Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Today's One-Shot


NASA suffered another setback this week when the shuttle Atlantis was destroyed by an imperial TIE fighter.

Best of divine miss m
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

Best of The Man
NASA suffered another setback this week when the shuttle Atlantis was destroyed by the letter "H".

Best of The Man
Mission Specialist Sullivan, why do you giggle every time I ask you to adjust the probe?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA: "It keeps sending the same transmission over and over... asking for a 'David Bowman'..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Even more dangerous than being pursued by the Empire: Navigating through the mysterious "NASA" markers floating about randomly.

Best of Submariner
ORA: Faint voice from the TIE fighter: "I want my two dollars!"

Best of captainobvious
"Probably some drunken fisherman out on a pleasure cruise, he is of no concern to us"

Best of GarthTrekker
"Red Wing Leader to Blue Wing Leader, is that the docking tether or are you just glad to see me?"

Ripped from: Vodka pundit

18 comments:

jeff said...

Atlantis...Star Wars... c'mon guys, lets try and keep our mythos straight!

racerboy said...

Ahhh, Houston, we have a problem.

divine miss m said...

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

The Man said...

NASA suffered another setback this week when the shuttle Atlantis was destroyed by the letter "H".

The Man said...

Rosie's blog:
"This photo clearly shows that the moon landing was faked to cover for the assassination of JFK and the eventual controlled demolition of WTC7".

The Man said...

Mission Specialist Sullivan, why do you giggle every time I ask you to adjust the probe?

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA: I thought Johnny Smith already saved those guys in last weekend's Dead Zone..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA: "It keeps sending the same transmission over and over... asking for a 'David Bowman'..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"This should be easy... I used to pick off Wamp Rats from my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two metres. "

Son Of The Godfather said...

Even more dangerous than being pursued by the Empire: Navigating through the mysterious "NASA" markers floating about randomly.

whacko said...

Is it me or does the stern of the ship look a bit like Hillary's butt cheeks?

Perhaps I need therapy.

Submariner said...

Just in case OUR space cowboys can't handle the asteroid, we have a Vader back-up...

Submariner said...

One stinkin' night at Avalon Manor and a shared bottle of Stoly - now vader won't give me a moment's peace...

Submariner said...

Good thing you put the potato in his tachyon tail pipe or this ol' shuttle would NEVER beat him in the quarter light year.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Faint voice from the TIE fighter: "I want my two dollars!"

lawhawk said...

That's no moon, that's a space station!

captainobvious said...

the real reason the shuttles keep having "heat shield damage"

"i wonder if hes using the same wind as us"

"probably some drunken fisherman out on a pleasure cruise, he is of no concern to us"

I knew Bill Clinton gave China classified information but this is rediculus

GarthTrekker said...

"Red Wing Leader to Blue Wing Leader, is that the docking tether or are you just glad to see me?"