Thursday, August 16, 2007

Busted... as it were


1. "No, I will not 'forget the ticket' if you break out your knee pads. We don't go for that in this America, Mr. Edwards. "

2. Outside Little Rock, Arkansas, August 1990: "You're in Luck Ma'am. The Governor's in the back seat, and he's willing to 'work this out.'"

3. Sully's cross-dressing 'Women's Prison' fantasy was ruined by The Boyfriend's resemblance to Bea Arthur.

4. "Well, Conchita. You've got two outstanding warrants for armed robbery and assault, and there's half a kilo of Colombian Nose Candy in the back seat... but since you're an illegal and New Jersey is a sanctuary state, you're free to go. Vote for Corzine!"

5. "We're beginning to suspect you don't take Rehab seriously, Ms. Lohan."

Best of The Man
So you think you can run drugs through my county Al Gore Jr?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yes ma'am, we've had reports about scantily-clad babes in souped up GTO's speeding through this neighborhood and throwing unspent ammunition at old hags."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Ms. Plame, your celebrity status don't mean squat to me. Now grab asphalt."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Officer unzips his pants.
Blondie: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Andy Griffith: "Oh yeah, Otis is gonna owe me big time."

Best of metalgarth
I don't know who the hell 'V the K' is and I don't give a damn if you are late for a 'Thursday Babe Audition'. The speed limit here is 55.

Best of Submariner
A little known fact - John Larroquette auditioned for the role of Enos...


racerboy

23 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Modern silicone products are apparently not allowed at vintage car shows.

Jack Reacher said...

"For the field sobriety test, I'll need you to follow my finger with your eyes. Yes, that's my finger. Trust me, ma'am, or do you wanna go to jail?"

The Man said...

So you think you can run drugs through my county Al Gore Jr?

The Man said...

The writers of 24 scrapped another plot for Season 7 after Manny Coto could not explain to the crew how Jack Bauer had time to perform strip searches on speeders while trying to save the world. Dammit.

jeff said...

"Well, the county does need a Daisy Duke..."

"Are you coming along nicely, or am I gonna have to work you over with mah 'stick'?"

lawhawk said...

The teaser trailer for Reno 38-24-34 looks like it will get a rise out of the audience.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sheeeeeesh! Girlfriend #2 finds nekkid Carmen Electra on my sofa, and all hell breaks loose!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yes ma'am, we've had reports about scantily-clad babes in souped up GTO's speeding through this neighborhood and throwing unspent ammunition at old hags."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ms. Plame, your celebrity status don't mean squat to me. Now grab asphalt."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I see an officer of the law about to get "frisk"y.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Officer unzips his pants.
Blondie: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well, at least'n ya smell purdy, and ya ain't no pirate..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Andy Griffith: "Oh yeah, Otis is gonna owe me big time."

metalgarth said...

I don't know who the hell 'V the K' is and I don't give a damn if you are late for a 'Thursday Babe Audition'. The speed limit here is 55.

curly said...

“Officer, I was 5 miles over the speed limit and am expecting a complete body cavity search.”

Rodney Dill said...

"Just call me T.J. Officer."

Capt. Queeg said...

"Stay tuned for scenes from the next S.P. Hooker..."

Submariner said...

A little known fact - John Larroquette auditioned for the role of Enos...

Submariner said...

Sorry, miss, but Senator Clinton informed us that her intern in the red dress had stolen something personal and we should return her if spotted. Last one took the 12" strap on, what'd you take?

Submariner said...

Sorry miss, but regardless of what Bubba said, it stains red dresses too.

duke of red said...

Sorry, V the K, but I've got to know, What is the source for this photo?

Submariner said...

No, I DON'T know any "Doc Brown" and I don't care why you "NEEDED to get up to 88" miles per hour.

V the K said...

Duke, ask racerboy, he's the one who sent me it.