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Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Hassled by the Man (No Offense to 'The Man')
1. "Well, it's gettin' on to sundown. Best get your ass outta Livonia, don't you think, boy?"
2. ORA: The Cigarette Smoking Man approaches a young Agent Kersh, and advises him to get his ass outta Livonia before sundown.
3. "OK, 'Willis,' Tony Cox is waiting in the limo. And remember, it's not 'Congressman Frank' it's 'Mr. Drummond.' Got it?"
4. "Excuse me, but Mr. Edwards saw your crutches and wanted to know if you were injured in a slip and fall incident."
5. "You shoulda known the Chargers would never beat the spread. Do you got the rest of the vig, or do I have to break your arms, too?"
Best of Double the U
So Al Sharpton gave you these crutches, a new plasma TV, all the money in that bag and a Xbox just for telling the press a bunch of white boys beat the hell out of you?
Best of The Man
All you dumb crackers seem to like Obama for no particular reason. I, myself, am more of a Lanakila Washington fan.
Best of Shayne
"No suh, Massa K. I sho dint tell nobody 'bout gettin' yo prom dress cleaned, suh."
Best of Submariner
As a courtesy, the DNC is now handing out blue nylon barf bags at the start of every debate...
Best of Submariner
OK, here's your thousand, so remember; when Cheney gets close you clutch his leg and fall down screaming "You got my daddy killed in Iraq!" And make DAMN sure you get away before a reporter asks who he was.
Best of Capt. Queeg
Finally. A post where a moron listens to a story and educates himself. Satisfied, Dawn?
Best of David Simon
The remake of Trading Places starring Harvey Keitel and Don Cheadle was a box office failure.
Best of Submariner
Sesame Street? Nope - don't know the way, but if you're interested we could take a little trip to Avalon Manor?
Best of Rodney Dill
"You... want... MORE!?!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Ya shoulda known that baby could kick your ass."
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So Al Sharpton gave you these crutches, a new plasma TV, all the money in that bag and a Xbox if you just tell the press a bunch of white boys beat the hell out of you?
George Bush doesn't care about black people on crutches.
You can tell Sully that he has to find someone else to tie him up and pour olive oil on his privates, I quit.
All you dumb crackers seem to like Obama for no particular reason. I, myself, am more of a Lanakila Washington fan.
"No suh, Massa K. I sho dint tell nobody 'bout gettin' yo prom dress cleaned, suh."
As a courtesy, the DNC is now handing out blue nylon barf bags at the start of every debate...
No Sambo; it's a "perk" for knowing me, not a "backpack for what I did to your butt."
OK, here's your thousand, so remember; when Cheney gets close you clutch his leg and fall down screaming "You got my daddy killed in Iraq!" And make DAMN sure you get away before a reporter asks who he was.
That vaguely familiar sound? Just Dawn's cranial explosion...
again.
Here ya go buddy. That nice Mr. Blake said it was a bag of self-respect that YOU needed more than him...
Finally. A post where a moron listens to a story and educates himself. Satisfied, Dawn?
*Mr. Burns voice*
"Excellent!"
"I know I don't have to work because of child labor laws. I'm practicing for when I'm a grown up."
The remake of Trading Places starring Harvey Keitel and Don Cheadle was a box office failure.
Sesame Street? Nope - don't know the way, but if you're interested we could take a little trip to Avalon Manor?
“Are your crutches a metaphor for the fact that the majority of African-Amerikkkans receive government handouts, or are you simply disabled?”
Who the hell is Dawn?
"You... want... MORE!?!"
"Ya shoulda known that baby could kick your ass."
"...so let this be a lesson; when Gang-Bangers sing ♪You deserve a break today,♪ they AREN'T planning on taking you to Micky D's."
So, Joey, do you like gladiator films?
"And after Mrs. Bush ran me over, President Bush gave this bag of money. But when I got home I saw it was just shredded up newspaper."
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