Monday, August 27, 2007

Kobe's Worst Nightmare

1. ♪"STOP! In the Name of Love! Be-fore you break my heart."♫

2. Spot the Tranny. Easiest Round Ever.

3. "It's... some... kind... of... force... field..."

4. ♫"I know that I can't take no more/It ain't no lie/I wanna see you out that door/ Baby, bye, bye, bye..."♫

5. "Yo! Patrick Kennedy! Three beers over here, Dawg!"


Best of Silhouette
Nice hat.

Best of Jack Reacher
"I, state your name..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Who here believes that SOTG is a total caption hog?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Which of you did Submariner ask to prom?

Best of divine miss m
♫ "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye...
the sun...has gone...to bed and so must I."♫

Best of captainobvious
While two of them decided to be serious me Sharp decided to lighten the mood by doing the dancing baby...

Best of curly
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

Best of Army of Mom
Which of you would do the Scarlett babe from Thursday?

Best of curly
Since swearing on the Bible became politically incorrect, those called to testify before the Senate must now perform the Macarena.

Best of lawhawk
Please raise your hand if Larry Craig took a pass at you.

35 comments:

David Simon said...

"In your estimation, what is the average maturity level of a Caption This! regular?"

David Simon said...

Only one of the defendants in the steriod use trial was found guilty. Sharp and Sosa were exonerated.

Silhouette said...

Nice hat.

Whacko said...

"Psst! Hey Jim, try to hold it in, man. This a serious s**t senate hearing!"

Jack Reacher said...

"I, state your name..."

Jack Reacher said...

The Star Trek convention got off to a rocky start when nobody could do the Vulcan Greeting thing with their hands.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I understand Sosa's involvement, but what's the professor from Gilligan's Island doing there?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hey, it's the Senate... if they want us to perform Smack My Bitch Up, then we perform Smack My Bitch Up.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Inspired by Silhouette's cap:

Note to Apophis from Stargate Command: smaller head gear.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Who here believes that SOTG is a total caption hog?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Which of you did Submariner ask to prom?

(Sorry buddy, I done took it. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫ "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..." ♫

Son Of The Godfather said...

Jim may be sharp, but the pizza stain on his shirt revealed otherwise.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Now please put your right hand back in, and proceed to shake it all about..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"All in favor of expanding Hot Babe Thursday to Monday through Friday?"

divine miss m said...

♫ "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye...
the sun...has gone...to bed and so must I."♫

captainobvious said...

While two of them decided to be serious me Sharp decided to lighten the mood by doing the dancing baby...

Double the U said...

You white dude, you have to cross your fingers behind your back like the other two.

Jay Guevara said...

Rookies didn't quite get the idea of the "mime in the glass box" shtick.

curly said...

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

Army of Mom said...

Sir, madame ... they asked which of you had corked your bat, not which of you had a cork in your ass.

Army of Mom said...

Which of you would do the Scarlett babe from Thursday?

Army of Mom said...

Old white dude: That is the last time I trust that damn Yankee from Men's Wearhouse. Good fit, my ass.

Army of Mom said...

*singing to the Sesame Street song* One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong ... guess which one doesn't have testicles? Wrong, the steroid-infested dude in the center.

curly said...

The mild mannered Jim Sharp tries his best to conceal his alternate identity as the superhero ManBoobs.

curly said...

“Simon says, raise the hand with which you would bitch-slap John Edwards.”

curly said...

Since swearing on the Bible became politically incorrect, those called to testify before the Senate must now perform the Macarena.

curly said...

With their hands covering their ass, it was easy to determine which two had Barney Frank sitting right behind them.

curly said...

Testifying before the Senate: victims of tainted Chinese hemorrhoid ointment and faulty Chinese made man-boob bras.

curly said...

The Three Stooges get a PC update: Curly, Moe and Flo.

Rodney Dill said...

"All right, who cried when Old Yaller died?"

duke of red said...

Kobe, we're open!

lawhawk said...

Please raise your hand if Larry Craig took a pass at you.

Jonathan said...

"Which one of you got the fundraiser e-mail after wishing Elizabeth Edwards a speedy recovery?"

Paul Raposo said...

"I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus!"