Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Why Do These Republican Congressman Keep S**king My C**k?

The Title of This Post is a The Onion Reference


1. "OMG, Senator Craig, for the love of God, put that thing away."

2. "OMG, Senator Clinton, for the love of God, put that thing away."

3. "If I were just a little more limber, I wouldn't need to keep meeting Senator Craig like this."

4. "Patrick Kennedy's gonna kill me when he finds out I flushed the entire stash because of a f**king firetruck."

5. "Finally! I'm in the right place for my laxative to kick in!"

Best of The Man
I cannot believe I drafted Vick in the first round.

Best of curly
CrapThis!

Best of curly
“The problem in hanging with Sheryl Crow is that there’s no friggin’ toilet paper! I guess I’ll just have to wipe the excess in my hair.”

Best of curly
John Edwards is good!

Best of Silhouette
Rodin's The Stinker

Best of CJ
"Dammit. Why did I have to get Larry Craig as my accountabilibuddy?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
We title this photo: "Don't buy seafood from a guy in a van".

Best of Paul Raposo
First Bob Allen, then Larry Craig--that's the last time I use the can at a Republican fund raiser.

24 comments:

The Man said...

I cannot believe I drafted Vick in the first round.

The Man said...

Can't a guy take a dump at the Lacrosse house without being interrupted by players assaulting strippers?

curly said...

CrapThis!

curly said...

Flush twice: it’s a long way to Nancy Pelosi’s office.

curly said...

“The problem in hanging with Sheryl Crow is that there’s no friggin’ toilet paper! I guess I’ll just have to wipe the excess in my hair.”

curly said...

John Edwards is good!

CJ said...

"Dammit. Why did I have to get Larry Craig as my accountabilibuddy?"

Anonymous said...

"I can't believe I had to resign as Attorney General."

Anonymous said...

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

"God...she wants to be president and doesn't know about courtesy flushes?"

Silhouette said...

Can't a guy get some privacy to take an allah?

Silhouette said...

Rodin's The Stinker

Son Of The Godfather said...

We title this photo: "Don't buy seafood from a guy in a van".

Crap This! Nice!
The Stinker Awesome!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thank goodness they faced it towards Mecca.

Son Of The Godfather said...

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
That's diarrhea diarrhea

When it's running down your leg
just like a scrambled egg
That's diarrhea diarrhea

People think it's funny
but it's really hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea

People think it's gross
but it's really good on toast
diarrhea diarrhea

Bonus Link: I am such a child for thinking this is funny

Jack Reacher said...

"No, I did not use your hairbrush, Senator Kerry. Get out of here."

Jack Reacher said...

Dave has asked folks on the hearing room floor to raise their hands if they can hear him from in here. Let's watch the fun.

Jack Reacher said...

Goofus didn't mind the naked Rosie photos, but after seeing them Gallant retired to the bathroom for the afternoon.

Shayne said...

Limousine ride.......$250
Coursage.............$65
Tuxedo rental........$150
Getting the sh*ts on the dance floor................Priceless

Jonathan said...

"The last thing I remember, me and Sully were drinking a couple of brewskis, and I started feeling woozy as Sully was talkin' about 'Roofies' or something."

Double the U said...

Either one:

Oh why did I eat that five pound brick of cheese.

Oh why did I eat all those jalapeƱo peppers and baked beans.

Paul Raposo said...

First Bob Allen, then Larry Craig--that's the last time I use the can at a Republican fund raiser.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Crap on!
Crap off!
Crap on, crap off... the Crapper!

Paul Raposo said...
First Bob Allen, then Larry Craig--that's the last time I use the can at a Republican fund raiser.


I must say, for a first shot across our rightwing bow... impressive!

David Simon said...

The #1 hit when you google "reactions to Mayor Nagin's Katrina speech."

Paul Raposo said...

"I must say, for a first shot across our rightwing bow... impressive!"

Thank you, SOTG. Please feel free to use it often and in mixed company 8^)