Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Elegantly Basted

American Digest: Photos from a Seattle Hempfest

1. A rebellious Jenna Bush walks down the aisle with Henry Hager.

2. "You made me miss spamming Ron Paul on-line polls for this?"

3. "I told you, I was too stoned to do laundry. I said I was sorry. Let it go."

4. "I don't know how to break this to you, that 'necklace' you bought at Sully's yard sale is a string of anal beads."

5. "So, what's your position on nationalized health... Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were Dennis Kucinich."

Best of Double the U
Yup, take the top off that acorn and you got a nut underneath.

Best of Silhouette
"So, anyway, I clicked on the picture, and it's Bush wearing black socks with Crocs. And I'm like, 'How tacky can you get?' Right?"

Best of Silhouette
"Ward, they didn't buy the Cherokee thing. I'm pretty sure they're not going to believe you're Japanese now."

Best of Army of Mom
Liam, I saw this fat ugly hippy with crocs that would match your kimono perfectly. Let me flash her and while she is standing their goggle-eyed, you take her shoes.

Best of Jack Reacher
Bill practiced an eco-friendly lifestyle by, among other things, recycling old dining room lamp fixtures as hats.

Best of David Simon
"I'm over the cross-dressing thing, and well, I guess there are a few straight guys who listen to Barbara Streisand. But now I find out that your voting for John Edwards. Is there something you're not telling me?"

Best of The Man
With Garafalo on 24 now, I cannot wait for Season 7.

Best of Rodney Dill
Hey Jesus, there's a great party over at Judas place tonight, wanna come.

Best of the doyle
I see they've already cast Zonker in the live-action Doonesbury. "Heeewack"

Best of jeff
"Trojan Man II" would go down in history as a bigger marketing failure than even "New Coke."

Best of Submariner
So THAT'S what happened to the old Q'Bert screens.

32 comments:

Double the U said...

Yup, take the top off that acorn and you got a nut underneath.

Silhouette said...

"So, anyway, I clicked on the picture, and it's Bush wearing black socks with Crocs. And I'm like, 'How tacky can you get?' Right?"

Silhouette said...

"Ward, they didn't buy the Cherokee thing. I'm pretty sure they're not going to believe you're Japanese now."

jeff said...

"Why is everyone asking if my Vietnamese name is "Con-Dom"?"

Jay Guevara said...

"You did remember to empty out that chamber pot before putting it on, didn't you?"

Army of Mom said...

Liam, I saw this fat ugly hippy with crocs that would match your kimono perfectly. Let me flash her and while she is standing their goggle-eyed, you take her shoes.

Army of Mom said...

Hippy chick: *laughing* Boy, is that salesgirl at Pier 1 going to be surprised when she finds your smelly clothes in that basket. I mean, I wonder if they'll even miss the top of the basket and the tablecloth that you wore out of there.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cool nipple-hat, boob.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ugly girl, and his girlfriend.

Son Of The Godfather said...

This Brad Pitt / Angelina Jolie thing is getting WAY outta hand.

Jack Reacher said...

Bill practiced an eco-friendly lifestyle by, among other things, recycling old dining room lamp fixtures as hats.

David Simon said...

"I'm over the cross-dressing thing, and well, I guess there are a few straight guys who listen to Barbara Streisand. But now I find out that your voting for John Edwards. Is there something you're not telling me?"

Jack Reacher said...

Girl's thought bubble: I have that exact same purse. Bitch!

The Man said...

With Garafalo on 24 now, I cannot wait for Season 7.

The Man said...

Is that your mom over there in the leafy hat and the teal crocs?

Rodney Dill said...

I really think you should lay off the Moo-shoo Gay pan Ed.

Rodney Dill said...

Hey Jesus, there's a great party over at Judas place tonight, wanna come.

Army of Mom said...

Woman: honey, you got the Gui-gon Jin face thing going on, but I don't think that is what a jedi would wear.

curly said...

“I’m a black belt in one-queer-dude.”

curly said...

Although Joe did not fit in with the other plumbers, he was the star producer at ‘San Francisco Rooter and Drain’.

SnarkyOne said...

Quai-Gon and Queen Amadala talking smack about who is more pathetic; themselves or Jar-Jar Binks.

the doyle said...

I see they've already cast Zonker in the live-action Doonesbury. "Heeewack"

jeff said...

"Trojan Man II" would go down in history as a bigger marketing failure than even "New Coke."

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize Stephen Seagal and Jeanine Garofoloa used to be an item.

Submariner said...

So THAT'S what happened to the old Q'Bert screens.

Submariner said...

Sorry "Sheila," I don't think they're buying it. You'll probably have to pay the cover.

Submariner said...
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Adjustah said...

In their down time Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb liked to walk amongst the mortals.

Submariner said...

Mortal Kombaaaaaaaaaat!

Submariner said...

The Paperboy: "SOTG? Our prom dates are here and it looks like a lose-lose situation no matter which of us picks first."

curly said...

Pinch the top, apply hat.

Double the U said...

Oh yeah? Well what the hell are you wearing girl?