Friday, August 10, 2007

Less Beans


1. "Yeah, I totally get *that vibe* from Edwards, too. Pretty weird, huh?"

2. "Come to my window? Sure, but you'll have to bring your own strap-on."

3. "Bill who?"

4. "Goddess, I want to take you back to Chappaqua and fist you right now! These mikes are off, right?"

5. "Yeah, yesterday was kind of a let-down. I'm a breast girl."

Best of Jonathan
I'm only doing this for the second time this week because of the look on both of their faces: "Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guaca-MOLE!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"So, Hil, is that jacket made out of oven mitts, or what?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"I love what you've done for our people, Ellen."
"I'm confused, Hillary; what have I done for lying, hypocritical opportunistic socialists?"

Best of SnarkyOne
Ellen was unaware that Hillary had Voldemort in the back of her head
and would soon turn to stone.

Best of The Man
Thanks for coming out, will you tell Mike Gravel to pull up his pants and stop peeing on the palm plant. Thanks.

Best of Double the U
Thank you Hillary, thank you, I will take your advice on that "not so fresh" feeling.

Best of Whacko
"Ellen, its so nice to talke to someone else who has cleavage problems."

Best of Submariner
OK; swimming naked in a hot tub filled with tapioca at 11 it is!

Best of Submariner
Trust me, sweetheart - HO train transformer, a copper penny on each lead, insert in the orifices of your choice, and Portia controls the power...

21 comments:

metalgarth said...

How many Caption This! cliches are in this picture?

1)A "Prom Date" Caption
2)A "Goofus and Gallant" Caption
3)A "notice I didn't say Hot girl on girl action" Caption.
4)A "some type of girls in trouble" Caption
5)A "Magic Negro" Caption
6)A "Nice. Making fun of ugly lesbians. Educate yourself" caption
7)A "Fattest Oldest Skank on her period" Caption
8)If we look close enough at the backdrop, I'm sure there's a typographical error caption as well.

V the K said...

In all honesty, I don't remember ever doing a "fat old skank on her period" caption. But it certainly sounds like something I'd do.

Jonathan said...

I'm only doing this for the second time this week because of the look on both of their faces (since either of them could be saying this):

"Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guaca-MOLE!"

OK, I'll give it a rest. :-)

metalgarth said...

Actually, "the fattest oldest skank on her period caption" is one of my usual cliches. As are #3 and #4

(metalgarth a/k/a Dickey Swollenz)

Jack Reacher said...

"So, Hil, is that jacket made out of oven mitts, or what?"
"Just keep focusing on my forehead, Ellen, and soon you'll be absorbed."

Jack Reacher said...

"I love what you've done for our people, Ellen."
"I'm confused, Hillary; what have I done for lying, hypocritical opportunistic socialists?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Tell me the truth, Hill; after the election, you'll dump me for Hugo Chavez, won't you?"

SnarkyOne said...

Ellen was unaware that Hillary had Voldemort in the back of her head
and would soon turn to stone.

The Man said...

Thanks for coming out, will you tell Mike Gravel to pull up his pants and stop peeing on the palm plant. Thanks.

The Man said...

Well I have not made up my mind, but after hearing all of you Lanakila Washington is starting to sound like a reasonable candidate.

SnarkyOne said...

"Ellen, take my magic touch and cure what ails all womynkynd. You are my emissary to zero tolerance of intolerance."

Double the U said...

Thank you Hillary, thank you, I will take your advice on that "not so fresh" feeling.

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "Let's go get you washed off, ya got ten dollars right?"

Whacko said...

"Ellen, its so nice to talke to someone else who has cleavage problems."

Submariner said...

OK; swimming naked in a hot tub filled with tapioca at 11 it is!

Submariner said...

Giggidy, giggidy, snuke.

Jay Guevara said...

"Ellen, let's not have a scene, not here, not now, OK?"

Submariner said...

Trust me, sweetheart - HO train transformer, a copper penny on each lead, insert in the orifices of your choice, and Portia controls the power...

Double the U said...

Yes, they were both born female, but don't they look great?

Submariner said...

Ellen, honey, I appreciate the grope, but not here, not now, OK?

Jay Guevara said...

"Oh Hillary, I love it when you're butch!"