Monday, August 20, 2007

A Glacier Full of Naked Moonbats


1. The sequel to Happy Feet was announced today. It will be called Ecstatic Genitalia.

2. "All right, now as soon as we're done worshiping the glacier, we gotta all go home and vote for Ron Paul in all the on-line polls we can find."

3. "Guys, this circle jerk is never going to happen if you all just keep bunching up on one side."

4. "Now servicing number 1,367. Number 1,367 please report to the Glory Hole, and don't forget to leave Mr. Sullivan a nice tip."

5. "The 'jump-kill' technique involved stampeding the liberals off a cliff or ravine. In the winter, liberals could be hunted by spooking the animals near a frozen river with large 'Karl Rove' masks and driving them onto the ice. The liberals’ weight would break up the ice and they would fall into the water. People of the tribe, including women and children, waited at an opening in the river downstream, where they would retrieve the carcasses."

Best of The Man
The Andrew Sullivan fan club voted 1,249 to 8 for going clothing mandatory for the next meetup.

Best of Submariner
"OK, we've swum as far upstream as we can to understand the plight of the salmon. Now what?"

Best of Rodney Dill
SHRINKAGE!!!

Best of Submariner
Verizon ads have a slightly different slant in San Francisco, but it's still "the network" that you buy...

Best of Van Helsing
If only I could have been there to drive away with their bus full of clothes…

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Great... In 2000 years, archeologists will discover hundreds of granola bar wrappers, and 17 frozen species of pubic lice.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Use of a bullhorn in avalanche territory was tragic, but it had its humorous aspect as well.

Best of SiIlhouette
Iceholes.

Best of David Simon
"Beat it O'Donnell. The sign says skinny dipping."

Best of Rodney Dill
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice,
Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

Best of divine miss m
I see some of us have to take off our clothes in order to have fun. Well, isn't that special?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hey, where's the black guy?"

Best of Kaptain
"So Grandpa, what did you do to stop global warming?"
"Well, Billy, we did what was the most obvious thing to do; we took off all our clothes and went and stood on a glacier."
"You're a bit of a dumba$$, aren't you, Grandpa?"

Best of Rodney Dill
More white cracks than Def Comedy Jam


The Demotivator Version is Here

57 comments:

lawhawk said...

We said global warming - not global mooning! Damnit!

metalgarth said...

the vw is "aauwqhh"... which is the sound the glacier made upon seeing that much naked moonbattery at once.

ORA: Captain McCallister and Chief Wiggum had the same reaction to this picture: "Not a looker in the bunch"

What percentage of the dudes there do you think used George Costanza's excuse about "shrinkage"?

The Man said...

Conversation you are most likely to hear: "haven't you ever heard of 'shrinkage'"?

The Man said...

The Andrew Sullivan fan club voted 1,249 to 8 for going clothing mandatory for the next meetup.

The Man said...

Yellow Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Yellow Rain
Only in the past is what they say

Submariner said...

Thought bubble from Moonbat in front about to experience enlightenment:
(I wonder if our peeing on this glacier might have more to do with it shrinking than global warming?)

Submariner said...

Sunbeam looks at Dweezil and asks "OK, we've swum as far upstream as we can to understand the plight of the salmon. Now what?"

Rodney Dill said...

(OJA)

SHRINKAGE!!!

Submariner said...

Verizon ads have a slightly different slant in San Francisco, but it's still "the network" that you buy...

Van Helsing said...

If only I could have been there to drive away with their bus full of clothes…

Rodney Dill said...

"All this ice and so little Gin."

Rodney Dill said...

Of course you can get the full monty at the wallpaper download from

http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/news/600-strip-naked-on-glacier-in

unfortunately its more monty's than monica's

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Whoa, old Jake here actually does have a green piece!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Could you please show the "after" photo?...You know, the one where the 1000 polar bears return?...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Great... In 2000 years, archeologists will discover hundreds of granola bar wrappers, and 17 frozen species of pubic lice.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Use of a bullhorn in avalanche territory was tragic, but it had its humorous aspect as well.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The glaciers are retreating?...
I'd be retreating too if a thousand naked, 70-yr-old hippies were climbing all over me.

