1. IF I HIDES HEER. SENATER LARRY CRAIG WONT FINDS ME.
2. MMM. CORNS IS DELISHUS.
3. HEER'S UR PROBLEM. U NEEDS NEW FLAPPER. THAT BE $200.
4. "He's been throwing up ever since he saw that shirtless Ted Kennedy pic."
5. WHY U FLUSH ME? I NOT DED GOLDFISH?
Best of Rodney Dill
"Hmmm, I smell gerbils, Sully's been here."
Best of jeff
"Iz coldist water in houz."
Best of Shayne
"Mmmm,John Edwards IS good!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
I'M IN UR STOOPID BOWL, SWATTING UR DUMB DOOKIES
Best of Zeke
Micheal Moore has a real problem with chewing his food
Best of divine miss m
Toonces' secret vice: a good swirly.
Best of curly
Fluffy, the airport’s unofficial mascot, always enjoyed the ‘cream’ left behind after Sen. Craig used the men’s room.
33 comments:
Number one Google link for pussy diving
"Hmmm, I smell gerbils, Sully's been here."
"Wher did mouz go?"
"Iz coldist water in houz."
"Uh-oh, looks like Hillary left a floater."
"Mmmm,John Edwards IS good!"
That's one wet pu55y.
sorry, it was begging for me to say it.
I'M IN UR STOOPID BOWL, SWATTING UR DUMB DOOKIES
"I should NOT have looked in here after that guy from the picture below."
Cat Scratch Crapper
Toonces drank a little too much last night.
Ron Paul's staffers go to great lengths to find campaign themes.
The #1 reason we say pets resemble their owners: Fluffy, aka
Lindsay Lohan's cat.
"After those reports of the surge's success, I know just where to find the DNC's Iraq strategy."
Micheal Moore has a real problem with chewing his food
Ted Kennedy's cat looks for his date from last night.
Cheryl Crow's idea to use live cats instead of toilet paper appalled PETA, but their self-cleaning nature provided an element of reusability that appealed to Greenpeace.
For people that carpet their bathroom the toilet bowl is the water bowl.
Toonces' secret vice: a good swirly.
While Mrs. Smith was shocked to discover that the cause of her toilet backup was her missing cat Fluffy, she nearly passed out when the plumber handed her a bill for $500.
Fluffy, the airport’s unofficial mascot, always enjoyed the ‘cream’ left behind after Sen. Craig used the men’s room.
Plumber secret #478: when you forget your emery cloth or 4-in-1 deburring tool, cat licks may be used to prep copper pipes for sweating.
Rush Limbaugh's cat tries desperately to find his owner's integrity.
Paul Raposo said...
Rush Limbaugh's cat tries desperately to find his owner's integrity.
...and finds it right next to Al Franken's maxi-pad.
Coincidentally, the day before his tragic drowning, Socks had scheduled a Press Conference to discuss the Whitewater files.
China introduces a new line of cat food.
"I think it's nice that Anne Coulter always puts the toilet seat down when she's finished!"
Maassster has new goldfish bowl...is tasty good. Me has to have goldfishus for brain food.
Socks the cat reaction after seeing Hillary naked.
"Hello Paul Raposo! Can you here me?"
February 2009: President Hilldog enacts the fairness doctrine and “PussyTalk” is launched to reach Paul Raposo and the other idiots on the left.
“Thank goodness Paul Raposo used the toilet last and therefore the seat is obviously down. A bare toilet rim is too slippery for my feline feet.”
Curly's friends later explained with line drawings and small words what "eating a pussy" actually entailed.
Not content to use gerbils any longer, curly's frequent visits to the animal shelter raised many questions among the staff.
Although curly's cat had taught itself to use indoor plumbing, curly was still not yet house broken.
Paul Raposo: Some of those are actually funny (i.e.: line drawings and small words )...Put them in earlier next time, dork.
Post a Comment