Tuesday, July 17, 2007

A Top Democrat and a "Bottom" Democrat


1. Edwards: "Gross, I almost kissed a woman." Hillary: "Yeah, so did I."

2. "Ow. You're. Crushing. My. Shoulder."

3. "Bet I can flick this booger right onto George Stephanopolous."

4. Hilldog: "I can do things with a strap-on that'll make you howl like a dog." Edwards: "Yeah, so can I?"

5. Hilldog and Edwards spent most of the Democrats' gay debate taunting Obama and Richardson as "breeders."

6. Hilldog: "Harok-Ptui"

7. "Why is Obama winning? Gee, Hill... he's a slick, narcissistic sociopath with a scary wife and a history of shady real estate deals. Why would we ever nominate anyone like that?"

8. "I'm channeling Vince Foster. Just three words over and over again. 'Why, Hill, why?'"

9. Goofus challenges Dennis Kucinich to pull his finger. Since Gallant was no where to be found, Bulldyke had to step in and reprimand him for teasing the four-foot dwarf.

10. I think the Succubus is barking up the wrong tree, masculine energy-wise speaking.

Best of Double the U
John, stop pointing at members of the audience and making fun of their "Fantastic Sam" haircuts.

Best of Rodney Dill
HillCo -- So Sleazy even a cavemen can do her.

Best of Silhouette
"Calm down. The flag has to be in here to placate the peasants."

Best of Van Helsing
"Relax, John. The winged monkeys are just my assistants."

Best of curly
Hilldog, famous for hilarious ethnic accents, goes into ‘yelling commie hillbilly lawyerspeak’ quickly when encountering the Silky Pony.

Best of curly
Nothing would scare me more than finding out that the ‘the woman trying to get out’ of John Edwards is Hillary Clinton.

Best of Jay Guevara
Edwards: "That bitch is wearing the same suit I am!"
Hillary: "There, there, John. You can't go slap him in public."

Best of duke of red
Hilldog: "Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen vee bankrupt the healthcare system."

Best of CJ
Edwards: "My wife said you act like a man." Hillary: "Like she'd know."

Best of Cricket
"John, I am really really sorry to have to use the Vulcan Death grip. But you are making an ass of yourself. If you aren't careful, someone will have a Kodak moment that will end up on the internet."

Best of captainobvious
"I know Im on the poverty tour but who let the bums into my luncheon?"

Photo From: Newsbusters

27 comments:

Double the U said...

John, stop pointing at members of the audience and commenting on their haircuts.

Rodney Dill said...

HillCo -- So Sleazy even a cavemen can do her.

Silhouette said...

"Calm down. The flag has to be in here to placate the peasants."

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "Hey, I see a light coming through."

The Man said...

Edwards: Ohhh that blogger is so hot
Hillary: That's Sully, for a $1,000 donation I can hook you up.

The Man said...

Hilldog: Hey John, Al Gore Jr just arrived with a stash of his Colombian Gold!

Rodney Dill said...

"Don't point, Lewinsky said she'd vote for me so she gets to come."

curly said...

The Hilldog channels evil supernatural forces through the vacuous conduit to darkness, a.k.a. John Edwards’ head.

Rodney Dill said...

"Just one word, Enumclaw."

Rodney Dill said...

Edwards: "...but I thought SHE was Mrs. Robinson."

curly said...

“Now tell them that you’re not a commie.”

Van Helsing said...

"Relax, John. The winged monkeys are just my assistants."

curly said...

Since one of her favorite interns taught her how to puppeteer, the Hilldog’s had no problems in operating the John Edwards fembot model.

curly said...

The all new John Edwards Fembot Model A62 will ‘do anything you ask’ except lower your taxes.

curly said...

Beltway pundits pondered John Edwards’ incredible ability to queef up the likeness of the Hilldog.

curly said...

While the Hilldog charges $400 per haircut, she personally blows the hair off of your neck when she’s finished. For $500, she’ll eat some breath mints first.

curly said...

John Edwards discovers why Bill always went elsewhere for his b!ow j*bs, as Hill never did quite grasp the concept.

curly said...

“Call security immediately! Somebody stole John Edwards’ horns!”

curly said...

Poor John Edwards. Little does he know that this is just how it began with Vince Foster.

curly said...

Hilldog, famous for hilariously changing accents when engaging certain ethnic groups, goes into ‘yelling commie hillbilly lawyerspeak’ quickly when encountering the Silky Pony.

curly said...

Nothing would scare me more than finding out that the ‘the woman trying to get out’ of John Edwards is Hillary Clinton.

Jay Guevara said...

Edwards: "That bitch is wearing the same suit I am!"

Hillary: "There, there, John. You can't go slap him in public."

duke of red said...

Edwards: "Duuuude..."

Hilldog: "Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen vee bankrupt the healthcare system."

Jack Reacher said...

Edwards: "You did her?
Hillary: "Shut up shut up shut up!"

CJ said...

Edwards: "My wife said you act like a man." Hillary: "Like she'd know."

Cricket said...

Hillary: "Calm down, dear. I will have him flogged through the streets.

"Relax...it is makeup. She is putting it ON her nose, not up it."

"John, I am really really sorry to have to use the Vulcan Death grip.
But you are making an ass of yourself. If you aren't careful, someone will have a Kodak moment that will end up on the internet."

captainobvious said...

"their saying Im not tough enough, Im going to get my wife after them"

"I know Im on the poverty tour but who let the bums into my luncheon?"

the sound of a hollow tube sounds as hillary blows through johns ears.

"they call that a haircut, I could get that done for about $150."

singin: "you've lost... that lovin feelin....."