Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Why Is This Chick Smiling? Scroll Down and Find Out


1. Coming to Al Jazeera this Fall: The Plush Pals Exterminate the Joos Happy Fun-Time Show

2. "Hey, who left the dismembered hand on my desk? It must be time for a visit from our neighbor, Jeffie Dahmer!"

3. "Mr. Bunny is using his satanic power to cause my hand to whither. Isn't that neat, boys and girls?"

4. "Hey, could you lay off the fabric softener? We got a hooker coming over later."

5. Yeah, I'd say CBS Evening News has been dumbed down somewhat since Katie Couric took over.

Best of Submariner
"...so remember boys and girls; mmmmmmm, puppies and bunnies are o-ou-ur friends and we shouldn't- oh Gaia!- eat ANYthing with a a a ahhhhh! face. However, BEing eaten is ok.

Best of Whacko
As part of his court-ordered rehabilitation, Michael Vick will have to go to puppet therapy to learn how to treat small animals.

Best of Submariner
My hand? I dated SOTG last night and it's been cramped ever since...

Best of The Man
Today's letter is "D" as in Doggie style.

Best of Submariner
Let me know if you see Chucky. (He and Mr Fluffy-bunny don't like each other.)

Best of Submariner
Apparently, Karen Carpenter is in a much happier place...


HT: Timmah!!

14 comments:

Double the U said...

And HE isn't smiling!

Submariner said...

"...so remember boys and girls; mmmmmmm, puppies and bunnies are o-ou-ur friends and we shouldn't- oh Gaia!- eat ANYthing with a a a ahhhhh! face. However, BEing eaten is ok.

Submariner said...

"...time for our naps. I'm gonna go lay down in my pink frilly bed and pet my kitty..."

Jack Reacher said...

"And they don't eat anything at all, so the food budget here at The View has plummeted since you-know-who left."

Whacko said...

As part of his court-ordered rehabilitation, Michael Vick will have to go to puppet therapy to learn how to treat small animals.

Submariner said...

My hand? I dated SOTG last night and it's been cramped ever since...

The Man said...

Today's letter is "D" as in Doggie style.

Submariner said...

Let me know if you see Chucky. (He and Mr Fluffy-bunny don't like each other.)

racerboy said...

Standard Cap #114 - This poodle walks into a vet's office and asks if they can remove a growth from his ass...

Son Of The Godfather said...

OK, this is a "drunk post" since I'm home and sipping on my 2nd cranberry-vodka... I know, I'm a girl, and a lightweight boozer...

My sock puppet looks a little different, and smells funny.

Sorry if that doesn't make sense... Booze and posting: JUST SAY NO!

Cybrludite said...

No, SOTG, it made waaaaay too much sense. Must. Bleach. Out. My. Brain...

Submariner said...

Well, kids. Time for Mr Fuzzy-bunny to go back in his hole...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cybrludite said...
No, SOTG, it made waaaaay too much sense. Must. Bleach. Out. My. Brain...


Must. Bleach. Out. My. Sock! heh

Submariner said...

Apparently, Karen Carpenter is in a much happier place...