Friday, August 31, 2007

Not Normal

Sondra K


1. The Borg were never the same after they assimilated West Hollywood.

2. John Edwards announced his running mate today...

3. Larry Craig's denials become progressively less plausible.

4. A happy couple celebrates the overturning of Iowa's "Defense of Marriage" law.

5. Moby has never looked more butch.

6. Leona Helmsley's dog quickly burned through its $12 million inheritance.

7. Not just questioning his sexuality, but actually waterboarding it.

8. Every time you masturbate, God kills an androgynous freak and his yappy little dog. Please keep masturbating!

9. "Well, if this sh1thole of a country doesn't elect Ron Paul, Fufu and I are moving to Belgium!"

10. Sullivan always looked forward to Labor Day, when the tourists would finally go away leaving only the "normal" people of Provincetown.

Best of jeff
"Okay, who suspended the horse from the ceiling?"

Best of Submariner
When we return after the break, Due to the focus on Apple, Grape's behavior takes an unusual twist as he seeks attention at any cost on E! True Hollywood Confessions: Fruits in the Loom.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"He's doing Blue Steel!... It's... It's magnificent!"

Best of Zeke
After the breakup on the Borg Collective some former members expressed a bit too much self expression.

Best of Double the U
I call him, "George Bush" that way he can yelp when *I screw him* Bumliquor was a favorite poster at the Democratic Underground.

Best of Jonathan
"Velcum to Sprockets! I am your hose Deiter. Today, we preview the new avant-garte film entitled 'Tumorboy and the Mothdog Prophecies'."

Best of Jonathan
If that's not worthy of some Crazy Candy, I don't know what is!

Best of curly
‘Bring your dog to work day’ was a festive occasion for some of Ron Paul’s interns.

Best of Whacko
Dog thought baloon: "On second thought, maybe I'd be better off at the Bad Newz Kennels."

Best of Rodney Dill
It's good to see Johnny Depp return to his roots.

Best of Rodney Dill
"It's the latest fashion craze, He's surgically attached to my nipple."

31 comments:

jeff said...

"Fly my pretty, fly!" The updated version of the Wizard of Oz was a little odd....

"Okay, who suspended the horse from the ceiling?"

"Does anyone have some eyeliner? I'm out..."

Dog: "Normal dogs get big plastic collars after their surgery... but not me, noooooo."

Dog: "Watch where you put that right hand, bud."

Captcha: znitk - a very good description of this guy. Sounds Yiddish.

Paul Raposo said...

Senator John McCain hoped for a moment with the RNC leaders, to ask if their "big tent" policy hadn't gone too far.

Paul Raposo said...

Young Republican Chester, spent countless hours trying to convince his peers that marriage should only be between heterosexual men and women and not weirdos.

Paul Raposo said...

After President Bush announced a reinstatement of the nation's draft, the popularity of tiny dogs and fur lined leather gear suddenly sky rocketed among the children of Republican senators.

Paul Raposo said...

Tyler Whitney redesigns his MySpace page.

Jack Reacher said...

Just by looking at the passport photo, Immigration officials can usually tell who's from San Francisco.

Jack Reacher said...

"Nothing much, just keepin' it real, you know..."

captainobvious said...

Paul Haggiss' remake of Austin Powers was pretty lame.

Double the U said...

Mandatory school uniforms in Hillary's village.

Submariner said...

When we return after the break, Due to the focus on Apple, Grape's behavior takes an unusual twist as he seeks attention at any cost on E! True Hollywood Confessions: Fruits in the Loom.

Submariner said...

I see Lyndon Larouche is running again in 2008?

Double the U said...

PETA never goes after these guys... then again PETA members are buying this clothing line.

Double the U said...

VtheK uses Paul Raposo's high school picture in a caption this entry.

Kaptain said...

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Ruff!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"He's doing Blue Steel!... It's... It's magnificent!"

Zeke said...

Though Jax came to love living on Earth after his ship crashed, he never felt comfortable about the way earth dogs dressed their humans.

Zeke said...

Few know that the Borg collective began as cultural backlash against fashion designers on Planet Sanfransico

Or

After the breakup on the Borg Collective some former members expressed a bit too much self expression.

Double the U said...

I call him, "George Bush" that way he can yelp when *I screw him* Bumliquor was a favorite poster at the Democratic Underground.

prince of leaves said...

In the future, Americans will come to regret adopting HillaryCare when its full-coverage gene therapy programs bear bizarre and disturbing fruit.

Jonathan said...

"Velcum to Sprockets! I am your hose Deiter. Today, we preview the new avant-garte film entitled 'Tumorboy and the Mothdog Prophecies'."

Jonathan said...

If that's not worthy of some Crazy Candy, I don't know what is!

curly said...

‘Bring your dog to work day’ was a festive occasion for some of Ron Paul’s interns.

curly said...

“…that’s right, Fifi’s a fwench poodle.”

Whacko said...

Dog thought baloon: "On second thought, maybe I'd be better off at the Bad Newz Kennels."

the doyle said...

The remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show wasn't all that much stranger than the first.

Rodney Dill said...

It's good to see Johnny Depp return to his roots.

Rodney Dill said...

Rambeau the Musical

Submariner said...

We are so vairy 'appy. Can you not be 'appy for us?

the divine miss M and racerboy said...

ORA: Just what this country needs - a cock in a frock on a catwalk.

Rodney Dill said...

"It's the latest fashion craze, He's surgically attached to my nipple."

CJ said...

When Glenn Beck says "Hello You sick twisted freak," this is the guy he's talking to.