Sunday, July 15, 2007

Sunday One Shot



After her firing, Hillary's official campaign proofreader and spell-checker quickly found work at NASA

Best of the paperboy
Go endeavor, if you must, but be back by dinnertime.

Best of the paperboy
Because "Go An' Devour" would tip people off that their secret mission was to build the Doomsday Device.

Best of curly
Go get me a raspberry mocha frappuccino, half crème de la crème /half organic yak’s milk, with Costa Rican white chocolate sprinkles, a twist of lime, three bags of sweet and lo, with whipped crème and a cherry on top, since your going out anyway, Endeavor.

Best of Van Helsing
Further evidence that the government doesn't care about u.

Best of The Man
George Bush doesn't like spellcheck

Best of The Man
NASA Intern Dean Groove thought his little anagram joke was a real hoot.

Best of Whacko
Hey! It's not like its rocket science!

13 comments:

Double the U said...

The last guy they fired spelled it "Endever"

the paperboy said...

Go endeavor, if you must, but be back by dinnertime.

curly said...

* Hilldog says the sign should read GO AWAY, TALK RADIO.
* Burka Osama says the sign should read GONAD-LESS.
* Silky Pony says the sign should read GO TO SERGIO’S FOR THE BEST $400 HAIRCUTS.
* Kusinich says the sign should read GO TO THE MEN’S ROOM; I’LL BE THERE IN 5 MINUTES, HANDSOME.
* Rudy says the sign should read GOING BACK TO 9/11…
* Mitt says the sign should read GOLLY, THAT’S A TESTAMENT TO AMERICAN POWER AND INGENUITY.
* McLame says the sign should read GO INVADE AMERICA, ALL YEE ILLEGAL MEXICANS.
* Ron Paul says the sign should read GOT OUR JET FUEL FROM BUSH’S BEST FRIEND, SAUDI ARABIA!

the paperboy said...

Because "Go An' Devour" would tip people off that their secret mission was to build the Doomsday Device.

curly said...

Go get me a raspberry mocha frappuccino, half crème de la crème /half organic yak’s milk, with Costa Rican white chocolate sprinkles, a twist of lime, three bags of sweet and lo, with whipped crème and a cherry on top, since your going out anyway, Endeavor.

duke of red said...

"Wow, if they couldn't spell right, what else do you think was overlooked?"

"Shut-up, and pilot the shuttle. Here's some duct tape."

duke of red said...

Rumoured budget cuts at NASA were now apparent.

Van Helsing said...

Further evidence that the government doesn't care about u.

The Man said...

George Bush doesn't like spellcheck

The Man said...

NASA Intern Dean Groove thought his little anagram joke was a real hoot.

captainobvious said...

"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. (and labeled by a Clinton staffer) Makes you feel good, doesn't it?"

Whacko said...

Hey! It's not like its rocket science!

Anonymous said...

Too baldly go were noo mann has goed befure...