1. ♪"STOP! In the Name of Love! Be-fore you break my heart."♫2. Spot the Tranny. Easiest Round Ever.
3. "It's... some... kind... of... force... field..."
4. ♫"I know that I can't take no more/It ain't no lie/I wanna see you out that door/ Baby, bye, bye, bye..."♫
5. "Yo! Patrick Kennedy! Three beers over here, Dawg!"
Best of Silhouette
Nice hat.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I, state your name..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Who here believes that SOTG is a total caption hog?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Which of you did Submariner ask to prom?
Best of divine miss m
♫ "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye...
the sun...has gone...to bed and so must I."♫
Best of captainobvious
While two of them decided to be serious me Sharp decided to lighten the mood by doing the dancing baby...
Best of curly
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
Best of Army of Mom
Which of you would do the Scarlett babe from Thursday?
Best of curly
Since swearing on the Bible became politically incorrect, those called to testify before the Senate must now perform the Macarena.
Best of lawhawk
Please raise your hand if Larry Craig took a pass at you.
35 comments:
"In your estimation, what is the average maturity level of a Caption This! regular?"
Only one of the defendants in the steriod use trial was found guilty. Sharp and Sosa were exonerated.
Nice hat.
"Psst! Hey Jim, try to hold it in, man. This a serious s**t senate hearing!"
"I, state your name..."
The Star Trek convention got off to a rocky start when nobody could do the Vulcan Greeting thing with their hands.
I understand Sosa's involvement, but what's the professor from Gilligan's Island doing there?
Hey, it's the Senate... if they want us to perform Smack My Bitch Up, then we perform Smack My Bitch Up.
Inspired by Silhouette's cap:
Note to Apophis from Stargate Command: smaller head gear.
Who here believes that SOTG is a total caption hog?
Which of you did Submariner ask to prom?
(Sorry buddy, I done took it. ;)
♫ "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..." ♫
Jim may be sharp, but the pizza stain on his shirt revealed otherwise.
"Now please put your right hand back in, and proceed to shake it all about..."
"All in favor of expanding Hot Babe Thursday to Monday through Friday?"
♫ "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye...
the sun...has gone...to bed and so must I."♫
While two of them decided to be serious me Sharp decided to lighten the mood by doing the dancing baby...
You white dude, you have to cross your fingers behind your back like the other two.
Rookies didn't quite get the idea of the "mime in the glass box" shtick.
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
Sir, madame ... they asked which of you had corked your bat, not which of you had a cork in your ass.
Which of you would do the Scarlett babe from Thursday?
Old white dude: That is the last time I trust that damn Yankee from Men's Wearhouse. Good fit, my ass.
*singing to the Sesame Street song* One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong ... guess which one doesn't have testicles? Wrong, the steroid-infested dude in the center.
The mild mannered Jim Sharp tries his best to conceal his alternate identity as the superhero ManBoobs.
“Simon says, raise the hand with which you would bitch-slap John Edwards.”
Since swearing on the Bible became politically incorrect, those called to testify before the Senate must now perform the Macarena.
With their hands covering their ass, it was easy to determine which two had Barney Frank sitting right behind them.
Testifying before the Senate: victims of tainted Chinese hemorrhoid ointment and faulty Chinese made man-boob bras.
The Three Stooges get a PC update: Curly, Moe and Flo.
"All right, who cried when Old Yaller died?"
Kobe, we're open!
Please raise your hand if Larry Craig took a pass at you.
"Which one of you got the fundraiser e-mail after wishing Elizabeth Edwards a speedy recovery?"
"I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus!"
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