Monday, August 20, 2007

You Go, Girlfriend!


1. "That's right! American flag! Bic lighter! Burn baby Burn!" Edwards thanks Dawn for addressing his rally.

2. "Now, Kaneesha, which do you think costs more, the solid gold dining room set, or your monthly premium under my health care plan?" If he couldn't be president, the Breck Girl thought he'd make a great Price is Right host.

3. Although she was flattered at the way Edwards gushed about being fan of her music, Donna Summer found his grinning rendition of "Bad Girls" to be downright creepy.

4. "I don't wanna say Hillary's a b1tch, but she hired Michael Vick to train her for the debates." Silky Pony takes the low road.

5. "I got his ring! I got his ring! Woo-Hoo, I got the cracker's ring!"

Best of Double the U
Wooohooo I gets to go to the other America until the election!

Best of The Man
No Kim, I think we have more in common than just pretty hair and the joy of holding long, hard black things in our hands.

Best of curly
“…and finally, Kaneesha’s fashionable business attire is accentuated by the subdued ‘bling’ of a functional wrist watch and minimal jewelry.”

Best of David Simon
"And if I'm elected President, every American with an impossible to pronounce first name will get free fried chicken and ribs."

Best of CJ
The Breck Girl's Pimp Hand may not be strong, but it is impeccably manicured.

Best of Jack Reacher
"What happens after I take the left foot out, again? Damn, this rhythm thing is hard. I don't know how you people do it."

Inspired by sonicfrog
"Shenene is overjoyed that Silky Pony will represent all nappy-headed ho's in a class action suit against Don Imus."

Best of curly
Cracker? Damn near split her in two!

Best of Army of Dad
John Edwards got me $300,000 for my car accident, let him work for you too!

23 comments:

Double the U said...

Wooohooo I gets to go to the other America until the election!

curly said...

“All right! The Silky Pony’s speech is over!”

curly said...

The old slip and fall lawyer John Edwards decides that with just a slight push to the back, he and his new client will own this facility.

The Man said...

No Kim, I think we have more in common than just pretty hair and the joy of holding long, hard black things in our hands.

curly said...

Unable to find a man to satisfy his urges, Edwards opts for a rare visit to the hetro side of his ‘Two Americas’.

curly said...

“…and finally, Kaneesha’s fashionable business attire is accentuated by the subdued ‘bling’ of a functional wrist watch and minimal jewelry.”

David Simon said...

As Hillary distracts Condi by slapping Barbara Boxer, John Edwards prepares to snap her bra strap.

David Simon said...

"And if I'm elected President, every American with an impossible to pronounce first name will get free fried chicken and ribs."

CJ said...

The Breck Girl's Pimp Hand may not be strong, but it is impeccably manicured.

Jack Reacher said...

"Put your hands together, folks, if you wanna see Johnny here go all Newsom with that microphone!"

Jack Reacher said...

As his wife was not present to defend him, John Edwards instructs his deaf interpreter to signal questioners to "read between the lines."

Jack Reacher said...

"What happens after I take the left foot out, again? Damn, this rhythm thing is hard. I don't know how you people do it."

sonicfrog said...

♫ Pander-Man, Pander-Man
Does whatever a Pander-Man does... ♫

sonicfrog said...

Well Sir, you're definitely NOT getting my vote.

Signed: David Duke.

sonicfrog said...

"... look'y here y'all, even the nappy headed ho that's suing Imus supports me..."

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Most don't know it, but just as he declares there are two Americas, there are two John Edwards as well.

The Sleazy Politician: "New Orleans, you poor victims of the Bush administration, your slice of America will be THIS HAPPY if I'm elected..."

The Ambulance Chasing Lawyer: "Ok, just a little closer to the edge.... just a little closer.... a liiiiittle closer...."

Submariner said...

Jacko wants to be a white woman when he grows up. Not to be outdone, John Edwards introduces his idea of perfection...

curly said...

Cracker? Damn near split her in two!

Submariner said...

Photos done?
Get off my stage bi-yotch!

Kaptain said...

"The only reason we let one of you people up here was to illustrate not everyone can have as good of a head of hair as I do. Of course, nobody does. Vote Quimb... I mean, Edwards."

Submariner said...

Silky thought bubble: Da-amn; these ben-wah balls work good!

Army of Dad said...

John Edwards got me $300,000 for my car accident, let him work for you too!