Monday, August 13, 2007

Romney Fixes to Pack Some Fudge


1. "Edwards told me packing fudge was a great way to relax on the campaign trail."

2. ORA: Mitt panders for the Youper vote, but unwillingly marks himself as a clueless fudgie.

3. Cap This Classic: "OK, Mrs Clinton, now drop trou and let's take a look at that prostrate."

4. "Edwards key offering to 'pack my fudge,' but I insisted I could do it myself."

5. "Hmm, I'm putting on a rubber glove in front of a chalkboard offering an 'Amazing Chocolate Steamer.' Did Sullivan set up this shot?"



Best of The Man
Next stop: Butte, Montana with a parrot and an eye patch.

Best of Jonathan
ORA: "Full cavity search, Roto Rooter style! Don't stop 'til you reach the back of his teeth!"

Best of SnarkyOne
Surgical gloves with french cuffs.
Is he mad?

Best of SnarkyOne
Mitt does his Dr. Frankenfurter impression.

Best of divine miss m
ORA: "Mitt, what did we do when Uncle Ted was here? No, Mitt...after that."

Best of Somebody
Depending on your orientation, the crazed facial expression will either freak you out or turn you on.

Best of Somebody
The Gay Presidential Debate now greatly regrets that only Democrats were invited...

Best of Army of Dad
Mitt prepares to shake Hillary's hand.

Best of Rodney Dill
"No no, mint green is for fisting wife number three, blue is for number one, and red is for wife number two, if you media guys can't keep that straight then I'm really not interested in discussing my religion."

Best of Submariner
Well, Sully; I can tell that this is going to please you more than it's going to please me...

25 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Buoyed by his recent win in an Iowa straw poll, Mitt Romney pulls out all the stops in his California campaign.

Jack Reacher said...

Believing that Edwards was a typical North Carolinian, Romney badly misjudges his campaign ads for the Tarheel State.

the doyle said...

I don't think I want to be a part of Romney healthcare.

The Man said...

Andrew Sullivan is the latest person to drop their support for John Edwards.

The Man said...

Next stop: Butte, Montana with a parrot and an eye patch.

Jonathan said...

ORA:

"Full cavity search, Roto Rooter style! Don't stop 'til you reach the back of his teeth!"

Jonathan said...

Romney is really delusional if he thinks this alone will win the San Fran voters over.

Jonathan said...

On second thought, that "Dukakis in the Tank" thing may not have been so bad after all.

Jonathan said...

No caption here, but I had to comment that my word verification was "VtKjn". Coinkidink?

metalgarth said...

No glove... No love!

duke of red said...

Hey Mitt, put on your mitt. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHALOL ROFL

duke of red said...

No, Mitt, you don't want to put a glove on when you inspect Heidi. Trust me, you'll want that "essence" on your fingers for a long time.

SnarkyOne said...

Surgical gloves with french cuffs.
Is he mad?

Mitt does his Dr. Frankenfurter impression.

jj said...

I wish Heidi would quit borrowing Britney's Tampax!!

Van Helsing said...

So that's why they call him "Mitt." Sully squirms in anticipation.

divine miss m said...

ORA:

"Mitt, what did we do when Uncle Ted was here? No, Mitt...after that."

CW said...

OK. I'll show Michael Moore a little Massachusetts medicine.

CW

Anonymous said...

Depending on your orientation, the crazed facial expression will either freak you out or turn you on.

The Gay Presidential Debate now greatly regrets that only Democrats were invited...

Army of Dad said...

Ever mindful of proper sanitation, Mitt prepares to shake Hillary's hand.

Army of Dad said...

Mitt mumbles "brains" and puts on a crazy face in a blatant attempt at capturing the zombie vote.

Rodney Dill said...

"No no, mint green is for fisting wife number three, blue is for number one, and red is for wife number two, if you media guys can't keep that straight then I'm really not interested in discussing my religion."

Cybrludite said...

ORA:

"Two by two, hands of blue."

Submariner said...

Pardon me sir, may I push in your stool?

Submariner said...

Well, Sully; I can tell that this is going to please you more than it's going to please me...

Submariner said...

OK, let's see if it really is hard to push a square fist through a round hole...