Tuesday, July 31, 2007

OOOOO Momma


1. "Here, let me adjust those for you."

2. "Your boobs are powerless against my combover."

3. "Quiet or His Royal Highness Spank."

4. "No time for the old in-out today, love. I've just come to read the meter."

5. "How 'bout I get in my knickers and get knackered playing with your knockers."

Best of Whacko
"Yes, your highness, they are real and they are spectacular!"

Best of jeff
"Thank you Your Highness - your ears are very large too!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
What the hell is Major General Hank Landry doing in that line, and who's watching Stargate Command?!?

Best of Van Helsing
"It's quite all right. I'm an expert in inspecting organic melons."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Just checking to make sure she's not a Fembot. She's not a Fembot."

Best of andthenblammo!
"So, 'ow are we fixed for tampons, luv? I'm available!"

Best of curly
“How would you like to make a two-headed, four legged humping beast with a big eared, latent homosexual, Islamofacist sympathizing Royal who would give up a chance for the throne in order to repeatedly boff a woman who makes Cindy Sheehag look like Pamela from Atlas Shrugged?”

Best of curly
“Princess Di let me handle hers – once.”

Best of Rodney Dill
Royal Purple Nurple

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yesss my Pressscioussss, we mussst have them."

Best of sonicfrog
"...It's good to be the King in waiting...."

Best of Submariner
So, I've handled your medals, pet; how'd you like to fondle the crown jewels?

Best of jbinnout
"Once a king, always a king, but once a knight's enough."
"That's amusing, sir."

HT: Whacko

45 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"You know, dear, Senator Kerry warned you that if you didn't stay in school, you'd never make it as a Thursday Babe on Caption This."

Jack Reacher said...

"Blimey! I finally know what the rolling hills of England means!"

Whacko said...

"Yes, your highness, they are real and they are spectacular!"

jeff said...

"Thank you Your Highness - your ears are very large too!"

CJ said...

"Wanna see a puppet show?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Excrutiating... Pain... Pierced... Nipple... Must... Maintain... Smile..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Things that sound way dirtier than they should:
Man, I'd dive into her foxhole, lickity split!

Son Of The Godfather said...

What the hell is Major General Hank Landry doing in that line, and who's watching Stargate Command?!?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"They... should have sent... a poet..."

racerboy said...

Hold on, wait, no, it's not quite straight, here, let me fix that for you...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"They're like Camilla's, except they're not touching the ground."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Care to see the Royal Scepter?"

Van Helsing said...

"It's quite all right. I'm an expert in inspecting organic melons."

andthenblammo! said...

(thinks to himself):
Roight, I grab these jubblies, and Mum will cut me allowance down to two bob a' week, torch me biodiesel Jaguar, and abdicate in favor of Sir Elton John. Bloody hell, it's worth it!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Just checking to make sure she's not a Fembot. She's not a Fembot."

andthenblammo! said...

"So wot's all this I've been 'earing about the Royal Army's equipment being sub-standard? Looks top-notch to me!"

andthenblammo! said...

"So, 'ow are we fixed for tampons, luv? I'm available!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Big Monty Python fan, luv? Ever see the 'Dirty Vicar' sketch? Goes somewhat like this......"

andthenblammo! said...

"Kobe, I'm open!"

curly said...

“How would you like to make a two-headed, four legged humping beast with a big eared, latent homosexual, Islamofacist sympathizing Royal who would give up a chance for the throne in order to repeatedly boff a woman who makes Cindy Sheehag look like Pamela from Atlas Shrugged?”

curly said...

“Princess Di let me handle hers – once.”

curly said...

“May I borrow these for a moment?”

curly said...

“”You would be perfect for BOOBS NOT BUMS, but they then wouldn’t let me in to see you.”

curly said...

“I know my tastes in women are unusual, but I am the Prince of Whales.”

sixdegreesofblondness said...

"Just checking to see if they're more than one BSH, my dear..."

Gotta give proper credit for the inspiration :-)

SnarkyOne said...

"Allow me to show you how we polished the brass at Sandhurst, m'dear."

Rodney Dill said...

Royal Purple Nurple

Rodney Dill said...

"Keeping more stiff than just the upper lip, I see Sir."

Rodney Dill said...

"... actually Bouncing Betty is a type of land mine, Sir."

Rodney Dill said...

Charles: "uh, Camilla who?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Yesss my Pressscioussss, we mussst have them."

Anonymous said...

sdob:
The scientist was found beaten to death in the UT parking lot shortly after his presentation.

That was totally hysterical, thanks. May I suggest, however, the BSM in more than a mouthful is a waste?

Anonymous said...

PS: how's the tampon situation, I'm available was pretty good too!

Between the two, I think I have a hernia.

sonicfrog said...

"...It's good to be the King in waiting...."

sonicfrog said...

Oh, those are a fine pair - so young and splendid!

(I just had to use the word "splendid" in at least one caption - it's SOOOO English!))

sonicfrog said...

♫ Don't you fondle my girlfriend
Shes the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot ♫

Submariner said...

Yes, sir; ONLY Tony Blair may touch them.

Submariner said...

My favorite - Cheery O's...

Submariner said...

BBC.Cameras.Rolling...Must.Not.Touch.

Submariner said...

Knowing he'd NEVER have a chance with a THB, Goofus goes for the gold on Tuesday.
(She only broke 5 of his fingers and 3 of his ribs.)

Submariner said...

Galant admired her combat awards from a respectful distance. Goofus claimed he was blind and needed to "see them by touch."

Submariner said...

So, I've handled your medals, pet; how'd you like to fondle the crown jewels?

jbinnout said...

"Once a king, always a king, but once a knight's enough."

"That's amusing, sir."

divine miss m said...

"Just close your eyes and think of England."

Submariner said...

Huh? Don't tribble yerse'f a'tall miss. 'Tis jus' the way the bonnie Crown Prince "Vogues."