Thursday, August 16, 2007
Boobs of a Feather
1. "Wow, Heidi. I never met anyone who could explode a pillow with her queefs before."
2. Colonel Sanders had some ... unusual... fetishes.
3. "It's okay, Mrs. Clinton, I'll just rest here until you and the rest of the coven finish the santeria ceremony."
4. "Hi Cappers. V just sent me to undo any trauma from that giant walking syphilis sore from yesterday. "
5. "The Bukkake parties at the Children's Television Workshop were legendary..." Big Bird, The E! True Hollywood Story.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Very impressive, O.J., but I don't believe that pillow was disrespecting you. Put the knife away."
Best of The Man
What Ron Paul does with his campaign donations: Part 1
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Well, she chews up the furniture, but she's got her good points as well...
Best of lawhawk
Step away from that busted ass feather down comforter and put your hands on your head. Yes, much better...
Best of divine miss m
Subby's not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's mate. And he's only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
Best of jeff
"Why the feathers? It's not like there's a male above the age of 15 who hasn't seen all of her already..."
Best of attmay
Sully was aghast at how that inconsiderate woman had destroyed his delicate living room setup.
Best of Rodney Dill
Erotic: a feather
Kinky: the whole chicken
Best of Capt. Queeg
I'd pluck her.
Best of Army of Mom
I feel like chicken tonight!
Best of Army of Dad
Carmen solves the age-old mystery: the chicken came first.
Best of David Simon
Carmen Electra: The Other Other Other White Meat.