Tuesday, July 17, 2007
A Top Democrat and a "Bottom" Democrat
1. Edwards: "Gross, I almost kissed a woman." Hillary: "Yeah, so did I."
2. "Ow. You're. Crushing. My. Shoulder."
3. "Bet I can flick this booger right onto George Stephanopolous."
4. Hilldog: "I can do things with a strap-on that'll make you howl like a dog." Edwards: "Yeah, so can I?"
5. Hilldog and Edwards spent most of the Democrats' gay debate taunting Obama and Richardson as "breeders."
6. Hilldog: "Harok-Ptui"
7. "Why is Obama winning? Gee, Hill... he's a slick, narcissistic sociopath with a scary wife and a history of shady real estate deals. Why would we ever nominate anyone like that?"
8. "I'm channeling Vince Foster. Just three words over and over again. 'Why, Hill, why?'"
9. Goofus challenges Dennis Kucinich to pull his finger. Since Gallant was no where to be found, Bulldyke had to step in and reprimand him for teasing the four-foot dwarf.
10. I think the Succubus is barking up the wrong tree, masculine energy-wise speaking.
Best of Double the U
John, stop pointing at members of the audience and making fun of their "Fantastic Sam" haircuts.
Best of Rodney Dill
HillCo -- So Sleazy even a cavemen can do her.
Best of Silhouette
"Calm down. The flag has to be in here to placate the peasants."
Best of Van Helsing
"Relax, John. The winged monkeys are just my assistants."
Best of curly
Hilldog, famous for hilarious ethnic accents, goes into ‘yelling commie hillbilly lawyerspeak’ quickly when encountering the Silky Pony.
Best of curly
Nothing would scare me more than finding out that the ‘the woman trying to get out’ of John Edwards is Hillary Clinton.
Best of Jay Guevara
Edwards: "That bitch is wearing the same suit I am!"
Hillary: "There, there, John. You can't go slap him in public."
Best of duke of red
Hilldog: "Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen vee bankrupt the healthcare system."
Best of CJ
Edwards: "My wife said you act like a man." Hillary: "Like she'd know."
Best of Cricket
"John, I am really really sorry to have to use the Vulcan Death grip. But you are making an ass of yourself. If you aren't careful, someone will have a Kodak moment that will end up on the internet."
Best of captainobvious
"I know Im on the poverty tour but who let the bums into my luncheon?"
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