1. "No, this isn't the kiss of death. The kiss of death is when I say 'you're doing a heck of a job' or 'see you at the signing ceremony.'"
2. "Hmm, looks healthy, clean, articulate, good strong teeth. I'll give you $300 for him."
3. "Harok... ptui!!"
4. "I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid."
5. "Hey, buck up little camper. Soon as John Edwards finishes foreclosing on all the poor folks in your city, that crime rate should go right down."
Best of jeff
"Just a minute - lemme straighten that out for you."
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Mmmm!..Chocolate!"
Best of Van Helsing
"I thought so. These neck bolts weren't screwed on tightly enough."
Best of Army of Dad
I knew it was you Ray, I knew it was you.
//bad Godfather paraphrasing
Best of The Man
The Vanilla Warrior and Chocolate Thunder part ways for the last time.
Best of Paul Raposo
"I don't wanna eat all of ya son, just your soul!"
Best of andthenblammo!
"Good news, Ray: since your party's back in power in Congress, they're appointing a panel to look into Katrina again. Bad news is, Tim Johnson's the chairman."
Low - V
Best of Rodney Dill
No I'm not a Chiropractor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express lastnight.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I love your show, Montel."
Best of lawhawk
Yes.... you will do. Kali will be most satisfied with you...
Best of Cybrludite
Oh, by the way, Ray, the FBI is going through your freezer right now. Say "Hi!" to Bill Jefferson and Edwin Edwards when you get to Huntsville...
Best of Kaptain
"You know, from this angle, your head does look like a Magic 8-Ball!"
Best of the doyle
"...Bush then crushed Nagin's head." MORTAL KOMBAT! TOTAL VICTORY!
Best of Capt. Queeg
"You're doin' a heckuva job, Brownie."
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"Just a minute - lemme straighten that out for you."
"You see, if you just rub right here, all the stress just melts away..."
"Mmmm!..Chocolate!"
"I thought so. It wasn't screwed on tightly enough."
"Helen Thomas isn't the only impersonation that I do, here's Larry Craig - or if you prefer, John Edwards."
I knew it was you Ray, I knew it was you.
//bad Godfather paraphrasing
*WHAP! WHAP!*
"Sorry Ray... mosquitos"
"Jeees, good buddy, didja ride in on the short yellow bus?... Oh, right, you don't like to utilize the buses..."
The Vanilla Warrior and Chocolate Thunder part ways for the last time.
The next time you tap your foot in the Air Force One bathroom, you'd better mean it...you tease.
"I don't wanna eat all of ya son, just your soul!"
"Bet this is illegal in Minnesota!"
"Good news, Ray: since your party's back in power in Congress, they're appointing a panel to look into Katrina again. Bad news is, Tim Johnson's the chairman."
No I'm not a Chiropractor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express lastnight.
"I love your show, Montel."
"Yeah, I felt it! I felt it kick!"
Yes.... you will do. Kali will be most satisfied with you...
"See that? I pulled a quarter out of your ear."
"your head is as smooth as Paul Raposo's behind."
Oh, by the way, Ray, the FBI is going through your freezer right now. Say "Hi!" to Bill Jefferson and Edwin Edwards when you get to Huntsville...
(This won't make much sense if you're not from down here)
Can't say that I blame you for not wanting to be seen in public without my Secret Service detail providing security, Ray. Heck, we had to turn D.A. Jordan away because even they couldn't keep him safe in public 'round here. Now maybe if y'all'd do your jobs an' quit linin' your pockets, this wouldn't be an issue...
Heck of a job, Ray. "Special" Ed Jordan's got my full confidance as well.
"Ray.... How long can you tread water?"
"... build me an ark."
"You know, from this angle, your head does look like a Magic 8-Ball!"
Watch, y'all. When you slap him, there's this hollow ringing sound!
"...Bush then crushed Nagin's head."
"Now, when I snap my fingers, you will wake up and not remember anything that has happened." Some things are better left unsaid.
"You're doin' a heckuva job, Brownie."
“John Edwards recommends massaging your scalp several times a day to promote hair growth.”
ORA:
"Hey Tom, I love your band... Rage against the Mechanism"
"Naw--I still think Jeff Gannon's head is smoother. Whadda you think, Senator Craig?"
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