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Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Lying Mahdi Propaganda Whore and the Magic Bullets
1. The Golden Suppositories of Mohammed are among the Holiest Relics of Islam.
2. "These bullets hit my house while the Americans were ravaging my village in a manner reminiscent of Ginger... Gin Gas... Dammit, Obama, what's my line?"
3. Trick or treating in Dearborn, a child's perspective.
4. "Well, Hillary thinks my man-hands are hot, so there!"
5. "Good news, everyone, the 'medical supplies' from Iran have arrived."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Who was that mosqued man?"
Best of Zeke
If you plant these magic bullets in the ground a giant bean stock will grow and take you straight to heaven and your 72 virgins!
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, Reuters, look what fell out of my grandson's 'toy gun!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Wait a minute... the garb, the worshipping of ammunition, their ambition to destroy?... These are the radiation mutants from Beneath the Planet of the Apes!
Best of The Man
If that American soldier Beauchamp ever mocks me after he runs over my dog in his Bradley while wearing my dead son's skull...I'll put a couple of these in his ass.
Best of Occasional Reader
"M193 Ball?! Goddamit, I specifically told Mookie we wanted M855 steel-core penetrators... [psst the press is here] um, I mean, the terrible Americans threw these bullets at my house, I only want peace, why are they so mean?"
Best of Rodney Dill
The years have not been good to Christine Amanpour
Best of loflyer
Islamic sex toys displayed by ancient Iraqi hooker....
Best of wacha
I played in Conan the Barbarian, i played the bad guy who transform into a snake, i have proof, look, swarzy's steroid ampoules
Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes my son's name is Mohammad Stifler, why do you ask?"
Update: The Demotivator
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35 comments:
"No, I not terrorist, we just have mighty big cockaroaches."
The American Infidels have resorted to simply throwing their ammunition rather than firing them. I guess they are just a paper tiger, after all.
"I swear, husband, I not be having affair. The man jumping out of bedroom window was Lone Ranger. He left this bullet, see?
The other bullet? Well, Tonto schtupped me first."
"Who was that mosqued man?"
If you plant these magic bullets in the ground a giant bean stock will grow and take you straight to heaven and your 72 virgins!
"Take two of these, and call me in the morning."
"Hey, Reuters, look what fell out of my grandson's 'toy gun!"
Wait a minute... the garb, the worshipping of ammunition, their ambition to destroy?... These are the radiation mutants from Beneath the Planet of the Apes!
Rodney Dill said...
"Who was that mosqued man?" <--- keeper!
I found this in the box of my Hamas Flakes!
If that American soldier Beauchamp ever mocks me after he runs over my dog in his Bradley while wearing my dead son's skull...I'll put a couple of these in his ass.
Those bullets were thrown at her house? I didn't know the French Army was in Iraq!
"M193 Ball?! Goddamit, I specifically told Mookie we wanted M855 steel-core penetrators... [psst the press is here] um, I mean, the terrible Americans threw these bullets at my house, I only want peace, why are they so mean?"
V is for Virgin.
These are the same kind of small arms bullets shot at John Kerry during his daring, medal winning escapades.
"Do I get a purple heart too?"
"Every time I eat corn on the cob they fall out. The Americans must send more Polygrip."
"Thanks to BushHitler, poor Iraqi womyn can't even obtain decent-sized dildos and vibrators."
The years have not been good to Christine Amanpout
Islamic sex toys displayed by ancient Iraqi hooker....
"What was it like being married to Osama?! It was like having sex with one of these!!"
I'm goin' on a lion hunt and I don't care,
I got my gun by my side and my bullets too!
Agitprop copper top bullets take a lickin' and keep on tickin.
You take the silver bullet and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the gold bullete and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
(...and thanks for the 'mosqued man' endorsement SOTG)
The years have not been good to Christine Amanpout
(corrected)
The years have not been good to Christine Amanpour
--but I think I like the error one better.
The sad thing is, she's probably only 29.
SOTG said:
Rodney Dill said...
"Who was that mosqued man?" <--- keeper!
That was a good one, Rodney Dill!
Curly
“If only the stupid Yankees would dip their bullets in hogs’ blood, the insurgency would end tomorrow.”
Watson describes “a woman with ear covers under her head scarf and a dark line on her chin making a V sign with unfired rifle bullets.”
Sherlock Holmes says: “It’s elementary, my dear Watson. A tobacco chewing, NPR-via-MP3 listening, Hilldog supporting female jihadist is signaling ‘Victory Is Near’, thanks to the anti-American actions of the Marxist/Stalinist Democratic leadership of the US Senate.”
“Kobe: I’m open – right here between these two bullets.”
“We are so poor that we must reuse the bullets when we play Russian Roulette.”
“I told V the K that these were for him if he didn’t put me on Thursdays from now on.”
yeh , they were american soldiers, they shot me after they tried to rape me,really! but i am still a lady, truth!
The problem with subsonic bullet design is the lack of expansion at low velocity. With single shots and revolvers, the tip can be made with exposed lead and a large hollow point cavity, but in magazine-fed firearms, the tip needs be strong enough to handle feeding pressures, which often eliminates large hollow point lead tips...
I played in Conan the Barbarian, i played the bad guy who transform into a snake, i have proof, look, swarzy's steroid ampoules
if you are not really a Reuters photografer in gonna put this bullets in your ass
"Yes my son's name is Mohammad Stifler, why do you ask?"
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