1. "Here, let me adjust those for you."
2. "Your boobs are powerless against my combover."
3. "Quiet or His Royal Highness Spank."
4. "No time for the old in-out today, love. I've just come to read the meter."
5. "How 'bout I get in my knickers and get knackered playing with your knockers."
Best of Whacko
"Yes, your highness, they are real and they are spectacular!"
Best of jeff
"Thank you Your Highness - your ears are very large too!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
What the hell is Major General Hank Landry doing in that line, and who's watching Stargate Command?!?
Best of Van Helsing
"It's quite all right. I'm an expert in inspecting organic melons."
Best of andthenblammo!
"Just checking to make sure she's not a Fembot. She's not a Fembot."
Best of andthenblammo!
"So, 'ow are we fixed for tampons, luv? I'm available!"
Best of curly
“How would you like to make a two-headed, four legged humping beast with a big eared, latent homosexual, Islamofacist sympathizing Royal who would give up a chance for the throne in order to repeatedly boff a woman who makes Cindy Sheehag look like Pamela from Atlas Shrugged?”
Best of curly
“Princess Di let me handle hers – once.”
Best of Rodney Dill
Royal Purple Nurple
Best of Rodney Dill
"Yesss my Pressscioussss, we mussst have them."
Best of sonicfrog
"...It's good to be the King in waiting...."
Best of Submariner
So, I've handled your medals, pet; how'd you like to fondle the crown jewels?
Best of jbinnout
"Once a king, always a king, but once a knight's enough."
"That's amusing, sir."
HT: Whacko
45 comments:
"You know, dear, Senator Kerry warned you that if you didn't stay in school, you'd never make it as a Thursday Babe on Caption This."
"Blimey! I finally know what the rolling hills of England means!"
"Yes, your highness, they are real and they are spectacular!"
"Thank you Your Highness - your ears are very large too!"
"Wanna see a puppet show?"
"Excrutiating... Pain... Pierced... Nipple... Must... Maintain... Smile..."
Things that sound way dirtier than they should:
Man, I'd dive into her foxhole, lickity split!
What the hell is Major General Hank Landry doing in that line, and who's watching Stargate Command?!?
"They... should have sent... a poet..."
Hold on, wait, no, it's not quite straight, here, let me fix that for you...
"They're like Camilla's, except they're not touching the ground."
"Care to see the Royal Scepter?"
"It's quite all right. I'm an expert in inspecting organic melons."
(thinks to himself):
Roight, I grab these jubblies, and Mum will cut me allowance down to two bob a' week, torch me biodiesel Jaguar, and abdicate in favor of Sir Elton John. Bloody hell, it's worth it!"
"Just checking to make sure she's not a Fembot. She's not a Fembot."
"So wot's all this I've been 'earing about the Royal Army's equipment being sub-standard? Looks top-notch to me!"
"So, 'ow are we fixed for tampons, luv? I'm available!"
"Big Monty Python fan, luv? Ever see the 'Dirty Vicar' sketch? Goes somewhat like this......"
"Kobe, I'm open!"
“How would you like to make a two-headed, four legged humping beast with a big eared, latent homosexual, Islamofacist sympathizing Royal who would give up a chance for the throne in order to repeatedly boff a woman who makes Cindy Sheehag look like Pamela from Atlas Shrugged?”
“Princess Di let me handle hers – once.”
“May I borrow these for a moment?”
“”You would be perfect for BOOBS NOT BUMS, but they then wouldn’t let me in to see you.”
“I know my tastes in women are unusual, but I am the Prince of Whales.”
"Just checking to see if they're more than one BSH, my dear..."
Gotta give proper credit for the inspiration :-)
"Allow me to show you how we polished the brass at Sandhurst, m'dear."
Royal Purple Nurple
"Keeping more stiff than just the upper lip, I see Sir."
"... actually Bouncing Betty is a type of land mine, Sir."
Charles: "uh, Camilla who?"
"Yesss my Pressscioussss, we mussst have them."
sdob:
The scientist was found beaten to death in the UT parking lot shortly after his presentation.
That was totally hysterical, thanks. May I suggest, however, the BSM in more than a mouthful is a waste?
PS: how's the tampon situation, I'm available was pretty good too!
Between the two, I think I have a hernia.
"...It's good to be the King in waiting...."
Oh, those are a fine pair - so young and splendid!
(I just had to use the word "splendid" in at least one caption - it's SOOOO English!))
♫ Don't you fondle my girlfriend
Shes the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot ♫
Yes, sir; ONLY Tony Blair may touch them.
My favorite - Cheery O's...
BBC.Cameras.Rolling...Must.Not.Touch.
Knowing he'd NEVER have a chance with a THB, Goofus goes for the gold on Tuesday.
(She only broke 5 of his fingers and 3 of his ribs.)
Galant admired her combat awards from a respectful distance. Goofus claimed he was blind and needed to "see them by touch."
So, I've handled your medals, pet; how'd you like to fondle the crown jewels?
"Once a king, always a king, but once a knight's enough."
"That's amusing, sir."
"Just close your eyes and think of England."
Huh? Don't tribble yerse'f a'tall miss. 'Tis jus' the way the bonnie Crown Prince "Vogues."
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