Friday, August 24, 2007

Some Moron from Wankette

HT: Metalgarth


1. "No, Mr. Frog, I'm not play pocket pool with... No, Mr. Frog, please, I didn't mean to... No, Mr. Frog please don't use the ball peen hammer on my nutsak again..."

2. Blah Blah Blah Sullivan Blah Blah Blah fisting ...

3. Magritte's "Ceci n'est pas un grenouille avec un fumeur de pipe."

4. "Dammit! My mittens are still pinned to my winter coat. I'll just have to make do."

5. "Mr. Oz. I'm your Number One fan!!" The Muppet version of Misery went straight to DVD.

Best of Submariner
Tim began to worry about Al when "Mr. Frog" quit giving safety tips and began discussing the bar scene...

Best of Army of Mom
Frog: Merlin, you really should give up your Spock fantasies and let your eyebrows grow back normally.

Best of metalgarth
"The Secret life of the Brawny Paper Towel man and Kermit the Frog" a holiday special brought to you by the letters "F","A" and "G".

Best of Son Of The Godfather
His literary career in shambles, Scott Beauchamp hones his ventriloquist skills.

Best of Jack Reacher
A New York Times reporter converses with his "confidential, highly-placed source within the administration."

Best of David Simon
Yecch, a slimy creature that likes to eat disgusting things. Cute puppet though.

Best of Double the U
Jim Hanson and Kermit both let themselves go near the end.


25 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

...and I live in a VW MicroBus, down by the river.

The Man said...

Barney Frank's interns complained about many things, but they had nothing on Sully's interns who had to give him hand jobs with the Christmas Frog on Thursdays.

Rodney Dill said...

Frog: "No I do not want to eat El Chorizo Grande."

The Man said...

Karl adopted one of Michael Vick's dogs and quickly found out they don't like puppets but do like the taste of human flesh.

Submariner said...

So, uhhhhh, which one has the plushy fetish?

Submariner said...

Tim began to worry about Al when "Mr. Frog" quit giving safety tips and began discussing the bar scene...

Submariner said...

Whoa - ManBearPig is starting to clean up his act!

Submariner said...

Don' worry, li'l buddy, Soylent Green is people, not amphibians...

Army of Mom said...

Frog: Dude, did you know you have a raccoon tail growing out of your neck?

Army of Mom said...

Frog: Dude, you dress like a Seattle lesbian in all that flannel.

Army of Mom said...

Merlin Olson really let himself go. And, the frog puppet ... just pathetic.

Army of Mom said...

Frog: Merlin, you really should give up your Spock fantasies and let your eyebrows grow back normally.

metalgarth said...

"The Secret life of the Brawny Paper Towel man and Kermit the Frog" a holiday special brought to you by the letters "F","A" and "G".

divine miss m said...

They have a professional acting relationship: the frog acts like a professional, and the guy acts like they have a relationship.

Son Of The Godfather said...

His literary career in shambles, Scott Beauchamp hones his ventriloquist skills.

Jack Reacher said...

A New York Times reporter converses with his "confidential, highly-placed source within the administration."

Jack Reacher said...

State Farm's attempts to find a mascot to take on "that damned lizard" came to naught.

Jack Reacher said...

And when he saw Britney Spears emerging from the water, little Froggy was suddenly struck with teh gay.

David Simon said...

Yecch, a slimy creature that likes to eat disguting things. Cute puppet though.

Army of Dad said...

OK kids, who wants to meet Mr. Frog's baby brother tadpole!

Double the U said...

Jim Hanson and Kermit both let themselves go near the end.

Rodney Dill said...

"...and/or Duh!"

Anonymous said...

Some Islamophobes have objected to the inclusion of Adam Gadahn's TV show for kids in New York's Arabic public school.

prince of leaves said...

And who says computer programmers don't have lives outside their cubicles?

Paul Raposo said...

"I don't know why America hate the French so much, they're kinda cute!"