Thursday, August 30, 2007

Shall We Shag Now, Or Shag Later?


1. "A wampa-skin rug? Dang, you are a geek."

2. The Clinton Breakfast Special: A bus-station skank on a bed of shredded wheat.

3. "OK, in this version of The Fantastic Voyage, Catherine Zeta-Jones is miniaturized and forced to kill head lice on Carl Levin's combover. We think we can get the Predator guys to CGI the head lice."

4. "...hack... hack... SPPLLLKKKK... sorry, hairball."

5. "A smoke break in the middle of my butt-wax? WTF do I pay you for, Hernando?"

6. "Do I make you hot, Senator Craig? Tap once for yes, twice for no."

Best of Cybrludite
Um, why did VtK post a pic of Michael Jackson on Thursday morning? A fairly old pic of him, too...

Best of Kaptain
IM IN UR RUGZ. I CAN HAS?

Best of curly
“We’ll need a hair brush and an air brush for this shot.”

Best of curly
They sag on my shag and she’s on the rag…what a drag.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"You look warm, Catherine. Perhaps you should remove that binding skirt?"

Best of Capt. Queeg
Let's just hope the carpet doesn't match the rug.

18 comments:

Cybrludite said...

Um, why did VtK post a pic of Michael Jackson on Thursday morning? A fairly old pic of him, too...

Kaptain said...

"Hello, Mrs. Clinton, I'm your new rug cleaner."

Another illegal immigrant doing the jobs that native Americans don't want to do.

Kaptain said...

IM IN UR RUGZ. I CAN HAS?

curly said...

“Global warming has turned the grass white, so we may as well #$@*.”

curly said...

“We’ll need a hair brush and an air brush for this shot.”

curly said...

They sag on my shag and she’s on the rag…what a drag.

curly said...

Her Kotex was red, my rug was white,
I looked at her head, her lips seemed just right.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Someone's discovered the "blend" feature in their Photoshop.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'll take Things You'd Like To Find On Your Rug for $500, Alex."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You look warm, Catherine. Perhaps you should remove that binding skirt?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Think I feel like eating Mexican tonight.

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫ Meeeee-eeeeeee-eeeeee, and Mrs... Mrs.Jones, Mrs.Jones, Mrs.Jones...
We got a thing...
Goin' on... ♫

Jack Reacher said...

"Put down the Hoover, Jack. That's not what I meant when I invited you over to vacuum my rug."

Dickey Swollenz said...

Soooo.... do you know how to do the Wooly-Bully?

jeff said...

I wouldn't welsh on a bet, but I might Do Welsh on a bet...

How Michael Douglas used up all his karma in one shot...

Capt. Queeg said...

Let's just hope the carpet doesn't match the rug.

Paul Raposo said...

"All you liberals think you got hot women. You should see Anne Coulter perform autofellatio!"

curly said...

I’ve “always” wanted to free associate the words Botox, Clorox, and Kotex, so here goes: “Botox Barb…Clorax’ed Rug…Kotex Red…Hafta Hug.” Thankyouverymuch, I’ll be here all weekend.