1. ORA: John-Boy's dive into cross-dressing heroin chic was a disgrace to the entire Walton clan... except for Grandpa who was a gay communist.
2. "Um, dude, the chicks won't be impressed unless you pack it on the inside."
3. His crotch stuffed with bandages to staunch the bleeding, another mandatory eunuch emerges from a HillaryCare Castration Center.
4. Wandering the streets homeless and emaciated, John traced all of his dementia to the time he saw Al and Tipper doing the Lambada.
5. "And how much am I bid for this specimen, abducted from a rest area near Helena, Montana ... $50? Do I hear $60? Yes, thank you... I have a $60 bid from the congressman from Massachusetts..."
6. If this is the bridal gown, imagine what the maids of honor are wearing.
7. For some nerds, even an atomic wedgie doesn't go far enough.
8. I note the presence of a spit-wad flying at him from Stage Right. Apparently, someone had the same thought I did.
9. "John looks fabulous in this ensemble combining the edginess of a wife-beater shirt with the joie-de-vie of a severe wedgie."
10. The attendees at the DNC convention ripped Johnny's Boy Scout Uniform to pieces before they realized he was just trying to be ironic.
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Gallant laughed with glee as he finally got his revenge on Goofus.
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Styles at the Annual Codpiece Design Show were certainly more than impressive this year.
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"I feel so bloated, I just downed a tic tac"
I didnt know the peanut guy made rounds at the fashion shows
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Dennis eventually abandoned his modeling career to become first the Boy Mayor of Cleveland and then the 63rd wackiest Congressman in the House.
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Come back, John Wayne, all is forgiven.
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I'm too sexy for my crotch pouch,
Too sexy for my crotch pouch...
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Pictures from the new coffee table book “John Edwards: The Early Years” failed to surprise or advance the cause of neither supporters nor detractors.
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Does this outfit make me look gay?
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I don't normally support circumcisions, but in this case...
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Gallant laughed with glee as he finally got his revenge on Goofus.
Styles at the Annual Codpiece Design Show were certainly more than impressive this year.
who knew the yuppies would go for the bird hunting outfit complete with catch bag.
"for all those laughing at me, you must have never gone dancing with a chick. This bag can hold all their stuff they have to bring but cant seem to find a place to put."
sure the devil may wear prada but the anorexic wears glad wrap.
"I feel so bloated, I just downed a tic tac"
I didnt know the peanut guy made rounds at the fashion shows
Relax. Kuato loves you. Close your eyes and open your mind. Open your miiiiiinnndd...
Dennis eventually abandoned his modeling career to become first the Boy Mayor of Cleveland and then the 63rd wackiest Congressman in the House.
Come back, John Wayne, all is forgiven.
An unknown side effect of inflating your scrotum too many times.
Sully: "You posted this too early for the Thursday Babe extravaganza."
"Hon, have you seen the carrying case for the kids' pup tent?"
"I think that skinny kid borrowed it. Said something about a runway."
I'm too sexy for my crotch pouch,
Too sexy for my crotch pouch...
Most kids have that awful dream about going to school naked, Berkeley area students have that dream about being dressed like this.
Pictures from the new coffee table book “John Edwards: The Early Years” failed to surprise or advance the cause of neither supporters nor detractors.
Does this outfit make me look gay?
Designer Hanz Friez was so upset, an intern had put the outfit on the model upside-down.
As a member of the "Covered Wagon" club, I don't normally support circumcisions, but in this case...
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