Friday, August 24, 2007
Some Moron from Wankette
1. "No, Mr. Frog, I'm not play pocket pool with... No, Mr. Frog, please, I didn't mean to... No, Mr. Frog please don't use the ball peen hammer on my nutsak again..."
2. Blah Blah Blah Sullivan Blah Blah Blah fisting ...
3. Magritte's "Ceci n'est pas un grenouille avec un fumeur de pipe."
4. "Dammit! My mittens are still pinned to my winter coat. I'll just have to make do."
5. "Mr. Oz. I'm your Number One fan!!" The Muppet version of Misery went straight to DVD.
Best of Submariner
Tim began to worry about Al when "Mr. Frog" quit giving safety tips and began discussing the bar scene...
Best of Army of Mom
Frog: Merlin, you really should give up your Spock fantasies and let your eyebrows grow back normally.
Best of metalgarth
"The Secret life of the Brawny Paper Towel man and Kermit the Frog" a holiday special brought to you by the letters "F","A" and "G".
Best of Son Of The Godfather
His literary career in shambles, Scott Beauchamp hones his ventriloquist skills.
Best of Jack Reacher
A New York Times reporter converses with his "confidential, highly-placed source within the administration."
Best of David Simon
Yecch, a slimy creature that likes to eat disgusting things. Cute puppet though.
Best of Double the U
Jim Hanson and Kermit both let themselves go near the end.