1. 'Ow to speak NAMBLA: "Limber"
2. "Coach warned you not to pick your nose again, Marshall."
3. "Aw, why can't we have an epileptic kid on our team?"
4. They all made fun of him until he was offered a $90,000 a year internship in Barney Frank's office.
5. "He's fine. Before you die, you lose control of your... ooooh, never mind."
Best of divine miss m
If he can't cut it in little league, he's got a great future in Cirque du Soleil.
Best of curly
“John Edwards may be good, but you suck, Billy.”
Best of The Man
Mike, always the showoff, does 'The Worm' all the way to second.
Best of Army of Dad
Jimmy's mom felt very guilty for telling the coach he son was sick the day they practiced sliding.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"All your 2nd base are belong to us."
Best of lawhawk
Bob and Steve looked on helplessly as Danny completed the first ever attempted reverse dismount stolen base.
Best of Steve O
The young Senator Craig used to have a wide, wide batting stance.
Best of Cybrludite
Yeah, second base & shortstop haven't had much to do ever since the right fielder got a sniper-rifle. It has cut down on opposing runs, though.
Best of Rodney Dill
When Tony Soprano played as a child, no one stole second on him.
Best of Army of Dad
Im in ur field stealing ur bases
39 comments:
Larry Craig developed his technique for limboing under restroom stalls while still in little league.
Wow dude that look like it hurt...it did? Good.
If he can't cut it in little league, he's got a great future in Cirque du Soleil.
Although the boy with no head or arms could not play baseball per se, he was often used as second base.
“John Edwards may be good, but you suck, Billy.”
Final score: Royal’s Asphalt and Cement 21, the Silky Pony Sissies 0.
"Does your your head always spontaneously fly up your ass when you defend the Republicans, Billy?"
Dude, that's NOT how you do the "Macarena".
Mike, always the showoff, does 'The Worm' all the way to second.
"Give it up, Billy. It's not gonna work bending that way either."
"Stop staring, Andrew. That's just a *cup*"
"I'm crushing your head"
No Tommy he was safe, you have to tag him with the ball, not your cleat!
Jimmy's mom felt very guilty for telling the coach he son was sick the day they practiced sliding.
Once the media was onto curious donations from the Paw family in San Francisco to the Hillary campaign, they started having horrible, yet unexplained "accidents" ala Vince Foster.
I'd like to extend a warm welcome to our new friend from the other side of the aisle, Paul Raposo... Welcome to "Cap This!" Paul!
Was it any wonder that lil' Johnny Kerry was always the last to be picked for a team?
"Head buried in the sand?... Oh, how ya doin', Senator Durbin?"
"All your 2nd base are belong to us."
The rule book had to be consulted when Billy technically was still on 2nd, but his head continued to 3rd.
Royal #1: "Ooooh, you're gonna feel that in the mornin'."
Billy didn't find it funny at all that someone had replaced 2nd base with a concrete block.
Non-cap related, and from another site, but holy crap, this line cracked me up!:
"Could there be any more stark contrast? Democrats talk about outlawing SUV’s, while Republicans like Larry Craig make sure every American is entitled to a Hummer."
Comment by V the K — August 29, 2007 @ 10:28 am
I've heard of auto-fellatio, but I didn't know auto-rimming was possible. Impressive.
"I'd like to extend a warm welcome to our new friend from the other side of the aisle, Paul Raposo... Welcome to "Cap This!" Paul!"
Thank you, SOTG. I will try to maintain the level of decorum which has become the hallmark of "Cap This!".
Paul Raposo said...
Thank you, SOTG. I will try to maintain the level of decorum which has become the hallmark of "Cap This!".
Good luck trying to come down to our level, Paul.
Gee Frank, That's gotta hurt!
Jimmy was told to go pound sand...
Bob and Steve looked on helplessly as Danny completed the first ever attempted reverse dismount stolen base.
...yeah, he's not half the player he used to be.
I never knew steriods could do that.
Steve O
It looks like he'll have to play with the little head from now on.
Steve O
The young Senator Craig used to have a wide, wide stance.
Steve O
Yeah, second base & shortstop haven't had much to do ever since the right fielder got a sniper-rifle. It has cut down on opposing runs, though.
"There is not cryin' in baseball..."
(to SOTG and Paul... Get a room)
"I wish I could quit you."
"You're right Billy, they should let his sister play."
When Tony Soprano played as a child, no one stole second on him.
Im in ur field stealing ur bases
"(to SOTG and Paul... Get a room)"
We did, Rodney. We're just waiting for you to show up with the night vision camera.
We did, Rodney. We're just waiting for you to show up with the night vision camera.
With what that image does to my mind's eye, I'll need more of white cane.
"With what that image does to my mind's eye, I'll need more of white cane."
I'm pleased you took the time to think about it.
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