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Monday, August 20, 2007
A Glacier Full of Naked Moonbats
1. The sequel to Happy Feet was announced today. It will be called Ecstatic Genitalia.
2. "All right, now as soon as we're done worshiping the glacier, we gotta all go home and vote for Ron Paul in all the on-line polls we can find."
3. "Guys, this circle jerk is never going to happen if you all just keep bunching up on one side."
4. "Now servicing number 1,367. Number 1,367 please report to the Glory Hole, and don't forget to leave Mr. Sullivan a nice tip."
5. "The 'jump-kill' technique involved stampeding the liberals off a cliff or ravine. In the winter, liberals could be hunted by spooking the animals near a frozen river with large 'Karl Rove' masks and driving them onto the ice. The liberals’ weight would break up the ice and they would fall into the water. People of the tribe, including women and children, waited at an opening in the river downstream, where they would retrieve the carcasses."
Best of The Man
The Andrew Sullivan fan club voted 1,249 to 8 for going clothing mandatory for the next meetup.
Best of Submariner
"OK, we've swum as far upstream as we can to understand the plight of the salmon. Now what?"
Best of Rodney Dill
SHRINKAGE!!!
Best of Submariner
Verizon ads have a slightly different slant in San Francisco, but it's still "the network" that you buy...
Best of Van Helsing
If only I could have been there to drive away with their bus full of clothes…
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Great... In 2000 years, archeologists will discover hundreds of granola bar wrappers, and 17 frozen species of pubic lice.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Use of a bullhorn in avalanche territory was tragic, but it had its humorous aspect as well.
Best of SiIlhouette
Iceholes.
Best of David Simon
"Beat it O'Donnell. The sign says skinny dipping."
Best of Rodney Dill
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice,
Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
Best of divine miss m
I see some of us have to take off our clothes in order to have fun. Well, isn't that special?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hey, where's the black guy?"
Best of Kaptain
"So Grandpa, what did you do to stop global warming?"
"Well, Billy, we did what was the most obvious thing to do; we took off all our clothes and went and stood on a glacier."
"You're a bit of a dumba$$, aren't you, Grandpa?"
Best of Rodney Dill
More white cracks than Def Comedy Jam
The Demotivator Version is Here
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We said global warming - not global mooning! Damnit!
the vw is "aauwqhh"... which is the sound the glacier made upon seeing that much naked moonbattery at once.
ORA: Captain McCallister and Chief Wiggum had the same reaction to this picture: "Not a looker in the bunch"
What percentage of the dudes there do you think used George Costanza's excuse about "shrinkage"?
Conversation you are most likely to hear: "haven't you ever heard of 'shrinkage'"?
The Andrew Sullivan fan club voted 1,249 to 8 for going clothing mandatory for the next meetup.
Yellow Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Yellow Rain
Only in the past is what they say
Thought bubble from Moonbat in front about to experience enlightenment:
(I wonder if our peeing on this glacier might have more to do with it shrinking than global warming?)
Sunbeam looks at Dweezil and asks "OK, we've swum as far upstream as we can to understand the plight of the salmon. Now what?"
(OJA)
SHRINKAGE!!!
Verizon ads have a slightly different slant in San Francisco, but it's still "the network" that you buy...
If only I could have been there to drive away with their bus full of clothes…
"All this ice and so little Gin."
Of course you can get the full monty at the wallpaper download from
http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/news/600-strip-naked-on-glacier-in
unfortunately its more monty's than monica's
"Whoa, old Jake here actually does have a green piece!"
Could you please show the "after" photo?...You know, the one where the 1000 polar bears return?...
Great... In 2000 years, archeologists will discover hundreds of granola bar wrappers, and 17 frozen species of pubic lice.
Use of a bullhorn in avalanche territory was tragic, but it had its humorous aspect as well.
The glaciers are retreating?...
I'd be retreating too if a thousand naked, 70-yr-old hippies were climbing all over me.
To overcome anxiety when speaking to a crowd, one trick is to picture your audience naked. Try to speak clearly and distinctly between bouts of vomiting.
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
"Has anyone seen my car keys?"
"According to the Goracle, we'll be swimming any second now."
"Usually, I find LACK of faith disturbing."
-Vader, D.
Iceholes.
Anticipating a landslide victory by the Democrats, voters hope to ease the pain by applying Crisco in between their butt cheeks.
"Beat it O'Donnell. The sign says skinny dipping."
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice,
Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.
(ORA)
I see some of us have to take off our clothes in order to have fun. Well, isn't that special?
Unfortunately, unlike Disney's portrayal of Lemmings, this wasn't faked.
(ORA perhaps. Or not, judging from Sat. B&W caption :)
Come my leetle lemmings.... Come forward into the sea. We all float down here!
"All I see is asses and pricks."
"Welcome to the human condition."
(plop)
"Sorry Sven, I guess it really can freeze off."
"Cowabunga, Surf's up!"
Congratulations, martyr Achmed, here are your 72 virgins!
We proudly present tonight's show: Ben Gay on Ice
"Hey, where's the black guy?"
Come on, U.V. rays, work your deadly magic.
Red Forman: "I'm gonna need help. I can't possibly put my foot up all those asses."
That glacier has bigger problems than global warming... In this picture alone, I see a bunch of cracks.
"Oh Mother Gaia, we acknowledge we have hurt you deeply. We hope to begin to heal these wounds by... uhm... uh... exposing our shrivelled nut-sacks to you!"
“I drive a Fjorde but my wife drives a Toyota Crevasse.”
“It’s colder than a witch’s tit, but let’s leave Hillary out of it.”
Did I actually hear someone singing "Moon River?"
Weenie-flavored fish food ready to go.
Shark: I just lose my appetite.
oops, typo corrected:
Shark: I just lost my appetite.
also,
see Rosie O'Donnell pic - same caption.
Wow, more cracks than Pelosi's face.
♪ So where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns.
Don't bother, they're here.♪
From a Van Halen fan in the front:
♪ So I whip out my big 10, er 2, ok - 1 inch!♪
I'm cold, dammit!
It appears that many of them have been on the Pillsbury Dough Boy diet. I'm just sayin'...
Parties at SOTG's country estate are ALWAYS unique!
Subby's sports tip #217:
You should never, ever, under ANY circumstance or condition of inebriation, even consider inviting an old hippy ice-fishing.
Johhnny Weir was torn; should he skate or should he "do?"
At Avalon Manor, many standard terms have different connotations. Here we see the "refridgerator."
"So Grandpa, what did you do to stop global warming?"
"Well, Billy, we did what was the most obvious thing to do; we took off all our clothes and went and stood on a glacier."
"...... No, really, Grandpa, what did you do?"
or
"You're a bit of a dumba$$, aren't you, Grandpa?"
Andy saw this picture and went out immediately for a rump roast sandwich.
More white cracks than Def Comedy Jam
“Gentlemen, turn to the fridgid b!tch on your left…”
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