1. "Uh, ma'am... this must be your first time in the big city, huh?"
2. "The water pressure is exceptionally good in this men's room."
3. The foot-washing says 'Muslim,' but I sure as heck don't see no burqa.
4. "Because the line for the Women's room was too long, and the men's room lacks a proper bidet, now back the hell off."
5. This Arthouse version of MacBeth has exactly one thing going for it... well, maybe 2.
Best of Jack Reacher
"This bathroom is so weird. It's got these tiny tubs, and the sinks are huge.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
All that could be heard from Subby's bathroom:
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the sink again."
Best of divine miss m
The next big trend: Hunchback chic.
Best of curly
Back at the Hillary Clinton Intern Bootcamp, young novice Joan tries to wash away the humiliation, abuse and remnants of her first one-on-one with the Hilldog.
Best of curly
“I’ve already replaced the pivot retainer and the spout o-rings, but maybe you should considered getting a new faucet.”
Best of curly
Plumber? Damn near killed ‘er!
Best of curly
Is this the Porcelain Goddess we pray to?
Best of jbinnout
When I said the faucet was "motion activated" I.....never mind, just show me again how you turn it on.
Best of Submariner
Because when they're magnificent, they should be kept sqeaky clean, that's why.
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"You used my razor? Well, that's okay, I'm sure we can work something out."
"This bathroom is so weird. It's got these tiny tubs, and the sinks are huge.
The private wasn't disciplined after she informed her sergeant that she was in there hiding from Prince Charles and his roving hands.
That explains how all that gunk gets in the drain.
"I keep getting this sinking feeling..."
"Hi ma'am, I'm here from Roto-Rooter. Check your pipes?"
All that could be heard from Subby's bathroom:
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the sink again."
It is truly a special form of disorder that compels one to click on pictures of nekkid woman in order to focus intently on a nipple in the expanded version while imagining tactile sensation.
Yes, I am special.
Usually, having something crawl out of your drain isn't so pleasant...
Usually.
Wow, I've never wanted to be a sink before....
I've also never said, "Wow, she's got a nice back" and meant exactly that.
He he he eheheh.... bewbies.
"I can't cook. Who cares?"
The next big trend: Hunchback chic.
"Look, I'm sorry to be using the men's room, but I had a strip of toilet paper stuck to my shoe."
Ever the environmentalist, Brigette, was always careful to use only one square of toilet paper. Unfortunately, this was one of those "pesky times" when one square just didn't do the job.
Back at the Hillary Clinton Intern Bootcamp, young novice Joan tries to wash away the humiliation, abuse and remnants of her first one-on-one with the Hilldog.
The Tidy Bowl Man has some unusual porn.
Subscriptions to PLUMBERS MONTHLY magazine increased dramatically, thanks to the new centerfold feature.
Bonnie the “Naked Drain Pro” was able to charge more than double the already outrageous fees of your average plumber.
Wet? Plumbers can snake your pipes!
“I’ve already replaced the pivot retainer and the spout o-rings, but maybe you should considered getting a new faucet.”
Silky Pony said, "That's no way to apply a vitamin-enriched conditioning rinse!"
Plumber? Damn near killed ‘er!
C'mon in Subby; I heard you give great, er, uh, back...
When the plumber received the call to fix a ‘hair clogged drain’, he never imagined that the hair in question would be foot-long pubes still attached to a curved-back wench.
I got it! Ms. Scarlet in the lavatory with a faucet! What'd I win?
Senator Clinton? Crap - I thought I'd get a break from y... er, what are you doing in the men's room?
The Hunchback of Noisey Drain.
Now playing at the Grindhouse...
"Catholic Girls Sitting in the Sink in Trouble"
A Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
“Now that I’m done washing my toes, I’m going to eat one of those giant breath mints in the urinals.”
Is this the Porcelain Goddess we pray to?
When I said the faucet was "motion activated" I.....never mind, just show me again how you turn it on.
Clean and articulate…Well, 50% ain’t bad.
Because when they're magnificent, they should be kept sqeaky clean, that's why.
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