Monday, August 20, 2007

Monday "One Cap Was All I Could Think Up"


Best of Rodney Dill
...when 'roid rage arrives as Who's Your Daddy DayCare

Best of Double the U
Must be a Conservative's kid, the liberal kid's shirt said, "Please take my toys"

Best of The Man
John Edwards picked the wrong baby to kiss on the campaign trail and ended up with 2 black eyes and a sore rear end. However the baby denies any involvement with the sore rear end.

Best of Jack Reacher
Back of t-shirt: I voted for Ron Paul in an online poll--77 times!

Best of lawhawk
We now know what Jack Bauer was doing in the five minutes he was offscreen in season 4.

Best of sonicfrog
Dick Cheney sure was cute as a baby!

Best of Army of Mom
Husband: Sure, honey. You go have a girls' weekend. I'm heading to Wal-Mart to buy Bubba some new T-shirts I saw in the Sunday advertisement.

Best of Robert
My daddy dressed me. He's a jerk.
- Bubba J Slackjaw, Jr., Rio Linda, CA

Best of Army of Mom
The excitement waned after the NAMBLA leader got home and realized the shirt said "kick" instead of "lick."

Best of Submariner
Actually, the printer was dyslexic - it should have read "I can kick YOUR ass, baby!"

Best of captainobvious
Your kid better be a bad ass if you continually insist on dressing him in corduroy pants.


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20 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

The Arnold Schwarzenegger baby videos finally hit youtube.

Rodney Dill said...

It has long been held that Chuck Norris has had one of the longest martial arts Hollywood careers.

Rodney Dill said...

"...right after I finish my begetables."

Rodney Dill said...

...when 'roid rage arrives as Who's Your Daddy DayCare

Double the U said...

Must be a Conservative's kid, the liberal kid's shirt said, "Please take my toys"

The Man said...

John Edwards picked the wrong baby to kiss on the campaign trail and ended up with 2 black eyes and a sore rear end. However the baby denies any involvement with the sore rear end.

Jack Reacher said...

Back of t-shirt: I voted for Ron Paul in an online poll--77 times!

jeff said...

This kid's parents will never have a "My child is an honor student at..." bumper sticker.

lawhawk said...

We now know what Jack Bauer was doing in the five minutes he was offscreen in season 4.

sonicfrog said...

Dick Cheney sure was cute as a baby!

Submariner said...

Sumpin' - Sumpin' - the Rumsfeld grandchild...

Army of Mom said...

Benoit's late son reincarnated.

Army of Mom said...

Ad in Sunday's advertisement for Wal-Mart.

Army of Mom said...

World's worst baby shower gift.

Army of Mom said...

Husband: Sure, honey. You go have a girls' weekend. I'm heading to Wal-Mart to buy Bubba some new T-shirts I saw in the Sunday advertisement.

Robert said...

My daddy dressed me. He's a jerk.
- Bubba J Slackjaw, Jr., Rio Linda, CA

I starred in the opening sequence of "Idiocracy". My parents were the morons.

Army of Mom said...

The excitement waned after the NAMBLA leader got home and realized the shirt said "kick" instead of "lick."

or

NAMBLA president loses interest as he thinks it through: Kick? Oh, I thought it said lick.

Submariner said...

Actually, the printer was dyslexic - it should have read "I can kick YOUR ass, baby!"

Submariner said...

PETA, Bolivia has filed suit against this child.
Film at 11...

captainobvious said...

you kid better be a bad ass if you continually insist on dressing him in corduroy pants.