Wednesday, August 29, 2007

You Call That Safe?

Fred Miranda

1. 'Ow to speak NAMBLA: "Limber"

2. "Coach warned you not to pick your nose again, Marshall."

3. "Aw, why can't we have an epileptic kid on our team?"

4. They all made fun of him until he was offered a $90,000 a year internship in Barney Frank's office.

5. "He's fine. Before you die, you lose control of your... ooooh, never mind."

Best of divine miss m
If he can't cut it in little league, he's got a great future in Cirque du Soleil.

Best of curly
“John Edwards may be good, but you suck, Billy.”

Best of The Man
Mike, always the showoff, does 'The Worm' all the way to second.

Best of Army of Dad
Jimmy's mom felt very guilty for telling the coach he son was sick the day they practiced sliding.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"All your 2nd base are belong to us."

Best of lawhawk
Bob and Steve looked on helplessly as Danny completed the first ever attempted reverse dismount stolen base.

Best of Steve O
The young Senator Craig used to have a wide, wide batting stance.

Best of Cybrludite
Yeah, second base & shortstop haven't had much to do ever since the right fielder got a sniper-rifle. It has cut down on opposing runs, though.

Best of Rodney Dill
When Tony Soprano played as a child, no one stole second on him.

Best of Army of Dad
Im in ur field stealing ur bases

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Larry Craig developed his technique for limboing under restroom stalls while still in little league.

Double the U said...

Wow dude that look like it hurt...it did? Good.

divine miss m said...

If he can't cut it in little league, he's got a great future in Cirque du Soleil.

curly said...

Although the boy with no head or arms could not play baseball per se, he was often used as second base.

curly said...

“John Edwards may be good, but you suck, Billy.”

curly said...

Final score: Royal’s Asphalt and Cement 21, the Silky Pony Sissies 0.

Paul Raposo said...

"Does your your head always spontaneously fly up your ass when you defend the Republicans, Billy?"

sonicfrog said...

Dude, that's NOT how you do the "Macarena".

The Man said...

Mike, always the showoff, does 'The Worm' all the way to second.

Capt. Queeg said...

"Give it up, Billy. It's not gonna work bending that way either."

Anonymous said...

"Stop staring, Andrew. That's just a *cup*"

Army of Dad said...

"I'm crushing your head"

Army of Dad said...

No Tommy he was safe, you have to tag him with the ball, not your cleat!

Army of Dad said...

Jimmy's mom felt very guilty for telling the coach he son was sick the day they practiced sliding.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Once the media was onto curious donations from the Paw family in San Francisco to the Hillary campaign, they started having horrible, yet unexplained "accidents" ala Vince Foster.

I'd like to extend a warm welcome to our new friend from the other side of the aisle, Paul Raposo... Welcome to "Cap This!" Paul!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Was it any wonder that lil' Johnny Kerry was always the last to be picked for a team?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Head buried in the sand?... Oh, how ya doin', Senator Durbin?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"All your 2nd base are belong to us."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The rule book had to be consulted when Billy technically was still on 2nd, but his head continued to 3rd.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Royal #1: "Ooooh, you're gonna feel that in the mornin'."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Billy didn't find it funny at all that someone had replaced 2nd base with a concrete block.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Non-cap related, and from another site, but holy crap, this line cracked me up!:

"Could there be any more stark contrast? Democrats talk about outlawing SUV’s, while Republicans like Larry Craig make sure every American is entitled to a Hummer."

Comment by V the K — August 29, 2007 @ 10:28 am

David Simon said...

I've heard of auto-fellatio, but I didn't know auto-rimming was possible. Impressive.

Paul Raposo said...

"I'd like to extend a warm welcome to our new friend from the other side of the aisle, Paul Raposo... Welcome to "Cap This!" Paul!"

Thank you, SOTG. I will try to maintain the level of decorum which has become the hallmark of "Cap This!".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Paul Raposo said...

Thank you, SOTG. I will try to maintain the level of decorum which has become the hallmark of "Cap This!".


Good luck trying to come down to our level, Paul.

lawhawk said...

Gee Frank, That's gotta hurt!

Jimmy was told to go pound sand...

Bob and Steve looked on helplessly as Danny completed the first ever attempted reverse dismount stolen base.

Anonymous said...

...yeah, he's not half the player he used to be.

Anonymous said...

I never knew steriods could do that.

Steve O

Anonymous said...

It looks like he'll have to play with the little head from now on.

Steve O

Anonymous said...

The young Senator Craig used to have a wide, wide stance.

Steve O

Cybrludite said...

Yeah, second base & shortstop haven't had much to do ever since the right fielder got a sniper-rifle. It has cut down on opposing runs, though.

Rodney Dill said...

"There is not cryin' in baseball..."


(to SOTG and Paul... Get a room)

Rodney Dill said...

"I wish I could quit you."

Rodney Dill said...

"You're right Billy, they should let his sister play."

Rodney Dill said...

When Tony Soprano played as a child, no one stole second on him.

Army of Dad said...

Im in ur field stealing ur bases

Paul Raposo said...

"(to SOTG and Paul... Get a room)"

We did, Rodney. We're just waiting for you to show up with the night vision camera.

Rodney Dill said...

We did, Rodney. We're just waiting for you to show up with the night vision camera.

With what that image does to my mind's eye, I'll need more of white cane.

Paul Raposo said...

"With what that image does to my mind's eye, I'll need more of white cane."

I'm pleased you took the time to think about it.