Monday, August 13, 2007
Who's a Sex Machine to all the chicks? Rove! Damn Right!
1. "Tell Romney I'll take a pound of the peanut butter, a half pound of chocolate with walnuts, and a half-dozen 'I pack fudge better than Edwards' captions."
2. "Sheehan's running against Pelosi? Excellent. Next, activate the chip in Michael Moore's skull so he'll think he's a giant penguin."
3. "How many Tijuana whores did Cheney kill this time?"
4. "DC 101 FM Rocks! Do I win the Slipknot tickets?"
5. "What? The battle station at Endor is not fully operational? Shall I send Lord Vader to oversee the work personally?"
Best of Submariner
Tin foil hats at Yearly KOS? No problem; increase output frequency by 1.37 megahertz and change the phase flux by 13.628 degrees right ascention... then send the message "Dance like chickens with their heads cut off." Makes me laugh every time...
Best of The Man
Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot.
Best of metalgarth
Press 1 if you know the name of the moonbat you'd like liquidated.
Press 2 if you'd like to pick the name of the moonbat from a list
Press 3 if you'd like a hurricane to hit New Orleans...
Best of metalgarth
What! I told that damn apprentice of mine to quit trying to pick up Japanese schoolgirls.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Remember, young George... The Rove will always be with you."
Best of Van Helsing
"Believe me I got out of that fudge shop fast. You should have seen the look on his face as he slipped on the glove…"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Make sure he gets the message: The Thursday Babe shows breasts. Or else!"
Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
And as he watched Karl Rove disappear into the crowd, Bob Novak suddenly became very nervous about the possibility that his liver might taste really good with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Oh hell. What is it this time, dead girl or live boy?"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes Mom, I have my toothbrush."