Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Silky Pony One Three Shot


1. "I know what you mean, daddy. My butt hurts everytime Uncle Barney babysits."

2. Hypnotized by the young boy's ass, Silky Pony places fourth in the Tour de France.

3. And soon, there was nothing left of him but a bloody $400 haircut... and He Who Walks Behind the Corn was pleased.

Update: Demotivatorized!

Sourcr: Sondra K

12 comments:

Kevin Walker said...

Determined to bring Earth's CO2 level down, Silky Pony bikes to the Avalon Manor.

The Man said...

Edwards removed the seat to his bike, which he enjoyed. However Lance Armstrong later complained about the noise every time they hit a bump.

Jack Reacher said...

That old 50s movie on homosexuals sure was dated. For instance, they ride bicycles these days.

Submariner said...

No matter how hard he pedaled, John just couldn't seem to catch his dream.

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks. Just John Edwards still tryin' to be pedd'lin' hisself to the American people. Please to be movin' along.

Jonathan said...

Silky never should have hired the "Dukakis in the tank" guy for his photo-ops.

Submariner said...

♪Rollin' down that long, lonesome highway....♪

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

♪Gonna live life bi-ways.♪

captainobvious said...

"make sure my stylist is at the house when we get back, do you know what this helmet is going to do to my hair?"

ok, who photoshopped the training wheels off silkys bike?

Am I the only one who is surprised silky didnt wear spandex? Not that I am disappointed.

Wow Lance Armstrong; I knew your drugs keep you young but.....

Anonymous said...

(update for the 1950s film)
"What Jimmy didn't know was that the other cyclist was sick; a sickness that was not visible like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious; a sickness of the mind. You see, the other cyclist was a metrosexual: a man who acts like a homosexual, especially when it comes to his looks."

CJ said...

Well, pedal faster and the pedophile won't catch you.