Saturday, August 18, 2007

Saturday B&W


1. "Well, kid, under HillaryCare, there's a nine-month waiting list to start cancer treatment. In the meantime, we've hired these clowns to keep you amused."

2. The opening of the 'John Wayne Gacy Children's Hospital' was yet another sign of America's cultural shift to the left.

3. "Don't worry, kid, there's 160 more of us back in the ambulance."

4. "Well, another mother didn't listen, let her kid ride with Ted Kennedy, and now she's got a traffic cone lodged in her skull."

5. ORA: The Pennywise HMO offers special rates for 'young, easily frightened children.'

Best of Jack Reacher
One of the slides John Edwards used to show juries when he sued doctors was released to the public today.

Best of curly
“Sorry about the weirdo clowns kid, but Barney was booked solid and Big Bird is taking bukkake shots with Carmen Electra.”

Best of Whacko
Billy awakes to discover that he is not dreaming: He has been transformed into a conehead and his family are just a bunch of clowns.

Best of David Simon
"What's with this Sullivan kid? Every time I go to check his pulse, he begs me for a manicure."

Best of Double the U
Little Jimmy's dying wish was to have sex with three nurses, but the make a wish foundation insisted the clowns drag his bed outside and push him around the hospital grounds.

Best of wacha
Damn,he hasn't pulse, I knew the electric shock hand buzzer was too much for a kid with a pacemaker

Best of Submariner
ORA: I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.

Best of andthenblammo!
AP wire photo caption:"The French 61st Armored Battalion embarked on 3 days of war-game manuveurs today..........."

26 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Kuchinich 2008 finally reveals their platform.

Jack Reacher said...

One of the slides John Edwards used to show juries when he sued doctors was released to the public today.

Jack Reacher said...

"Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard..."

curly said...

“In order to operate on the boy, you’ll have to give us the baby.”

curly said...

“Sorry about the weirdo clowns kid, but Barney was booked solid and Big Bird is taking bukkake shots with Carmen Electra.”

curly said...

“OK…Obama’s holding the baby, Edwards is checking the boy’s pulse, and Hilldog’s interns are dressed up as nurses…Everybody say CHEESE!”

Whacko said...

Billy awakes to discover that he is not dreaming: He has been transformed into a conehead and his family are just a bunch of clowns.

David Simon said...

"C'mon boy, you can do it. Roll your fingers into a ball for Uncle Poppo."

David Simon said...

"When nancy boy Edwards asks what you think of his health care plan, just extend that middle finger."

David Simon said...

The Democrats campaign at Children's Memorial. (Left: John Edwards, Hillary Clinton. Right: Dennis Kucinich, Barack Obama.)

David Simon said...

"What's with this Sullivan kid? Every time I go to check his pulse, he begs me for a manicure."

Double the U said...

Little Jimmy's dying wish was to have sex with three nurses, but the make a wish foundation insisted the clowns drag his bed outside and push him around the hospital grounds.

Van Helsing said...

The Dems take control of healthcare.

Submariner said...

And Speaker Pelosi states she doesn't want the Republicans making a mockery of House proceedings???

wacha said...

new Obama slogan: "No more ugly doctors, we need nice clowns, no more gloomy hostpitals, we need green parks for our patients, needles are republicans, smiles are democrats!"

wacha said...

damn,he hasn't pulse, I knew the electric shock hand buzzer was too much for a kid with a pacemaker

Anonymous said...

hey caption this!
http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2007-06/30631435.jpg

Double the U said...

Hospital bed... check
Patient...check
Nurses....check.
hmmmmmm.....what are we missing?
Oh the Hospital!!

Submariner said...

ORA:

I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.

Submariner said...

Evidently, Lyndon LaRouche is running again in '08...

andthenblammo! said...

AP wire photo caption:

"The French 61st Armored Battalion embarked on 3 days of war-game manuveurs today..........."

Submariner said...

andthenblammo! said...
AP wire photo caption:

"The French 61st Armored Battalion embarked on 3 days of war-game manuveurs today..........."


Musta been a mistake, Blammo - camera's shoot people and they're not running away...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Roberta Muldoon, pre-op.

Jonathan said...

Some movies should never have sequels. It, Part II: Pleasantville Redux was a box office bomb.

sonicfrog said...

The Democrats had their convention and I missed it?

Submariner said...

♪ Isn't it rich? ♪