Monday, July 16, 2007

What the hell is that?


1. ORA: John-Boy's dive into cross-dressing heroin chic was a disgrace to the entire Walton clan... except for Grandpa who was a gay communist.

2. "Um, dude, the chicks won't be impressed unless you pack it on the inside."

3. His crotch stuffed with bandages to staunch the bleeding, another mandatory eunuch emerges from a HillaryCare Castration Center.

4. Wandering the streets homeless and emaciated, John traced all of his dementia to the time he saw Al and Tipper doing the Lambada.

5. "And how much am I bid for this specimen, abducted from a rest area near Helena, Montana ... $50? Do I hear $60? Yes, thank you... I have a $60 bid from the congressman from Massachusetts..."

6. If this is the bridal gown, imagine what the maids of honor are wearing.

7. For some nerds, even an atomic wedgie doesn't go far enough.

8. I note the presence of a spit-wad flying at him from Stage Right. Apparently, someone had the same thought I did.

9. "John looks fabulous in this ensemble combining the edginess of a wife-beater shirt with the joie-de-vie of a severe wedgie."

10. The attendees at the DNC convention ripped Johnny's Boy Scout Uniform to pieces before they realized he was just trying to be ironic.

Best of Kevin Walker
Gallant laughed with glee as he finally got his revenge on Goofus.

Best of Whacko
Styles at the Annual Codpiece Design Show were certainly more than impressive this year.

Best of captainobvious
"I feel so bloated, I just downed a tic tac"

I didnt know the peanut guy made rounds at the fashion shows

Best of Van Helsing
Dennis eventually abandoned his modeling career to become first the Boy Mayor of Cleveland and then the 63rd wackiest Congressman in the House.

Best of Jay Guevara
Come back, John Wayne, all is forgiven.

Best of Jack Reacher
I'm too sexy for my crotch pouch,
Too sexy for my crotch pouch...

Best of curly
Pictures from the new coffee table book “John Edwards: The Early Years” failed to surprise or advance the cause of neither supporters nor detractors.

Best of The Man
Does this outfit make me look gay?

Best of sonicfrog
I don't normally support circumcisions, but in this case...

Sondra K Once Again

15 comments:

Kevin Walker said...

Gallant laughed with glee as he finally got his revenge on Goofus.

Whacko said...

Styles at the Annual Codpiece Design Show were certainly more than impressive this year.

captainobvious said...

who knew the yuppies would go for the bird hunting outfit complete with catch bag.

"for all those laughing at me, you must have never gone dancing with a chick. This bag can hold all their stuff they have to bring but cant seem to find a place to put."

sure the devil may wear prada but the anorexic wears glad wrap.

"I feel so bloated, I just downed a tic tac"

I didnt know the peanut guy made rounds at the fashion shows

the paperboy said...

Relax. Kuato loves you. Close your eyes and open your mind. Open your miiiiiinnndd...

Van Helsing said...

Dennis eventually abandoned his modeling career to become first the Boy Mayor of Cleveland and then the 63rd wackiest Congressman in the House.

Jay Guevara said...

Come back, John Wayne, all is forgiven.

Kevin Walker said...

An unknown side effect of inflating your scrotum too many times.

Jack Reacher said...

Sully: "You posted this too early for the Thursday Babe extravaganza."

Jack Reacher said...

"Hon, have you seen the carrying case for the kids' pup tent?"
"I think that skinny kid borrowed it. Said something about a runway."

Jack Reacher said...

I'm too sexy for my crotch pouch,
Too sexy for my crotch pouch...

Double the U said...

Most kids have that awful dream about going to school naked, Berkeley area students have that dream about being dressed like this.

curly said...

Pictures from the new coffee table book “John Edwards: The Early Years” failed to surprise or advance the cause of neither supporters nor detractors.

The Man said...

Does this outfit make me look gay?

The Man said...

Designer Hanz Friez was so upset, an intern had put the outfit on the model upside-down.

sonicfrog said...

As a member of the "Covered Wagon" club, I don't normally support circumcisions, but in this case...