Son Of The Godfather said...

To overcome anxiety when speaking to a crowd, one trick is to picture your audience naked. Try to speak clearly and distinctly between bouts of vomiting.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Has anyone seen my car keys?"

SiIlhouette said...

"According to the Goracle, we'll be swimming any second now."

SiIlhouette said...

"Usually, I find LACK of faith disturbing."
-Vader, D.

SiIlhouette said...

Iceholes.

David Simon said...

Anticipating a landslide victory by the Democrats, voters hope to ease the pain by applying Crisco in between their butt cheeks.

David Simon said...

"Beat it O'Donnell. The sign says skinny dipping."

Rodney Dill said...

Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice,
Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

(ORA)

divine miss m said...

I see some of us have to take off our clothes in order to have fun. Well, isn't that special?

jeff said...

Unfortunately, unlike Disney's portrayal of Lemmings, this wasn't faked.

sixdegreesofblondness said...

(ORA perhaps. Or not, judging from Sat. B&W caption :)

Come my leetle lemmings.... Come forward into the sea. We all float down here!

Rodney Dill said...

"All I see is asses and pricks."
"Welcome to the human condition."

Rodney Dill said...

(plop)
"Sorry Sven, I guess it really can freeze off."

Rodney Dill said...

"Cowabunga, Surf's up!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Congratulations, martyr Achmed, here are your 72 virgins!

Son Of The Godfather said...

We proudly present tonight's show: Ben Gay on Ice

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey, where's the black guy?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Come on, U.V. rays, work your deadly magic.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Red Forman: "I'm gonna need help. I can't possibly put my foot up all those asses."

Son Of The Godfather said...

That glacier has bigger problems than global warming... In this picture alone, I see a bunch of cracks.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Oh Mother Gaia, we acknowledge we have hurt you deeply. We hope to begin to heal these wounds by... uhm... uh... exposing our shrivelled nut-sacks to you!"

curly said...

“I drive a Fjorde but my wife drives a Toyota Crevasse.”

curly said...

“It’s colder than a witch’s tit, but let’s leave Hillary out of it.”

Army of Mom said...

Did I actually hear someone singing "Moon River?"

Army of Mom said...

Weenie-flavored fish food ready to go.

Army of Mom said...

Shark: I just lose my appetite.

Army of Mom said...

oops, typo corrected:

Shark: I just lost my appetite.

also,
see Rosie O'Donnell pic - same caption.

Rodney Dill said...

Wow, more cracks than Pelosi's face.

Submariner said...

♪ So where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns.
Don't bother, they're here.♪

Submariner said...

From a Van Halen fan in the front:
♪ So I whip out my big 10, er 2, ok - 1 inch!♪

I'm cold, dammit!

Submariner said...

It appears that many of them have been on the Pillsbury Dough Boy diet. I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

Parties at SOTG's country estate are ALWAYS unique!

Submariner said...

Subby's sports tip #217:
You should never, ever, under ANY circumstance or condition of inebriation, even consider inviting an old hippy ice-fishing.

Submariner said...

Johhnny Weir was torn; should he skate or should he "do?"

Submariner said...

At Avalon Manor, many standard terms have different connotations. Here we see the "refridgerator."

Kaptain said...

"So Grandpa, what did you do to stop global warming?"
"Well, Billy, we did what was the most obvious thing to do; we took off all our clothes and went and stood on a glacier."
"...... No, really, Grandpa, what did you do?"

or

"You're a bit of a dumba$$, aren't you, Grandpa?"

Submariner said...

Andy saw this picture and went out immediately for a rump roast sandwich.

Rodney Dill said...

More white cracks than Def Comedy Jam

curly said...

“Gentlemen, turn to the fridgid b!tch on your left…”