Saturday, July 21, 2007

Saturday B*W Finish the Sentence... "Gee, Congressman Frank..."


1. "Gee, Congressman Frank. I bet Mark Foley never gave his pages full body naked backrubs."

2. "Gee, Congressman Frank. I'd'a never thought you could get a whole fist up in there."

3. "Gee, Congressman Frank, I had no idea your early sexual exploits were posted on Shorpy."

4. "Gee, Congressman Frank, I had no idea your buddies would pay extra for my undies if they had skid marks."

5. "Gee, Congressman Frank, I never met anyone who took vitamins A, Z, and T before."

6. "Gee, Congressman Frank, your friend Sully sure owns a lot of scary leather masks."

7. "Gee, Congressman Frank, you must be a really dedicated congressman to personally visit every middle school boys restroom in America to check for radon leakage."

8. "Gee, Congressman Frank, you're an even bigger pervert than Father Shanley."

9. "Gee, Congressman Frank, you were right. Girls undies *do*feel better."

10. "Gee, Congressman Frank, that milkshake you bought me is making me feel all tired and woozy."

Best of Submariner
"Gee, Congressman Frank, how far IS Avalon Manor?"

Best of Submariner
"Gee, Congressman Frank, what's a '3-way' and who is Johnny Weir?"

Best of Double the U
"Gee, Congressman Frank, why does your gear shifter look like a penis?"

Best of Double the U
"Gee, Congressman Frank, you're silly you forgot to zip up your pants."

Best of the doyle
"Gee, Congressman Frank, as you can see I sure do have a purty smile, and my faceless friend behind me has has his own talents as you can probably guess."

Best of curly
"Gee, Congressman Frank. You want to play a game where you pretend to be Sandy Berger with stolen classified documents stuffed in your underpants, and I’m supposed to be the Pollyannaish, affirmative-action, disadvantaged, sexually confused, anal-retentive, Johns Edwards supporting youth who performs the mandatory cavity search in all the wrong ways?”

Best of Jack Reacher
"Gee, Congressman Frank, Hillary's is bigger."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Gee, Congressman Frank, it looks like John Edwards dropped his business card hotel keys on the floor of your car."

Best of Double the U
"Gee, Congressman Frank, I knew if I wanted to be an intern for the government they would check me out, but are you sure they need nude pictures of me?"

Best of Kevin Walker
Gee, Congressman Frank, I believe your trying to seduce me!"

Best of Jonathan
"Gee, Congressman Frank, I don't understand why you've got a copy of Jim Webb's book here. No, I don't know anything about a 'Cambodian boy' treatment."

Best of Snarky one
Gee, Congressman Frank, can you tell me why I feel so Sullied?

For once, this is exactly what it looks like. The Whole Movie is Here, via Frank IBC

25 comments:

Double the U said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, a weekend fishing at your cabin in the woods sounds great."

Submariner said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, I don't think I'd look good in a pink feather boa."

Submariner said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, I don't like gladiator movies."

Submariner said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, how far IS Avalon Manor?"

Submariner said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, what's a '3-way' and who is Johnny Weir?"

Double the U said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, why does your gear shifter look like a penis?"

Double the U said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, you're silly you forgot to zip up your pants."

the doyle said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, as you can see I sure do have a purty smile, and my faceless friend behind me has has his own talents as you can probably guess."

curly said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank. I had no idea that the phrase ‘working down at the precinct’ meant the same thing as the phrase ‘pull down your pants’.”

curly said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank. You want to play a game where you pretend to be Sandy Berger with stolen classified documents stuffed in your underpants, and I’m supposed to be the Pollyannaish, affirmative-action, disadvantaged, sexually confused, anal-retentive, Johns Edwards supporting youth who performs the mandatory cavity search in all the wrong ways?”

Double the U said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, I can't believe my parents let me have a sleep over at your place on a school night, did you bring my pajamas?"

Kevin Walker said...

"Gee, COngressman Frank, I didn't know you were a 'Rump Ranger'."

Jack Reacher said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, Hillary's is bigger."

Jack Reacher said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, it looks like John Edwards dropped his business card on the floor of your car."

Kevin Walker said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, I didn't know they did pubes at hair salons."

Jay Guevara said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, I didn't know you were colon commando during the war."

Double the U said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, I knew if I wanted to be an intern for the government they would check me out, but are you sure they need nude pictures of me?"

Kevin Walker said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, I didn't know you like to participate in the 'Running of the Bulls'."

Kevin Walker said...

Gree, Congressman Frank, I believe your trying to seduce me!"

Kevin Walker said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, when you put it that way, Mark Foley did get a raw deal."

"Ge, Congressman Frank, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but where are my pants?

Jay Guevara said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, thanks for initiating me into the Democrat Party. Do I get a party membership card or something now?"

Jonathan said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, I don't understand why you've got a copy of Jim Webb's book here. No, I don't know anything about a 'Cambodian boy' treatment."

Snarky one said...

Congressman Frank, can you tell me why I feel so Sullied?

Kevin Walker said...

"Gee, Congressman Frank, you want me to go with you to see Johnny Weir? What team does he play for?"

"Gee, Congressman Frank, you have a sure-fire way of curing constipation?"

Anonymous said...

Gee Congressman Frank; this blogger is quite the homophobe. Everyone knows you're gay - not a pedophile!