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Friday, August 24, 2007
Heh. Ginger Kid With a Rocket. This Should Amuse Me Briefly
1. "Yes, sir... I bought the rocket, the pajamas, and the deluxe sleep apnea mask at Mr. Sullivan's yard sale."
2. Virgin Galactic may not live up to the hype.
3. "School's gonna be startin' a little late this year, Allah willing."
4. "She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. Zero-hour, nine A.M." Just you wait mom, when the other kids see how I went all-out for the karaoke contest, I'll be the coolest kid in school.
5. Cap This Classic: "I'll take 'Dreams Barney Frank has had for $400 Alex."
Best of the doyle
And one more child reaches for the stars and a life of never getting laid.
Best of duke of red
Billy immediately regretted farting in his space suit.
Best of Rodney Dill
MIB -- Episode 1
Best of Son Of The Godfather
My Favorite Munchkin
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"The suit? Ah heck, that's just to lull everyone into thinking I'm a cute kid... The real prize goes to the thermonuclear warhead behind me that's aimed at Berkeley."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Mars Needs Treadmills
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Brilliant: Building a rocket out of household items.
Not So Brilliant: Focusing the mid-day sun on your freckled ginger puss by wearing a concave, 360 degree magnifying glass.
Best of Rodney Dill
"No Ma... I haven't seen the cat."
Best of Shayne
"One small step for man, one giant tampon for Hillary"
Best of Shayne
"Ground Control to Major Nerd..."
Best of Submariner
Fleshy Gordon
Best of Rodney Dill
"Aw, but Mom, Billy has one aimed at our house."
Best of Rodney Dill
Tom Hanks was crushed when he found his son idolized Tim Allen.
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Even in early childhood Sully dreamed of riding the Silver Stallion.
Hey kid, your not going to get far, that is only a 25 foot extension cord.
And one more child reaches for the stars and a life of never getting laid.
Billy immediately regretted farting in his space suit.
MIB -- Episode 1
"... cause Mom said I could get hurt tryin' out for football."
Got 'Tard
Rocket Science Academy
My Favorite Munchkin
"Billy, there's no hot water... Did you mess with the tank again?"
Budget cutbacks at NASA had engineers thinking "outside the box".
"I told you Uncle Andrew; we're not going to play hide the salami anymore."
Billy would soon learn the hard way that PJ's, a fishbowl, and tennis shoes were insufficient protection against the cold vacuum of space.
"To Serve Man!... It's a COOKBOOK!"
I don't want to say Billy's a man-whore, but by the size of his tummy, he's abviously had a lot of Tang.
...or "obviously", depending on which language you're using.
For undisclosed reasons, the footage of Billy's capsule entering the center of the black hole was rated NC-17.
"The suit? Ah heck, that's just to lull everyone into thinking I'm a cute kid... The real prize goes to the thermonuclear warhead behind me that's aimed at Berkeley."
Mars Needs Treadmills
Brilliant: Building a rocket out of household items.
Not So Brilliant: Focusing the mid-day sun on your freckled ginger puss by wearing a concave, 360 degree magnifying glass.
My Favorite Munchkin
LOL... I still can't figure out why this one made me laugh.
"No Ma... I haven't seen the cat."
(OJA)
"Now all I need is the Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator."
"No I didn't attend college, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night......... With Uncle Sully."
"Forget the Yellow Brick Road - I'm going over those flying monkey's heads!"
Unlike "October Sky", "August Sky" was a dismal failure.
Werner Van Braun - the early years.
"One small step for man, one giant tampon for Hillary"
"Ground Control to Major Nerd..."
The love child of Neil Armstrong and Cindy Sheehan.
It appears that this was taken at the exact moment Billy absorbed the snuke blast for humanity...
Yes, Ms. Couric, as a matter of fact I AM a rocket scientist...
Mom? I'm gonna need a couple a dozen more vegan cupcakes in the "Intrepid" to make it past Africa...
All I'm sayin' is Billy Bob's son appears to take his dad's movies waaayyyyyyy too seriously...
What "space ship?"
Captain Sully reporting, next stop. Uranus.
Fleshy Gordon
After driving by the display in the Thornton front yard, Johnny Weir went home and installed antennae on his Pleasurizer 2000.
school uniforms of the future.
Part of the reason why there are no Irish astronauts.
ORA:
Want me to fix you some sandwiches?
2007: A Space Odd-I-See
Shayne said...
"Ground Control to Major Nerd..."
Nice!
ORA
Due to a dwindling Hostess Cupcake supply, the crew of the Jupiter 2 was forced to leave Billy behind.
Thanks V., I'd been wondering what Danny Bonaduce had been up to...
ORA:
"8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic."
"Aw, but Mom, Billy has one aimed at our house."
The Tri-Lambs were always on the watch for new talent.
"Hey ma, have you seen the lead foil... I mean if you eventually want grandchildren or sumpin'"
Looks more like Dork from Pork than Mork from Ork
Tom Hanks was crushed when he found his son idolized Tim Allen.
"The White House announced today their plans to leave Iraq and invade Billy MacArthur's front yard, based on sensitive and classified data that the young boy possess weapons of mass destruction and a kick ass space helmet."
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