Saturday, August 25, 2007

Saturday Noir Part II

Lileks

1. "As a matter of fact, Senator Jim Webb would like to supersize that!"

2. "$65.00 for an oil change? Screw you Jiffy Lube!"

3. Markos Moulitsas does a drive-by on the Democratic Leadership Council from the back of chauffeur-driver PT Cruiser.

4. Stunt casting gone horribly awry: Michael Keaton in Sin City 2.

5. Where will you be when your murderous psychopathic rage kicks in?

Best of Jack Reacher
"Give me the Grey Poupon and nobody gets hurt!"

Best of Submariner
Sen. Clinton likes you, sugar. She said "Get in the car," so you GET IN in the car. Capiche?

Best of lawhawk
At long last, Lt. Dan finally has Forest in his sights.

Best of David Simon
The mystery of Lance Briggs' totaled Lamorghini was solved when an anonymous photographer turned this photo in to the police.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"G-d dammnit, I WILL have Jodie Foster!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I swear, one more insipidly stupid answer, and I'm gonna go completely bonkers! Oh good, Miss South Carolina's up. let's hear what she has to say about education...

Best of Cybrludite
"How unfortunate you discovered my business interests in the Iotian power structure, Captain. Logic demands that I kill you to conceal the Vulcan control of the Fizzbin casinos. I do hope you understand that this is strictly a business transaction and is, in fact, nothing personal." - Spock from the first draft of "A Piece Of The Action" Screenplay by Mario Puzo & Francis Ford Coppola.


25 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Give me the Grey Poupon and nobody gets hurt!"

Submariner said...

I said "two chocolate cupcakes" ya vegan hippy. What's this crap?

Submariner said...

Lets put it this way, V; any more soccer pics on a Thursday and the cat gets it right between the whiskers...

Submariner said...

No, Teddy, you may NOT "drive me back to the island."

Submariner said...

Sen. Clinton likes you, sugar. She said "Get in the car," so you GET IN in the car. Capiche?

Rodney Dill said...

"Give me the Falcon's QB or I will keel you."

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm only handing out lollipops and lead today, and I'm fresh outta lollipops."

Rodney Dill said...

"Give me the Grey Poupon and nobody gets hurt!"

Excellent!

Double the U said...

GET AWAY FROM MY WINDSHIELD YA BUM!

Double the U said...

"Car-Jacking my ass!", things never heard in a state where guns are restricted.

Submariner said...

>only works with original position<

Famous last words: "I'll see your pussy, Jack Bauer, and raise you a .357..."

Whacko said...

"Look, I know New York is a non-smoking city, but if you don't give me a cigarette, I'll cap you one in the 'nads."

Kaptain said...

"Free Bird! Play Free Bird!" Dan was an ugly drunk.

lawhawk said...

At long last, Lt. Dan finally has Forest in his sights.

David Simon said...

The mystery of Lance Briggs' totaled Lamorghini was solved when an anonymous photographer turned this photo in to the police.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"G-d dammnit, I WILL have Jodie Foster!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

'Ow to speak Darwin: "recoil"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Back in the day, they could only perform drive by plinking.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is that police commisioner guy made at Inspector Clouseu again?

Son Of The Godfather said...

I swear, one more insipidly stupid answer, and I'm gonna go completely bonkers! Oh good, Miss South Carolina's up. let's hear what she has to say about education...

Son Of The Godfather said...

*BLAM! BLAM!*
"Seacrest... out!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

My 4:33 PM should say "mad" instead of "made". PIMF!

Army of Mom said...

What happens when little Ralphie grows up after NOT getting his Red Rider BB gun.

Cybrludite said...

"How unfortunate you discovered my business interests in the Iotian power structure, Captain. Logic demands that I kill you to conceal the Vulcan control of the Fizzbin casinos. I do hope you understand that this is strictly a business transaction and is, in fact, nothing personal." - Spock from the first draft of "A Piece Of The Action" Screenplay by Mario Puzo & Francis Ford Coppola.

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