1. "A wampa-skin rug? Dang, you are a geek."
2. The Clinton Breakfast Special: A bus-station skank on a bed of shredded wheat.
3. "OK, in this version of The Fantastic Voyage, Catherine Zeta-Jones is miniaturized and forced to kill head lice on Carl Levin's combover. We think we can get the Predator guys to CGI the head lice."
4. "...hack... hack... SPPLLLKKKK... sorry, hairball."
5. "A smoke break in the middle of my butt-wax? WTF do I pay you for, Hernando?"
6. "Do I make you hot, Senator Craig? Tap once for yes, twice for no."
Best of Cybrludite
Um, why did VtK post a pic of Michael Jackson on Thursday morning? A fairly old pic of him, too...
Best of Kaptain
IM IN UR RUGZ. I CAN HAS?
Best of curly
“We’ll need a hair brush and an air brush for this shot.”
Best of curly
They sag on my shag and she’s on the rag…what a drag.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"You look warm, Catherine. Perhaps you should remove that binding skirt?"
Best of Capt. Queeg
Let's just hope the carpet doesn't match the rug.
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Um, why did VtK post a pic of Michael Jackson on Thursday morning? A fairly old pic of him, too...
"Hello, Mrs. Clinton, I'm your new rug cleaner."
Another illegal immigrant doing the jobs that native Americans don't want to do.
IM IN UR RUGZ. I CAN HAS?
“Global warming has turned the grass white, so we may as well #$@*.”
“We’ll need a hair brush and an air brush for this shot.”
They sag on my shag and she’s on the rag…what a drag.
Her Kotex was red, my rug was white,
I looked at her head, her lips seemed just right.
Someone's discovered the "blend" feature in their Photoshop.
"I'll take Things You'd Like To Find On Your Rug for $500, Alex."
"You look warm, Catherine. Perhaps you should remove that binding skirt?"
Think I feel like eating Mexican tonight.
♫ Meeeee-eeeeeee-eeeeee, and Mrs... Mrs.Jones, Mrs.Jones, Mrs.Jones...
We got a thing...
Goin' on... ♫
"Put down the Hoover, Jack. That's not what I meant when I invited you over to vacuum my rug."
Soooo.... do you know how to do the Wooly-Bully?
I wouldn't welsh on a bet, but I might Do Welsh on a bet...
How Michael Douglas used up all his karma in one shot...
Let's just hope the carpet doesn't match the rug.
"All you liberals think you got hot women. You should see Anne Coulter perform autofellatio!"
I’ve “always” wanted to free associate the words Botox, Clorox, and Kotex, so here goes: “Botox Barb…Clorax’ed Rug…Kotex Red…Hafta Hug.” Thankyouverymuch, I’ll be here all weekend.
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