Tuesday, August 28, 2007

More Toilet Humor... With a Kitty!


1. IF I HIDES HEER. SENATER LARRY CRAIG WONT FINDS ME.

2. MMM. CORNS IS DELISHUS.

3. HEER'S UR PROBLEM. U NEEDS NEW FLAPPER. THAT BE $200.

4. "He's been throwing up ever since he saw that shirtless Ted Kennedy pic."

5. WHY U FLUSH ME? I NOT DED GOLDFISH?

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hmmm, I smell gerbils, Sully's been here."

Best of jeff
"Iz coldist water in houz."

Best of Shayne
"Mmmm,John Edwards IS good!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I'M IN UR STOOPID BOWL, SWATTING UR DUMB DOOKIES

Best of Zeke
Micheal Moore has a real problem with chewing his food

Best of divine miss m
Toonces' secret vice: a good swirly.

Best of curly
Fluffy, the airport’s unofficial mascot, always enjoyed the ‘cream’ left behind after Sen. Craig used the men’s room.

33 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Number one Google link for pussy diving

Rodney Dill said...

"Hmmm, I smell gerbils, Sully's been here."

jeff said...

"Wher did mouz go?"

"Iz coldist water in houz."

Shayne said...

"Uh-oh, looks like Hillary left a floater."

Shayne said...

"Mmmm,John Edwards IS good!"

Army of Mom said...

That's one wet pu55y.

sorry, it was begging for me to say it.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'M IN UR STOOPID BOWL, SWATTING UR DUMB DOOKIES

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I should NOT have looked in here after that guy from the picture below."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cat Scratch Crapper

Son Of The Godfather said...

Toonces drank a little too much last night.

Jack Reacher said...

Ron Paul's staffers go to great lengths to find campaign themes.

Jack Reacher said...

The #1 reason we say pets resemble their owners: Fluffy, aka
Lindsay Lohan's cat.

Jay Guevara said...

"After those reports of the surge's success, I know just where to find the DNC's Iraq strategy."

Zeke said...

Micheal Moore has a real problem with chewing his food

Jack Reacher said...

Ted Kennedy's cat looks for his date from last night.

prince of leaves said...

Cheryl Crow's idea to use live cats instead of toilet paper appalled PETA, but their self-cleaning nature provided an element of reusability that appealed to Greenpeace.

Double the U said...

For people that carpet their bathroom the toilet bowl is the water bowl.

divine miss m said...

Toonces' secret vice: a good swirly.

curly said...

While Mrs. Smith was shocked to discover that the cause of her toilet backup was her missing cat Fluffy, she nearly passed out when the plumber handed her a bill for $500.

curly said...

Fluffy, the airport’s unofficial mascot, always enjoyed the ‘cream’ left behind after Sen. Craig used the men’s room.

curly said...

Plumber secret #478: when you forget your emery cloth or 4-in-1 deburring tool, cat licks may be used to prep copper pipes for sweating.

Paul Raposo said...

Rush Limbaugh's cat tries desperately to find his owner's integrity.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Paul Raposo said...
Rush Limbaugh's cat tries desperately to find his owner's integrity.


...and finds it right next to Al Franken's maxi-pad.

Anonymous said...

Coincidentally, the day before his tragic drowning, Socks had scheduled a Press Conference to discuss the Whitewater files.

David Simon said...

China introduces a new line of cat food.

Paul Raposo said...

"I think it's nice that Anne Coulter always puts the toilet seat down when she's finished!"

Anonymous said...

Maassster has new goldfish bowl...is tasty good. Me has to have goldfishus for brain food.

Double the U said...

Socks the cat reaction after seeing Hillary naked.

curly said...

"Hello Paul Raposo! Can you here me?"

curly said...

February 2009: President Hilldog enacts the fairness doctrine and “PussyTalk” is launched to reach Paul Raposo and the other idiots on the left.

curly said...

“Thank goodness Paul Raposo used the toilet last and therefore the seat is obviously down. A bare toilet rim is too slippery for my feline feet.”

Paul Raposo said...

Curly's friends later explained with line drawings and small words what "eating a pussy" actually entailed.

Not content to use gerbils any longer, curly's frequent visits to the animal shelter raised many questions among the staff.

Although curly's cat had taught itself to use indoor plumbing, curly was still not yet house broken.

curly said...

Paul Raposo: Some of those are actually funny (i.e.: line drawings and small words )...Put them in earlier next time, dork.