Piscopo.com1. "Mon Dieu, I seem to have inadvairtantly given ze roophie cocktail to M. Kennedy and ze 'clean' one to Madamoiselle Klum."
2. "Monsieur, are you enjoying your 'Rosie O'Donnell Menstrual Flow' soup? It is chunky enough, no?"
3. "But the Clarence Thomas Special comes with curly black hairs, monsieur."
4. The Soup Nazi's latest creation, 'Malt Liquor Bisque' was a huge success.
5. "Hey, Lohan! You left your coke spoon over on this dead guy's table."
Best of duke of red
Dismayed at being cast out of the Democratic party, Joe Lieberman attempts "death by Campbell's tomato soup".
Best of Jack Reacher
While Penn grabbed all the speaking roles, Teller quietly collapsed in the tomato bisque.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Waiter?... There's a dead congressman in my soup..."
Best of Rodney Dill
Colonel Mustard, in the dining room, with Tomato soup.
Best of Van Helsing
If only he were wearing his glasses, he'd see there's a spoon right in front of him.
Best of Rodney Dill
Alternate ending to the Soupranos
Best of Cybrludite
Waiter! There's Polonium-210 in my sou... erk! >thud<
Best of Rodney Dill
There's a white cracker in my soup, fo' shizzle.
2. "Monsieur, are you enjoying your 'Rosie O'Donnell Menstrual Flow' soup? It is chunky enough, no?"
3. "But the Clarence Thomas Special comes with curly black hairs, monsieur."
4. The Soup Nazi's latest creation, 'Malt Liquor Bisque' was a huge success.
5. "Hey, Lohan! You left your coke spoon over on this dead guy's table."
Best of duke of red
Dismayed at being cast out of the Democratic party, Joe Lieberman attempts "death by Campbell's tomato soup".
Best of Jack Reacher
While Penn grabbed all the speaking roles, Teller quietly collapsed in the tomato bisque.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Waiter?... There's a dead congressman in my soup..."
Best of Rodney Dill
Colonel Mustard, in the dining room, with Tomato soup.
Best of Van Helsing
If only he were wearing his glasses, he'd see there's a spoon right in front of him.
Best of Rodney Dill
Alternate ending to the Soupranos
Best of Cybrludite
Waiter! There's Polonium-210 in my sou... erk! >thud<
Best of Rodney Dill
There's a white cracker in my soup, fo' shizzle.
22 comments:
Wow, Joe Lieberman has really let himself go.
He should have listened to the Soup Nazi. (Semi-ORA?)
Dismayed at being cast out of the Democratic party, Joe Lieberman attempts "death by Campbell's tomato soup".
While Penn grabbed all the speaking roles, Teller quietly collapsed in the tomato bisque.
"Perhaps if Monsieur's wine glass weren't bigger than his head, he'd still be conscious when the main course arrived."
Looks like Valerie Plame finally got wise to the fact that it was actually Joe Wilson who "outed" her... and now she "took care of it".
"Waiter?... There's a dead congressman in my soup..."
"I had the wierdest dream that I was a fly..."
"Monsieur, I do not know why you would attempt to snort parmisan cheese."
Subby remembers his first glass of wine...
...but not his second.
Colonel Mustard, in the dining room, with Tomato soup.
If only he were wearing his glasses, he'd see there's a spoon right in front of him.
The heartbreak of alphabet soup when you're nearsighted.
Everyone told Tarantino it was too soon to remake Ratatouille.
Now ist der time at Schprockets vhen ve nap.
If this is how he loves his soup I don't want to know how he loves the leg of lamb.
In Japan, it is considered a compliment to the cook when you "slurp" your soup. Snorting it is another matter...
Alternate ending to the Soupranos
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Wait a minute, that's not a fly. Good God! That's a scorpi----plop!
Waiter! There's Polonium-210 in my sou... erk! >thud<
Waiter: "Huh. I guess he wasn't kidding about being alergic to MSG. Guess he should have tipped better last time he was here..."
There's a white cracker in my soup, fo' shizzle.
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