Saturday, July 28, 2007

Retro Saturday's Best Picture Ever



1. "Michael, we'll never catch up with Lindsey Lohan if you don't stop posing with Gary."

2. Early concepts for Miami Vice were tweaked somewhat before the pilot was shot.

3. The promo shoot was ruined when Todd Bridges car-jacked K.I.T.T.

4. "Well guys, Mr. T is throwing a hissy-fit in his dressing room because someone forgot to put fresh rose petals in his toilet, so it's just going to be the two of you for the shoot."

5. ORA: "Hey Gary? Still leading disco dollies to a life of vice!"

Best of SnarkyOne
Gary Coleman and a Nappy Headed Hasselhoff.

Best of sonicfrog
"See Michael, this is what happens when you stick your dipstick into the female engine without covering it with a protective oil based accessory!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hey, Gary, let's go get some whiskey and cheeseburgers and call my kids."

Best of Wahcko
Gary Coleman gets ready to meet Mr. Fist for keying "Nappy-Headed Honkey' into K.I.T>T.'s new paint job.

Best of Submariner
Publicity still captured about one nanosecond before KITT ran over both, ending America's embarrassement.

Best of prince of leaves
He may have been sold off to a white-trash high-schooler, wrecked in a game of "chicken", restored with an inept Bondo job which promptly rusted out, and finally sold to a Beijing scrap dealer and melted down to make steel beams for a pedestrian bridge in Thailand, but KITT still had the more dignified post-Knight-Rider life than Coleman or Hasselhoff.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Let's go see if we can take Lindsay for another ride."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
K.I.T.T.: "Michael, I want you inside me. Again."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The first draft of "Lethal Weapon" "Tango & Cash" had to go through several modifications.

Best of curly
“I wish I knew how to KITT you.”

Best of curly
“Let’s get in the back seat and make an Obama cappuccino: half white, half black, lots of fluff and crème, shaken and stirred, superficial, with no meaning or substance.”

Best of sonicfrog
♫ But they got, Compression Strokes.
It takes, Compression Strokes.
It takes, Compression Strokes to move the world. ♫


- Timmah!

29 comments:

SnarkyOne said...

Gary Coleman and a Nappy Headed Hasselhoff.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

"See Michael, this is what happens when you stick your dipstick into the female engine without covering it with a protective oil based accessory!"

sonicfrog said...

"Dammit K.I.T.T!!! I'm not paying child support! You said you were on the pill!!!"

sonicfrog said...

A rare contribution from the Sonic-Mate: "Does Gary get a turbo-booster seat?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey, Gary, let's go get some whiskey and cheeseburgers and call my kids."

Jack Reacher said...

Dave: Some day I'll be huge in Europe.
Gary: Right, and some day I'll be huge. Idiot.

Wahcko said...

Gary Coleman gets ready to meet Mr. Fist for keying "Nappy-Headed Honkey' into K.I.T>T.'s new paint job.

Submariner said...

Publicity still captured about one nanosecond before KITT ran over both, ending America's embarrassement.

Submariner said...

Excuse me Michael, but it appears you dropped your feces in the street. Please clean that up before I roll a Firestone through it.

prince of leaves said...

He may have been sold off to a white-trash high-schooler, wrecked in a game of "chicken", restored with an inept Bondo job which promptly rusted out, and finally sold to a Beijing scrap dealer and melted down to make steel beams for a pedestrian bridge in Thailand, but KITT still had the more dignified post-Knight-Rider life than Coleman or Hasselhoff.

Brian_in_MA said...

"Whut'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Let's go see if we can take Lindsay for another ride."

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh oh, better get flake-O"

Double the U said...

Careful Michael, my sensors indicate Gary is planning on sticking his thumb up your bum.

Double the U said...

I see in the background there are illegal aliens doing the acting jobs Americans don't want to do.

Son Of The Godfather said...

K.I.T.T.: "Michael, I want you inside me. Again."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The first draft of "Lethal Weapon" had to go through several modifications.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

So what do you say, Gary? Does KITT does give the tightest tailpipe ever, or not?

Submariner said...

So Michael. Do you two want to just get in the back seat and have me drive you to Avalon Manor?

curly said...

“On to the treadmill, little monkey.”

curly said...

“I wish I knew how to KITT you.”

curly said...

“Let’s get in the back seat and make an Obama cappuccino: half white, half black, lots of fluff and crème, shaken and stirred, superficial, with no meaning or substance.”

divine miss m said...

Wish I'd heeded the warning about that brown acid; the flashbacks are the absolute PITS.

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫ Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for Dawn.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world. ♫

Son Of The Godfather said...

One would go on to fame and fortune on Baywatch.
The other would become a security guard on night watch.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Germans love "The Hoff"?... For his "singing"?!?... I knew we should have finished them off after they bombed Pearl Harbor.

sonicfrog said...

♫ But they got, Compression Strokes.
It takes, Compression Strokes.
It takes, Compression Strokes to move the world. ♫