Saturday, August 11, 2007

Statuesque BW Saturday


1. "Bill, if you say, 'I'd hit that' one more time I swear to gawd I'll set your pets on fire."

2. "I gotta hand it to you, Hef. This is one swingin' pad."

3. (Dual Ghey Thought Balloons): "I must! I must! I must increase my bust!"

4. Rodin's The Queefer.

5. "Yeah, Sully keeps a statue of his mother in his living room. He worships her. You can't be too surprised, can you?"

Best of Double the U
So is that what a woman might look like naked?

Best of Submariner
I think you went a teensy, weensy BIT too heavy in applying the mud suit, Geoffrey...

Best of Jack Reacher
Why does that big green guy in the corner keep looking over at the statue, saying "Hulk horney?"

Best of Jack Reacher
Gallant admired the sculpture's flowing lines and symmetry. Goofus checked it for openings.

Best of Submariner
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Best of Kevin Walker
"So, how long until Senator Clinton realises that he favorite statute is missing?"

Best of CW
Karim and Ahmed wonder how many goats such a woman would bring back in their country.

Best of Kaptain
"But... is it art? And why do we look like a couple of leftovers from the '70s?"

Timmah!

20 comments:

Double the U said...

So is that what a woman might look like naked?

Whacko said...

Must be where Madonna got her inspiration for those conical tin foil boobs

Submariner said...

I think you went a teensy, weensy BIT too heavy in applying the mud suit, Geoffrey...

Jack Reacher said...

Why does that big green guy in the corner keep looking over at the statue, saying "Hulk horney?"

Submariner said...

Everything has been going FABULOUS with the showing except this piece. The guards keep having to remind Sen. Clinton not to touch...

Jack Reacher said...

Gallant admired the sculpture's flowing lines and symmetry. Goofus checked it for openings.

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylyan:
Possibilities

Submariner said...

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Submariner said...

Oh yeah, I remember this one time in band camp...

Kevin Walker said...

"So, how long until Senator Clinton realises that he favorite statute is missing?"

Submariner said...

Let's put it this way, Bruce;
The way you look in those jeans? She isn't the only one turning to stone...

Submariner said...

Hera was nithe, but why not Marth? HE would have been a much better choithe...

Submariner said...

Look, you saw "Mannikin" right? I'm SURE I saw a little dust-cloud queef - I'm just sayin'...

sixdegreesofblondness said...

"Ya know, those'd be some hella moobs, Bob."

"Mmm hmm."

(LOL at the Gozer ref, Sub! ) :-D

CW said...

Karim and Ahmed wonder how many goats such a woman would bring back in their country.

CW

Kaptain said...

"But... is it art? And why do we look like a couple of leftovers from the '70s?"

Kaptain said...

"Ponderous, man. Really ponderous."

Rodney Dill said...

"Chocolate?"
"Dark Chocolate."

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Didn't her mother ever tell her it's not polite to point?"

Anonymous said...

Queefer, doe3s he star in 24 or something?