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Thursday, August 16, 2007
Boobs of a Feather
1. "Wow, Heidi. I never met anyone who could explode a pillow with her queefs before."
2. Colonel Sanders had some ... unusual... fetishes.
3. "It's okay, Mrs. Clinton, I'll just rest here until you and the rest of the coven finish the santeria ceremony."
4. "Hi Cappers. V just sent me to undo any trauma from that giant walking syphilis sore from yesterday. "
5. "The Bukkake parties at the Children's Television Workshop were legendary..." Big Bird, The E! True Hollywood Story.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Very impressive, O.J., but I don't believe that pillow was disrespecting you. Put the knife away."
Best of The Man
What Ron Paul does with his campaign donations: Part 1
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Well, she chews up the furniture, but she's got her good points as well...
Best of lawhawk
Step away from that busted ass feather down comforter and put your hands on your head. Yes, much better...
Best of divine miss m
Subby's not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's mate. And he's only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
Best of jeff
"Why the feathers? It's not like there's a male above the age of 15 who hasn't seen all of her already..."
Best of attmay
Sully was aghast at how that inconsiderate woman had destroyed his delicate living room setup.
Best of Rodney Dill
Erotic: a feather
Kinky: the whole chicken
Best of Capt. Queeg
I'd pluck her.
Best of Army of Mom
I feel like chicken tonight!
Best of Army of Dad
Carmen solves the age-old mystery: the chicken came first.
Best of David Simon
Carmen Electra: The Other Other Other White Meat.
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45 comments:
There's an "early bird" and "worm" joke in there somewhere...
Yeah, Buck Rogers had an alien half-bird half-human friend in the second season of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, but that caption would be beyond ORA and into No fahking Way.
Tastes like chicken!
"Gesunheidt, ma'am!"
"Very impressive, O.J., but I don't believe that pillow was disrespecting you. Put the knife away."
"I'm from Reuters, Ma'am, just checking to see if any unfired rifle rounds went through your house today. I'll need to look everywhere. Everywhere."
What Ron Paul does with his campaign donations: Part 1
"What the hell happened to the pillows?!?... I mean, why are you covering them up with all these feathers?"
I don't care what they say about the bird flu... I'd risk it.
4. "Hi Cappers. V just sent me to undo any trauma from that giant walking syphilis sore from yesterday. "
Hey man, that's no way to talk about the old lady holding the bullets.
Gabriel: "Well Carmen, you've forced me to sin, and I lost my angel wings... Totally worth it."
Read Duckman's new novel: If I Did It
Well, she chews up the furniture, but she's got her good points as well...
Ralph Wiggum: "My pants feel funny."
The fluffer's job is never done. In this case, it was more entertaining than usual.
Step away from that busted ass feather down comforter and put your hands on your head. Yes, much better...
Subby's not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's mate. And he's only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
divine miss m said...
Subby's not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's mate. And he's only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
Phan-plucking-tastic!
Wow, I'd put down on her.
Somewhere, Dennis Rodman is sobbing gently.
Photographer: "Why the feathers? It's not like there's a male above the age of 15 who hasn't seen all of her already..."
Sully was aghast at how that inconsiderate woman had destroyed his delicate living room setup.
Erotic: a feather
Kinky: the whole chicken
Chicks.
Welcome to Colonel Sanders’ wet dream.
Birds of a feather f#%k together.
wf: wenpat...Right now, dammit!
I'd pluck her.
*singing to the tune of the old Tyson chicken commerical*
I feel like chicken tonight!
Allergies, smallergies. Where's my Claritin? I'm risking it.
Often, no one noticed Carmen's hearing problem. Dave noticed it early on when he said he wanted to f*ck her and she covered herself in feathers. No, honey, Dave said. I didn't say I wante to pluck you, I said i wanted to f*ck you.
When the interns learned that Hilldog was allergic to down pillows, they went to great extents to protect themselves, yet stay in her good graces.
All this and no kudos to me for sending you guys the picture. You're welcome, by the way, V.
Another bad one:
When Carmen says she wants to skin a c*ck, she really means what she says.
Hey, Carmen! Nice manicure!
.....you didn't even notice, did ja?
Chicken Bukake
Wanna pluck?
Divine Miss M said...
Subby's not the pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's mate. And he's only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
Awww shucks, ma'am - I read that 3 times 'fore I quit doing the Spoonerism on the beginning consonants...
Only 1 question: How did you photo-shop the Paperboy out of the window?
SOTG invited me to check out the birds with him. I thought he was going to the pet shop and turned him down.
Stupid me...
DEFINITELY a domesticated, white-breasted tit-mouse. HIGHLY prized by most collectors.
Dr. Subby, Ornithologist
Bring your own blond,
Bring your own brunette,
Whatever...
Dad-blast it SOTG! You're getting sloppy, boy; I can't believe you left your jack laying around in the living room collecting feathers...
Carmen solves the age-old mystery: the chicken came first.
Now that's my idea of The Other White Meat.
Breast, thighs, back, doesn't matter - Curly will eat any piece...
ORA:
Looks like the PU-36 explosive space demodulator didn't let Duck Dodgers quite make it to the 24 and a 1/2th century...
A still Drom the New Remake oD Howard the Duck.
Ups... got the D and f keys mixed up I think..
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