Friday, August 24, 2007

Heh. Ginger Kid With a Rocket. This Should Amuse Me Briefly


1. "Yes, sir... I bought the rocket, the pajamas, and the deluxe sleep apnea mask at Mr. Sullivan's yard sale."

2. Virgin Galactic may not live up to the hype.

3. "School's gonna be startin' a little late this year, Allah willing."

4. "She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. Zero-hour, nine A.M." Just you wait mom, when the other kids see how I went all-out for the karaoke contest, I'll be the coolest kid in school.

5. Cap This Classic: "I'll take 'Dreams Barney Frank has had for $400 Alex."

Best of the doyle
And one more child reaches for the stars and a life of never getting laid.

Best of duke of red
Billy immediately regretted farting in his space suit.

Best of Rodney Dill
MIB -- Episode 1

Best of Son Of The Godfather
My Favorite Munchkin

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"The suit? Ah heck, that's just to lull everyone into thinking I'm a cute kid... The real prize goes to the thermonuclear warhead behind me that's aimed at Berkeley."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Mars Needs Treadmills

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Brilliant: Building a rocket out of household items.
Not So Brilliant: Focusing the mid-day sun on your freckled ginger puss by wearing a concave, 360 degree magnifying glass.

Best of Rodney Dill
"No Ma... I haven't seen the cat."

Best of Shayne
"One small step for man, one giant tampon for Hillary"

Best of Shayne
"Ground Control to Major Nerd..."

Best of Submariner
Fleshy Gordon

Best of Rodney Dill
"Aw, but Mom, Billy has one aimed at our house."

Best of Rodney Dill
Tom Hanks was crushed when he found his son idolized Tim Allen.

48 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even in early childhood Sully dreamed of riding the Silver Stallion.

Double the U said...

Hey kid, your not going to get far, that is only a 25 foot extension cord.

the doyle said...

And one more child reaches for the stars and a life of never getting laid.

duke of red said...

Billy immediately regretted farting in his space suit.

Rodney Dill said...

MIB -- Episode 1

Rodney Dill said...

"... cause Mom said I could get hurt tryin' out for football."

Rodney Dill said...

Got 'Tard
Rocket Science Academy

Son Of The Godfather said...

My Favorite Munchkin

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Billy, there's no hot water... Did you mess with the tank again?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Budget cutbacks at NASA had engineers thinking "outside the box".

David Simon said...

"I told you Uncle Andrew; we're not going to play hide the salami anymore."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Billy would soon learn the hard way that PJ's, a fishbowl, and tennis shoes were insufficient protection against the cold vacuum of space.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"To Serve Man!... It's a COOKBOOK!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't want to say Billy's a man-whore, but by the size of his tummy, he's abviously had a lot of Tang.

Son Of The Godfather said...

...or "obviously", depending on which language you're using.

Son Of The Godfather said...

For undisclosed reasons, the footage of Billy's capsule entering the center of the black hole was rated NC-17.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"The suit? Ah heck, that's just to lull everyone into thinking I'm a cute kid... The real prize goes to the thermonuclear warhead behind me that's aimed at Berkeley."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mars Needs Treadmills

Son Of The Godfather said...

Brilliant: Building a rocket out of household items.

Not So Brilliant: Focusing the mid-day sun on your freckled ginger puss by wearing a concave, 360 degree magnifying glass.

Rodney Dill said...

My Favorite Munchkin

LOL... I still can't figure out why this one made me laugh.

Rodney Dill said...

"No Ma... I haven't seen the cat."

Rodney Dill said...

(OJA)
"Now all I need is the Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator."

Rodney Dill said...

"No I didn't attend college, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night......... With Uncle Sully."

jeff said...

"Forget the Yellow Brick Road - I'm going over those flying monkey's heads!"

Unlike "October Sky", "August Sky" was a dismal failure.

Werner Van Braun - the early years.

Shayne said...

"One small step for man, one giant tampon for Hillary"

Shayne said...

"Ground Control to Major Nerd..."

Shayne said...

The love child of Neil Armstrong and Cindy Sheehan.

Submariner said...

It appears that this was taken at the exact moment Billy absorbed the snuke blast for humanity...

Submariner said...

Yes, Ms. Couric, as a matter of fact I AM a rocket scientist...

Submariner said...

Mom? I'm gonna need a couple a dozen more vegan cupcakes in the "Intrepid" to make it past Africa...

Submariner said...

All I'm sayin' is Billy Bob's son appears to take his dad's movies waaayyyyyyy too seriously...

Submariner said...

What "space ship?"

The Man said...

Captain Sully reporting, next stop. Uranus.

Submariner said...

Fleshy Gordon

Submariner said...

After driving by the display in the Thornton front yard, Johnny Weir went home and installed antennae on his Pleasurizer 2000.

Zeke said...

school uniforms of the future.

attmay said...

Part of the reason why there are no Irish astronauts.

divine miss m said...

ORA:
Want me to fix you some sandwiches?

Son Of The Godfather said...

2007: A Space Odd-I-See

Shayne said...
"Ground Control to Major Nerd..."


Nice!

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA
Due to a dwindling Hostess Cupcake supply, the crew of the Jupiter 2 was forced to leave Billy behind.

Submariner said...

Thanks V., I'd been wondering what Danny Bonaduce had been up to...

Submariner said...

ORA:

"8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic."

Rodney Dill said...

"Aw, but Mom, Billy has one aimed at our house."

Rodney Dill said...

The Tri-Lambs were always on the watch for new talent.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey ma, have you seen the lead foil... I mean if you eventually want grandchildren or sumpin'"

Rodney Dill said...

Looks more like Dork from Pork than Mork from Ork

Rodney Dill said...

Tom Hanks was crushed when he found his son idolized Tim Allen.

Paul Raposo said...

"The White House announced today their plans to leave Iraq and invade Billy MacArthur's front yard, based on sensitive and classified data that the young boy possess weapons of mass destruction and a kick ass space helmet."