Tuesday, July 24, 2007

White on Black Violence


1. "Nappy-Headed Freshman!" "Cankle Dyke!"

2. Hilldog and Osama Obama do-si-do during the square dancing portion of the YouTube debate.

3. "It was funny when Edwards made fun of your coat, but the 'Girlfriend Snap' at the end was icing on the cake."

4. "Listen, Barry. I've decided to drop out of the race. Meet me in Fort Marcie Park at Midnight, and I'll formally hand over my announcement. Come alone."

5. "Done!" Hillary wins the 'write your name in the snow' contest.
Best of Jack Reacher
Thought bubble for both: "Scuse me while I whip this out."

Best of sixdegreesofblondness
ORA: "Boot Scootin' Boogieeee..."

Best of Submariner
"Mr. Madden! I've always wanted to meet y.... sorry Hill."

Best of Submariner
Hillary, exactly WHATdid you mean by "Have 'YOUR PEOPLE' call my people?"

18 comments:

jeff said...

Hillary could never admit it, but secretly she always craved a black man...

jeff said...

Osama Thought Bubble: "Not on your life, Hilldog..."

Jack Reacher said...

Thought bubble for both: "Scuse me while I whip this out."

Jack Reacher said...

Hill: Sure he's clean and articulate, but does he look good in orange? Huh?
Barry: Nobody looks good in orange. Word.

Jack Reacher said...

"That bastard Bush Sr. found the gun. We go to Plan B."

Whacko said...

Obama: "Hey Hill, on CNN your honkey ass looks three ax handles wide."

sixdegreesofblondness said...

ORA: "Boot Scootin' Boogieeee..."

(Ya gots ta know the line dance "Ski Bumpus" to get that. It's when they're at the kick-ball-change part.)

Submariner said...

"hips"
"ears"

Submariner said...

"Talk to the butt - my hand's too good for you."

Submariner said...

"Mr. Madden! I've always wanted to meet y.... sorry Hill."

Submariner said...

With up-front apologies to Tree Dog Night

��The DINK is black, Hilldog is white.��
��Together agree to snark and bite.��
��Yes one is black, the other white.��
��The whole world looks upon the sight, horrendous sight.��
��And now the world can understand
Each wants to be the law of all the land, all the land...��

metalgarth said...

Why can't we be friends...
Why can't we be friends...
Why can't we be friends...
Why can't we be friends...
Why can't we be friends...

metalgarth said...

"You ain't a man till you made it with the tan?" Hilary never did and... never mind.

Anonymous said...

Hillary thought bubble: "Gonna ride down on that boy tonight!"

curly said...

If the DNC required mandatory boob reduction surgery of all party presidential hopefuls, there would be nothing left of these two.

Brian_in_MA said...

"You just can't deal with the fact that I'm gonna be the first REAL Black President, not some white boy pretender like your politically convenient husband, bitch."

...And nobody ever saw Obama again.

Submariner said...

The BEST the DNC can come up with.

'Nuff said.

Submariner said...

Hillary, exactly WHATdid you mean by "Have 'YOUR PEOPLE' call my people?"