Monday, July 23, 2007

Silky Pony, a Nappy Headed Ho, and the Target Rich Environment


1. "And over there is where we're building the row of $400 haircut salons." Silky Pony checks progress on his plan for rebuilding New Orleans.

2. "Maybe there's a 40,000 square foot house... over there!" Silky Pony searches desperately for suitable accommodations to oversee the Acorn havest.

3. These Acorn types Ghetto Dudes always know where to find the best booty bump connection , John Edwards chuckled to himself.

4. "No, there's no action in this rest area, Mr. Edwards. Try the one up on highway 15."

5. "You can pick up your 'Sexiest Woman Alive' Trophy over there, Mr. Edwards."

Best of curly
“I got more nuts than you, and I all I got is a t-shirt that says ACORN on it.”

Best of curly
“The Avalon Manor is three doors down, on the left.”

Best of Jack Reacher
"By golly, you're right, Jane. He ain't got no adams apple!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Livonia? It's about nine hundred miles that way, but let me warn you. Nobody from this America who's gone to that America has ever come back."

Best of Jack Reacher
"My auntie lives right there. She don't charge no $400 for a haircut. You should go see her. After all, she did my hair."

Best of Jonathan
"That? Oh, that's what is known in middle America as a 'minivan'."

Best of Jonathan
Edwards channels the spirit of Babe Ruth through Sheniqua Jackson.

Best of Jonathan
"Chippendales? It's over there, silky. Why you ask?"

Best of Submariner
Where can you "...get a dance with a ManBearPig..." with disco lights and confetti? Over there at Avalon Manor would be my first guess...

Best of captainobvious
"Wait Im channeling Marylin Monroe, yes she endorses me."

Best of sonicfrog
"Can A White Man Still Be Elected President?" Lets look at the score so far:
White Men = 43
All others = 0
I would say the answer is probably "YES".

Best of Jay Guevara
ORA: "Put your hands on your hips, stick your tush out ..."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Run, Forest, Run."




Best of Submariner
OK, strike a manly pose for the cover shot John. No; seriously... a MANLY pose... OK, we'll go with this.

HT :-) The Man

29 comments:

Double the U said...

Excuse me mam, I am a little lost, can you tell me where the "good" America starts? That is where I am from.

curly said...

“I got more nuts than you, and I all I got is a t-shirt that says ACORN on it.”

curly said...

“There’s two Americas, cracker; so you best be getting’ your candy a$$ on the other side of the street, for I whoop your a$$.”

wv:stduce...Saint Duce, the patron saint of folks who play poker as poorly as I do.

curly said...

”Nancy Pelosi’s over there at the cross burning.”

curly said...

Like a scrotum-less Oz creature on a quest, John Edwards asks the Acorn Princess where to find his nuts.

curly said...

“The Avalon Manor is three doors down, on the left.”

Rodney Dill said...

"I got your carbon-offset right over there, pretty boy."

Double the U said...

The dumb rap singing pretty white boy band reunion is over there.

CJ said...

"Emergency Room is over there. What the heck is a Lemmiwinks-ectomy?"

Jack Reacher said...

"By golly, you're right, Jane. He ain't got no adams apple!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Livonia? It's about nine hundred miles that way, but let me warn you. Nobody from this America who's gone to that America has ever come back."

Submariner said...

OK, strike a manly pose for the cover shot John. No; seriously... a MANLY pose... OK, we'll go with this.

Jack Reacher said...

"Over there. See? Senator Clinton pees standing up. Hey, wait, why are you running away?"

Submariner said...

The last one worked pretty well, mammy. Where should we go for THIS pandering photo op?

Jack Reacher said...

"My auntie lives right there. She don't charge no $400 for a haircut. You should go see her. After all, she did my hair."

Jonathan said...

"That? Oh, that's what is known in middle America as a 'minivan'."

Jonathan said...

Edwards channels the spirit of Babe Ruth through Sheniqua Jackson.

Jonathan said...

"Chippendales? It's over there, silky. Why you ask?"

Submariner said...

Where can you "...get a dance with a ManBearPig..." with disco lights and confetti? Over there at Avalon Manor would be my first guess...

Submariner said...

Cana White Man;
Dawn was intrigued...

Submariner said...

Sully filed a truth in advertising suit claiming Esquire's "What It Feels Like - Annual Almanac of Extreme Experience" title combined with John Edwards' picture led him to expect a totally different article.

captainobvious said...

"and as I stood there looking across the chasm"... "wait thats john kerrys speech"

singing: "I am woman, here me roar, with hair to great to ignore"

"doesnt my exfoliation make my skin sparkle?"

"I champion the poor, I am G_D, worship me.."

"Wait Im channeling Marylin Monroe, yes she endorses me."

lawhawk said...

Edwards: And those people over there?
Woman: Those people over there? They don't know you, and they don't care.

divine miss m said...

The man tol' us to go stand over there and the potatoes would be forthcomin'.

sonicfrog said...

"Can A White Man Still Be Elected President?" Lets look at the score so far:

White Men = 43
All others = 0

I would say the answer is probably "YES".

Jay Guevara said...

"And that's where we buried the last puny cracker mofo who came 'round here trying to kiss our ass."

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "Put your hands on your hips, stick your tush out ..."

Rodney Dill said...

"Run, Forest, Run."

Rodney Dill said...

I'm from the Government, I'm here to help.