1. "Bill, if you say, 'I'd hit that' one more time I swear to gawd I'll set your pets on fire."
2. "I gotta hand it to you, Hef. This is one swingin' pad."
3. (Dual Ghey Thought Balloons): "I must! I must! I must increase my bust!"
4. Rodin's The Queefer.
5. "Yeah, Sully keeps a statue of his mother in his living room. He worships her. You can't be too surprised, can you?"
Best of Double the U
So is that what a woman might look like naked?
Best of Submariner
I think you went a teensy, weensy BIT too heavy in applying the mud suit, Geoffrey...
Best of Jack Reacher
Why does that big green guy in the corner keep looking over at the statue, saying "Hulk horney?"
Best of Jack Reacher
Gallant admired the sculpture's flowing lines and symmetry. Goofus checked it for openings.
Best of Submariner
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Best of Kevin Walker
"So, how long until Senator Clinton realises that he favorite statute is missing?"
Best of CW
Karim and Ahmed wonder how many goats such a woman would bring back in their country.
Best of Kaptain
"But... is it art? And why do we look like a couple of leftovers from the '70s?"
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So is that what a woman might look like naked?
Must be where Madonna got her inspiration for those conical tin foil boobs
I think you went a teensy, weensy BIT too heavy in applying the mud suit, Geoffrey...
Why does that big green guy in the corner keep looking over at the statue, saying "Hulk horney?"
Everything has been going FABULOUS with the showing except this piece. The guards keep having to remind Sen. Clinton not to touch...
Gallant admired the sculpture's flowing lines and symmetry. Goofus checked it for openings.
'Ow to Speak Awstraylyan:
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Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Oh yeah, I remember this one time in band camp...
"So, how long until Senator Clinton realises that he favorite statute is missing?"
Let's put it this way, Bruce;
The way you look in those jeans? She isn't the only one turning to stone...
Hera was nithe, but why not Marth? HE would have been a much better choithe...
Look, you saw "Mannikin" right? I'm SURE I saw a little dust-cloud queef - I'm just sayin'...
"Ya know, those'd be some hella moobs, Bob."
"Mmm hmm."
(LOL at the Gozer ref, Sub! ) :-D
Karim and Ahmed wonder how many goats such a woman would bring back in their country.
CW
"But... is it art? And why do we look like a couple of leftovers from the '70s?"
"Ponderous, man. Really ponderous."
"Chocolate?"
"Dark Chocolate."
ORA:
"Didn't her mother ever tell her it's not polite to point?"
Queefer, doe3s he star in 24 or something?
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