One of the joys of watching Enterprise reruns on SciFi Channel is mentally substituting 'my boobs' whenever T'Pol speaks in the first person.
1. "My boobs detect a Klingon vessel off the starboard bow."
2. ""Delicate" is not a word my boobs associate with Mr. Tucker."
3. "My boobs do not believe in time travel. "
4. "Dr. Phlox says my boobs can resume their duties this afternoon. "
5. "My boobs do not experience jealousy."
Best of Dickey Swollenz
Delicate is not a word my boobs associate with Dickey when he gets Swollenz
Best of Jack Reacher
"Stop--you had me at 'Giggity.' "
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Check out this condom, Jolene... it's made from vulcanized rubber!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... Can we bone now?"
Best of sonicfrog
"Captain, my boobs believe this coarse of action to be unwise..." Hey, you're right. This IS a lot of fun!
Best of sonicfrog
Vulcan pick-up line: "Is there such a thing as a Vulcan "Boob Meld"? If not, we could be the first to try."
Best of sonicfrog
Unlike Spock and other Vulcans, T'Pol, for some reason, never seemed to have the persistent problem of humans staring at her ears...
Best of jbinnout
There's a lamp in that picture?
Best of Submariner
Same ORA: "Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?"
19 comments:
Delicate is not a word my boobs associate with Dickey when he gets Swollenz
I want to change my vote. Boobs it is!
Hmm, maybe there's something to this "boobs not bombs" business. I must investigate.
"I hope you don't mind if I stare at your boobs, and talk to them, as long as they don't talk back. Actually, I'd be okay with that, too."
"Stop--you had me at 'Giggity.' "
Check out this condom, Jolene... it's made from vulcanized rubber!
Every 7 years, my ass.
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... Can we bone now?"
For Us Uber-Sci-Fi-Geeks:
"So, T'Pol, how far is it to your quarters?"
"Oh, about Pon Far..."
She appears to be brighter than the average lot of Thursday Bimbos...
"Captain, my boobs believe this coarse of action to be unwise..." Hey, you're right. This IS a lot of fun!
Vulcan pick-up line: "Is there such a thing as a Vulcan "Boob Meld"? If not, we could be the first to try."
Unlike Spock and other Vulcans, T'Pol, for some reason, never seemed to have the persistent problem of humans staring at her ears...
There's a lamp in that picture?
Jbinnout,
It was obviously mispelled... Replace "L" with "V".
Da-amn! Vegas really gos all out for the high-roller suites!
And personally, in spite of what that 'expert' out front of Hooter's says, I think this is the PERFECT decoration to use in the bedroom.
ORA:
"aahhhh, now there's a naughty bit ah' crumpet."
Same ORA:
"Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?"
v. word - lekmi
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