After her firing, Hillary's official campaign proofreader and spell-checker quickly found work at NASA
Best of the paperboy
Go endeavor, if you must, but be back by dinnertime.
Best of the paperboy
Because "Go An' Devour" would tip people off that their secret mission was to build the Doomsday Device.
Best of curly
Go get me a raspberry mocha frappuccino, half crème de la crème /half organic yak’s milk, with Costa Rican white chocolate sprinkles, a twist of lime, three bags of sweet and lo, with whipped crème and a cherry on top, since your going out anyway, Endeavor.
Best of Van Helsing
Further evidence that the government doesn't care about u.
Best of The Man
George Bush doesn't like spellcheck
Best of The Man
NASA Intern Dean Groove thought his little anagram joke was a real hoot.
Best of Whacko
Hey! It's not like its rocket science!
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The last guy they fired spelled it "Endever"
Go endeavor, if you must, but be back by dinnertime.
* Hilldog says the sign should read GO AWAY, TALK RADIO.
* Burka Osama says the sign should read GONAD-LESS.
* Silky Pony says the sign should read GO TO SERGIO’S FOR THE BEST $400 HAIRCUTS.
* Kusinich says the sign should read GO TO THE MEN’S ROOM; I’LL BE THERE IN 5 MINUTES, HANDSOME.
* Rudy says the sign should read GOING BACK TO 9/11…
* Mitt says the sign should read GOLLY, THAT’S A TESTAMENT TO AMERICAN POWER AND INGENUITY.
* McLame says the sign should read GO INVADE AMERICA, ALL YEE ILLEGAL MEXICANS.
* Ron Paul says the sign should read GOT OUR JET FUEL FROM BUSH’S BEST FRIEND, SAUDI ARABIA!
Because "Go An' Devour" would tip people off that their secret mission was to build the Doomsday Device.
Go get me a raspberry mocha frappuccino, half crème de la crème /half organic yak’s milk, with Costa Rican white chocolate sprinkles, a twist of lime, three bags of sweet and lo, with whipped crème and a cherry on top, since your going out anyway, Endeavor.
"Wow, if they couldn't spell right, what else do you think was overlooked?"
"Shut-up, and pilot the shuttle. Here's some duct tape."
Rumoured budget cuts at NASA were now apparent.
Further evidence that the government doesn't care about u.
George Bush doesn't like spellcheck
NASA Intern Dean Groove thought his little anagram joke was a real hoot.
"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. (and labeled by a Clinton staffer) Makes you feel good, doesn't it?"
Hey! It's not like its rocket science!
Too baldly go were noo mann has goed befure...
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