Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Derek Jeters Hits That


1. "Uh, ma'am... this must be your first time in the big city, huh?"

2. "The water pressure is exceptionally good in this men's room."

3. The foot-washing says 'Muslim,' but I sure as heck don't see no burqa.

4. "Because the line for the Women's room was too long, and the men's room lacks a proper bidet, now back the hell off."

5. This Arthouse version of MacBeth has exactly one thing going for it... well, maybe 2.

Best of Jack Reacher
"This bathroom is so weird. It's got these tiny tubs, and the sinks are huge.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
All that could be heard from Subby's bathroom:
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the sink again."

Best of divine miss m
The next big trend: Hunchback chic.

Best of curly
Back at the Hillary Clinton Intern Bootcamp, young novice Joan tries to wash away the humiliation, abuse and remnants of her first one-on-one with the Hilldog.

Best of curly
“I’ve already replaced the pivot retainer and the spout o-rings, but maybe you should considered getting a new faucet.”

Best of curly
Plumber? Damn near killed ‘er!

Best of curly
Is this the Porcelain Goddess we pray to?

Best of jbinnout
When I said the faucet was "motion activated" I.....never mind, just show me again how you turn it on.

Best of Submariner
Because when they're magnificent, they should be kept sqeaky clean, that's why.

35 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"You used my razor? Well, that's okay, I'm sure we can work something out."

Jack Reacher said...

"This bathroom is so weird. It's got these tiny tubs, and the sinks are huge.

Jack Reacher said...

The private wasn't disciplined after she informed her sergeant that she was in there hiding from Prince Charles and his roving hands.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That explains how all that gunk gets in the drain.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I keep getting this sinking feeling..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hi ma'am, I'm here from Roto-Rooter. Check your pipes?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

All that could be heard from Subby's bathroom:
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the sink again."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It is truly a special form of disorder that compels one to click on pictures of nekkid woman in order to focus intently on a nipple in the expanded version while imagining tactile sensation.

Yes, I am special.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Usually, having something crawl out of your drain isn't so pleasant...

Usually.

duke of red said...

Wow, I've never wanted to be a sink before....

duke of red said...

I've also never said, "Wow, she's got a nice back" and meant exactly that.

duke of red said...

He he he eheheh.... bewbies.

duke of red said...

"I can't cook. Who cares?"

divine miss m said...

The next big trend: Hunchback chic.

Whacko said...

"Look, I'm sorry to be using the men's room, but I had a strip of toilet paper stuck to my shoe."

Whacko said...

Ever the environmentalist, Brigette, was always careful to use only one square of toilet paper. Unfortunately, this was one of those "pesky times" when one square just didn't do the job.

curly said...

Back at the Hillary Clinton Intern Bootcamp, young novice Joan tries to wash away the humiliation, abuse and remnants of her first one-on-one with the Hilldog.

curly said...

The Tidy Bowl Man has some unusual porn.

curly said...

Subscriptions to PLUMBERS MONTHLY magazine increased dramatically, thanks to the new centerfold feature.

curly said...

Bonnie the “Naked Drain Pro” was able to charge more than double the already outrageous fees of your average plumber.

curly said...

Wet? Plumbers can snake your pipes!

curly said...

“I’ve already replaced the pivot retainer and the spout o-rings, but maybe you should considered getting a new faucet.”

Anonymous said...

Silky Pony said, "That's no way to apply a vitamin-enriched conditioning rinse!"

curly said...

Plumber? Damn near killed ‘er!

Submariner said...

C'mon in Subby; I heard you give great, er, uh, back...

curly said...

When the plumber received the call to fix a ‘hair clogged drain’, he never imagined that the hair in question would be foot-long pubes still attached to a curved-back wench.

Submariner said...

I got it! Ms. Scarlet in the lavatory with a faucet! What'd I win?

Submariner said...

Senator Clinton? Crap - I thought I'd get a break from y... er, what are you doing in the men's room?

curly said...

The Hunchback of Noisey Drain.

metalgarth said...

Now playing at the Grindhouse...

"Catholic Girls Sitting in the Sink in Trouble"

A Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

curly said...

“Now that I’m done washing my toes, I’m going to eat one of those giant breath mints in the urinals.”

curly said...

Is this the Porcelain Goddess we pray to?

jbinnout said...

When I said the faucet was "motion activated" I.....never mind, just show me again how you turn it on.

curly said...

Clean and articulate…Well, 50% ain’t bad.

Submariner said...

Because when they're magnificent, they should be kept sqeaky clean, that's why.