Friday, July 27, 2007

Zombie One Shot

Newsom: "Hmmm, nice guy. Wonder if he'd mind if I got sh!tfaced and banged his wife."

Best of Jack Reacher
Newsom: I could kill him using just my hair.

Best of Rodney Dill
"I just crapped my pants."

Best of Submariner
Gavin's thought bubble; I'm squeezin' my head. I'm SQUEAZIN' my head!"

Best of Submariner
I think... maybe... Yep!
Those vegan brownies are DEFinitely starting to work...

Best of Submariner
I wonder when he'll realize that I replaced his mic with Charlotte's "G Spot" scratcher?

Best of Jay Guevara
"Did him, did her, did their dog..."

Best of Van Helsing
"C'mon Ban. Eat that mic. I'm falling asleep here."

Best of Submariner
Charlotte notices the recreation of the podium scene in the original Police Academy movie. Gavin just smiles that he arranged it. Sully relishes his role.

From: Zombie

13 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Newsom: I could kill him using just my hair.

Jack Reacher said...

Newsom: That's an awfully small microphone. I'm just sayin'.

jeff said...

Gal in middle: "C'mon Gary, move your hands... I'm the only straight girl in SF that hasn't seen your package..."

Double the U said...

Newsom smiled quietly at the size of the speakers microphone and thought he might gag on the little thing.

Rodney Dill said...

"I just crapped my pants."

Submariner said...

Gavin's thought bubble; I'm squeezin' my head. I'm SQUEAZIN' my head!"

Submariner said...

Gavin's thought bubble; "Thank Gaia I checked before the speech and removed that horrid 'Old Glory' before the press caught sight of it!"

Submariner said...

I think... maybe... Yep!
Those vegan brownies are DEFinitely starting to work...

Submariner said...

Good thing I shared a bottle of Malleolus with Becks and Tom before having to listen to this crap, or I'd REALLY be in trouble.

Submariner said...

I wonder when he'll realize that I replaced his mic with Charlotte's "G Spot" scratcher?

Jay Guevara said...

"Did him, did her, did their dog..."

Van Helsing said...

"C'mon Ban. Eat that mic. I'm falling asleep here."

Submariner said...

Charlotte notices the recreation of the podium scene in the original Police Academy movie. Gavin just smiles that he arranged it. Sully relishes his role.