Friday, August 17, 2007

Everybody's Talkin' At Me


1. O.J. and Robert Blake in the same week? Maybe there's something to those rumors about Karl Rove after all.

2. "O.K., now, in this scene, you explain how you had to use your grocery money to pay for health care." Desperate for cash, Robert Blake auditions for a spot in a Hillary Campaign Ad.

3. "A punk in the handicapped spot! Prepare for Ramming Speed!"

4. "That cashier forgot to add in my 20 cents off coupon on Carnation Evaporated Milk. Looks like Robert Blake's gonna have to cap a b1tch."

5. ORA:The robots from Westworld were eventually sold to Safeway as robot bagboys, with predictably tragic results.

Best of captainobvious
wow, Imus really let him self go. didnt even think that was possible.

Best of metalgarth
"Brokeback Mountain II" was aiming for a slightly more mature demographic than the original

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Way-Past-Midnight Cowboy

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hold on, Jon. I left my gun inside again... Be right back."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Let's move it, Blake. We gotta get to Sizzler before 5:00, or they jack the price up two bucks."

Best of Submariner
I always push it around, Jon, just in case I find some self-respect laying on the sidewalk...

Best of David Simon
"Okay, you grab Busey's arms, and I'll grab his legs. One, two, three, lift,"

Best of curly
“Woohoo! There’s an empty 24 oz. Bud can! That’s worth at least a nickel!

Best of Whacko
"OK, Jon, I won't say anything about you and the goat if you promise to keep mum about me and the cockatoo."

Best of Double the U
Okay, I am going to get the beer and the Doritoes, you are in charge of the hookers.

29 comments:

duke of red said...

"Vvvvvrrrooooommmmmm!!"

Excercise Hour at the Washed-Up Actor's Hospice always turned into a nasty buggy race between Robert "It wasn't me" Blake and Jon "I'm not the one who squealed like a peeyug" Voight.

duke of red said...

Robert "Cap-a-B1tch" Blake outmaneuvers Jon "I'd do my daughter" Voight.

captainobvious said...

wow, Imus really let him self go. didnt even think that was possible.

metalgarth said...

"Brokeback Mountain II" was aiming for a slightly more mature demographic than the original

The Man said...

I am going for a new, more popular look, John. This is my Imus look.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Way-Past-Midnight Cowboy

Son Of The Godfather said...

Shopping a book deal, Baretta?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hold on, Jon. I left my gun inside again... Be right back."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bag ladies in Hollywood are scary, and dat's da name uh dat tune.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No Jon, why would you think I was gay?"
"Well I heard you used to like..."
"It's a COCKATOO, a COCKATOO, dammit!"

Jack Reacher said...

Voight thought bubble: "For a guy his age, Blake's got a reallly flat butt."

Jack Reacher said...

"Talk about ironically named movies, didn't you make one called Money Train, Blake?"
"Okay, now, you're gonna have to shut the f*** up now, Jon, unless you want me bringing up Super Babies."

Jack Reacher said...

"Let's move it, Blake. We gotta get to Sizzler before 5:00, or they jack the price up two bucks."

Submariner said...

I always push it around, Jon, just in case I find some self-respect laying on the sidewalk...

David Simon said...

"Good point Robert; I forgot about Billy Bob. Okay, I'll give her your number."

David Simon said...

"Okay, you grab Busey's arms, and I'll grab his legs. One, two, three, lift,"

curly said...

Even the homeless are more upscale in Beverly Hills.

curly said...

“Woohoo! There’s an empty 24 oz. Bud can! That’s worth at least a nickel!

curly said...

Mama always said life was like a shopping cart, you never know what you're gonna throw in it.

Whacko said...

"OK, Jon, I won't say anything about you and the goat if you promise to keep mum about me and the cockatoo."

Rodney Dill said...

Enumclaw locals continue to have a hot time on Saturday nignts.

Rodney Dill said...

The years have not been good to James Carville.

Submariner said...

Them? Them's yer 40 oz malt liquor bottles and their worth 20 cents a piece!

Submariner said...

Parts? Parts is parts and dat's da name a dat tune...

Submariner said...

So I tells him, "Bubba - I got a way outa the mess your in." But nooooooo; he wants to go testify before Congress!

sonicfrog said...

Mid-day Cowboy, the sequel to Midnight Cowboy just didn't have the emotional firepower of it's predecessor.

sonicfrog said...

"OK. Bob. I get it. You can stop whistling the theme to your TV show now..."

Submariner said...

Y'know what, Jon? I CAN spit you. ptui!
See?

Double the U said...

Okay, I am going to get the beer and the Doritoes, you are in charge of the hookers.