Tuesday, August 14, 2007

"Yes, Yes, Put Your Face In Ze Soup, You American Peeg!"

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1. "Mon Dieu, I seem to have inadvairtantly given ze roophie cocktail to M. Kennedy and ze 'clean' one to Madamoiselle Klum."

2. "Monsieur, are you enjoying your 'Rosie O'Donnell Menstrual Flow' soup? It is chunky enough, no?"

3. "But the Clarence Thomas Special comes with curly black hairs, monsieur."

4. The Soup Nazi's latest creation, 'Malt Liquor Bisque' was a huge success.

5. "Hey, Lohan! You left your coke spoon over on this dead guy's table."

Best of duke of red
Dismayed at being cast out of the Democratic party, Joe Lieberman attempts "death by Campbell's tomato soup".

Best of Jack Reacher
While Penn grabbed all the speaking roles, Teller quietly collapsed in the tomato bisque.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Waiter?... There's a dead congressman in my soup..."

Best of Rodney Dill
Colonel Mustard, in the dining room, with Tomato soup.

Best of Van Helsing
If only he were wearing his glasses, he'd see there's a spoon right in front of him.

Best of Rodney Dill
Alternate ending to the Soupranos

Best of Cybrludite
Waiter! There's Polonium-210 in my sou... erk! >thud<

Best of Rodney Dill
There's a white cracker in my soup, fo' shizzle.

22 comments:

duke of red said...

Wow, Joe Lieberman has really let himself go.

duke of red said...

He should have listened to the Soup Nazi. (Semi-ORA?)

duke of red said...

Dismayed at being cast out of the Democratic party, Joe Lieberman attempts "death by Campbell's tomato soup".

Jack Reacher said...

While Penn grabbed all the speaking roles, Teller quietly collapsed in the tomato bisque.

Jack Reacher said...

"Perhaps if Monsieur's wine glass weren't bigger than his head, he'd still be conscious when the main course arrived."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like Valerie Plame finally got wise to the fact that it was actually Joe Wilson who "outed" her... and now she "took care of it".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Waiter?... There's a dead congressman in my soup..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I had the wierdest dream that I was a fly..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Monsieur, I do not know why you would attempt to snort parmisan cheese."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Subby remembers his first glass of wine...

...but not his second.

Rodney Dill said...

Colonel Mustard, in the dining room, with Tomato soup.

Van Helsing said...

If only he were wearing his glasses, he'd see there's a spoon right in front of him.

Silhouette said...

The heartbreak of alphabet soup when you're nearsighted.

Silhouette said...

Everyone told Tarantino it was too soon to remake Ratatouille.

Submariner said...

Now ist der time at Schprockets vhen ve nap.

Army of Dad` said...

If this is how he loves his soup I don't want to know how he loves the leg of lamb.

Submariner said...

In Japan, it is considered a compliment to the cook when you "slurp" your soup. Snorting it is another matter...

Rodney Dill said...

Alternate ending to the Soupranos

attmay said...

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Wait a minute, that's not a fly. Good God! That's a scorpi----plop!

Cybrludite said...

Waiter! There's Polonium-210 in my sou... erk! >thud<

Cybrludite said...

Waiter: "Huh. I guess he wasn't kidding about being alergic to MSG. Guess he should have tipped better last time he was here..."

Rodney Dill said...

There's a white cracker in my soup, fo' shizzle.