Friday, August 10, 2007

Choose Your Fetish


1. "Those plumbers at Hiroshima U have disappointed me for the last time!"

2. Karl Rove relaxes with his interns during a retreat at Camp David.

3. "Comfort Girls" were much appreciated by weary troops during the Clone Wars.

4. ORA: "You told them you ran down womp rats in an AT-AT on Tatooine and knew a storm trooper who wore a Jawa's skull under his helmet? And The New Republic bought that load of crap?"

5. Darth Vader looks at a picture of the son Anakin never told Padme about. Not much of a Jedi, but way good at math.
Best of Jack Reacher
Robert Novak enjoys introducing himself to visiting schoolchildren as The Prince Of Darkness. The costume was just a bonus.

Best of The Man
Why yes, Darth has been bad and needs a spanking.

Best of Jonathan
Dark Helmet prepares to show Fook Mi and Fook Yu his Schwartz.

Best of Rodney Dill
Upon seeing the iPhone Darth demanded, "You will give me the plans of this devil appliance."

Best of Capt. Queeg
"I guess so, but only if I get to keep my helmet on."

Best of Zeke
my god is that how I really look? bad ass...

Best of Double the U
"Luv U dad - May da 4ce B wid U", what the hell does that mean?

Best of Submariner
So; you say you re-programmed my Death Star to wipe out the "Hello Kitty" factory using just this phone?

Best of Dwight's Writing Manifesto
"Interesting. How long does the battery last? Seven minutes??? Maybe I'll just keep the life support system I already have, thanks anyway Kimko. It takes me longer than seven minutes just to drop a deuce."

Best of Rodney Dill
Rove is resigning? Now is my big chance.

27 comments:

metalgarth said...

Japanese School Girl Dark side adepts in Trouble????? Even Samuel L. Bronkowitz wasn't going to touch the project with a 10 foot lightsaber.

Rodney Dill said...

Vader: "Hmmmm... I must have this new JedIphone."

Jack Reacher said...

Robert Novak enjoys introducing himself to visiting schoolchildren as The Prince Of Darkness. The costume was just a bonus.

Jack Reacher said...

"No, I didn't page you. See? It says Ralph Nader. I'm Darth Vader. Get it right."

Jack Reacher said...

"Yeah, that is a hell of a picture of Heidi. Got one without the pillow in the way?"

The Man said...

Tell Kobe that he can stay out of this.

The Man said...

Why yes, Darth has been bad and needs a spanking.

Rodney Dill said...

"There are not the mongoloids you are looking for."

Jonathan said...

Dark Helmet prepares to show Fook Mi and Fook Yu his Schwartz.

Rodney Dill said...

(iPhone take two)

Upon seeing the iPhone Darth demanded, "You will give me the plans of this devil appliance."

Rodney Dill said...

"Come... I will teach you the dark side of Kancho."

Capt. Queeg said...

"I guess so, but only if I get to keep my helmet on."

Zeke said...

my god is that how I really look? bad ass...

Double the U said...

"Luv U dad - May da 4ce B wid U", what the hell does that mean?

Double the U said...

Okay, camera phone, text capable, mp3 player, calendar, but no mini light saber? crap phone I tell ya.

Whacko said...

"Mr. Vader, here's another one of me pole dancing with Lindsay Lohan."

Submariner said...

This technology is bad, and that's good...

Submariner said...

So you see, I am Sailor Moon's baddest fan. You minions WILL lead me to her.

Submariner said...

Must.Control.Stirrings.In.My.Light.Sabre...

Submariner said...

That's nice. Wanna see my technique for 'hitting the womp rat' hiding in a hole?

Submariner said...

So; you say you re-programmed my Death Star to wipe out the "Hello Kitty" factory using just this phone?

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

"Interesting. How long does the battery last? Seven minutes??? Maybe I'll just keep the life support system I already have, thanks anyway Kimko. It takes me longer than seven minutes just to drop a deuce."

Dwight's Writing Manifesto said...

"Mmmm. The money is good, yes, but to be honest I was kicked out of the last bukkakkae shoot when the first squirt of 10W-30 hit her in the eye."

Cybrludite said...

Ok, just how did they get a picture from my subconscious?

Rodney Dill said...

Herro?

Rodney Dill said...

Rove is resigning? Now is my big chance.

Anonymous said...

"Yes I am Al Gore and I used to be the next President of the United States..." The Prince of Dorkness relives the agony of defeat, yet again.