1. O.J. and Robert Blake in the same week? Maybe there's something to those rumors about Karl Rove after all.
2. "O.K., now, in this scene, you explain how you had to use your grocery money to pay for health care." Desperate for cash, Robert Blake auditions for a spot in a Hillary Campaign Ad.
3. "A punk in the handicapped spot! Prepare for Ramming Speed!"
4. "That cashier forgot to add in my 20 cents off coupon on Carnation Evaporated Milk. Looks like Robert Blake's gonna have to cap a b1tch."
5. ORA:The robots from Westworld were eventually sold to Safeway as robot bagboys, with predictably tragic results.
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wow, Imus really let him self go. didnt even think that was possible.
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"Brokeback Mountain II" was aiming for a slightly more mature demographic than the original
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Way-Past-Midnight Cowboy
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"Hold on, Jon. I left my gun inside again... Be right back."
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"Let's move it, Blake. We gotta get to Sizzler before 5:00, or they jack the price up two bucks."
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I always push it around, Jon, just in case I find some self-respect laying on the sidewalk...
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"Okay, you grab Busey's arms, and I'll grab his legs. One, two, three, lift,"
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“Woohoo! There’s an empty 24 oz. Bud can! That’s worth at least a nickel!
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"OK, Jon, I won't say anything about you and the goat if you promise to keep mum about me and the cockatoo."
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Okay, I am going to get the beer and the Doritoes, you are in charge of the hookers.
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"Vvvvvrrrooooommmmmm!!"
Excercise Hour at the Washed-Up Actor's Hospice always turned into a nasty buggy race between Robert "It wasn't me" Blake and Jon "I'm not the one who squealed like a peeyug" Voight.
Robert "Cap-a-B1tch" Blake outmaneuvers Jon "I'd do my daughter" Voight.
wow, Imus really let him self go. didnt even think that was possible.
"Brokeback Mountain II" was aiming for a slightly more mature demographic than the original
I am going for a new, more popular look, John. This is my Imus look.
Way-Past-Midnight Cowboy
Shopping a book deal, Baretta?
"Hold on, Jon. I left my gun inside again... Be right back."
Bag ladies in Hollywood are scary, and dat's da name uh dat tune.
"No Jon, why would you think I was gay?"
"Well I heard you used to like..."
"It's a COCKATOO, a COCKATOO, dammit!"
Voight thought bubble: "For a guy his age, Blake's got a reallly flat butt."
"Talk about ironically named movies, didn't you make one called Money Train, Blake?"
"Okay, now, you're gonna have to shut the f*** up now, Jon, unless you want me bringing up Super Babies."
"Let's move it, Blake. We gotta get to Sizzler before 5:00, or they jack the price up two bucks."
I always push it around, Jon, just in case I find some self-respect laying on the sidewalk...
"Good point Robert; I forgot about Billy Bob. Okay, I'll give her your number."
"Okay, you grab Busey's arms, and I'll grab his legs. One, two, three, lift,"
Even the homeless are more upscale in Beverly Hills.
“Woohoo! There’s an empty 24 oz. Bud can! That’s worth at least a nickel!
Mama always said life was like a shopping cart, you never know what you're gonna throw in it.
"OK, Jon, I won't say anything about you and the goat if you promise to keep mum about me and the cockatoo."
Enumclaw locals continue to have a hot time on Saturday nignts.
The years have not been good to James Carville.
Them? Them's yer 40 oz malt liquor bottles and their worth 20 cents a piece!
Parts? Parts is parts and dat's da name a dat tune...
So I tells him, "Bubba - I got a way outa the mess your in." But nooooooo; he wants to go testify before Congress!
Mid-day Cowboy, the sequel to Midnight Cowboy just didn't have the emotional firepower of it's predecessor.
"OK. Bob. I get it. You can stop whistling the theme to your TV show now..."
Y'know what, Jon? I CAN spit you. ptui!
See?
Okay, I am going to get the beer and the Doritoes, you are in charge of the hookers.
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