of andthenblammo!
"Good news, Ray: since your party's back in power in Congress, they're appointing a panel to look into Katrina again. Bad news is, Tim Johnson's the chairman."

Low - V

Best of Rodney Dill
No I'm not a Chiropractor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express lastnight.

Best of Jack Reacher
"I love your show, Montel."

Best of lawhawk
Yes.... you will do. Kali will be most satisfied with you...

Best of Cybrludite
Oh, by the way, Ray, the FBI is going through your freezer right now. Say "Hi!" to Bill Jefferson and Edwin Edwards when you get to Huntsville...

Best of Kaptain
"You know, from this angle, your head does look like a Magic 8-Ball!"

Best of the doyle
"...Bush then crushed Nagin's head." MORTAL KOMBAT! TOTAL VICTORY!

Best of Capt. Queeg
"You're doin' a heckuva job, Brownie."

31 comments:

jeff said...

"Just a minute - lemme straighten that out for you."

"You see, if you just rub right here, all the stress just melts away..."

Capt. Queeg said...

"Mmmm!..Chocolate!"

Van Helsing said...

"I thought so. It wasn't screwed on tightly enough."

David Simon said...

"Helen Thomas isn't the only impersonation that I do, here's Larry Craig - or if you prefer, John Edwards."

Army of Dad said...

I knew it was you Ray, I knew it was you.

//bad Godfather paraphrasing

Son Of The Godfather said...

*WHAP! WHAP!*
"Sorry Ray... mosquitos"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Jeees, good buddy, didja ride in on the short yellow bus?... Oh, right, you don't like to utilize the buses..."

The Man said...

The Vanilla Warrior and Chocolate Thunder part ways for the last time.

The Man said...

The next time you tap your foot in the Air Force One bathroom, you'd better mean it...you tease.

Paul Raposo said...

"I don't wanna eat all of ya son, just your soul!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Bet this is illegal in Minnesota!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Good news, Ray: since your party's back in power in Congress, they're appointing a panel to look into Katrina again. Bad news is, Tim Johnson's the chairman."

Rodney Dill said...

No I'm not a Chiropractor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express lastnight.

Jack Reacher said...

"I love your show, Montel."

Jack Reacher said...

"Yeah, I felt it! I felt it kick!"

lawhawk said...

Yes.... you will do. Kali will be most satisfied with you...

Shayne said...

"See that? I pulled a quarter out of your ear."

curly said...

"your head is as smooth as Paul Raposo's behind."

Cybrludite said...

Oh, by the way, Ray, the FBI is going through your freezer right now. Say "Hi!" to Bill Jefferson and Edwin Edwards when you get to Huntsville...

Cybrludite said...

(This won't make much sense if you're not from down here)

Can't say that I blame you for not wanting to be seen in public without my Secret Service detail providing security, Ray. Heck, we had to turn D.A. Jordan away because even they couldn't keep him safe in public 'round here. Now maybe if y'all'd do your jobs an' quit linin' your pockets, this wouldn't be an issue...

Cybrludite said...

Heck of a job, Ray. "Special" Ed Jordan's got my full confidance as well.

Rodney Dill said...

"Ray.... How long can you tread water?"

Rodney Dill said...

"... build me an ark."

Kaptain said...

"You know, from this angle, your head does look like a Magic 8-Ball!"

Cybrludite said...

Watch, y'all. When you slap him, there's this hollow ringing sound!

the doyle said...

"...Bush then crushed Nagin's head."

Kaptain said...

"Now, when I snap my fingers, you will wake up and not remember anything that has happened." Some things are better left unsaid.

Capt. Queeg said...

"You're doin' a heckuva job, Brownie."

curly said...

“John Edwards recommends massaging your scalp several times a day to promote hair growth.”

metalgarth said...

ORA:

"Hey Tom, I love your band... Rage against the Mechanism"

Paul Raposo said...

"Naw--I still think Jeff Gannon's head is smoother. Whadda you think, Senator Craig?"