Friday, July 20, 2007

One Butt, Two Butt, Red Butt, Um, White Butt

1. San Fran Starbucks have the most avant garde latte dispensers.

2. "Every Glory Hole is taken. I hate tourist season in Provincetown."

3. "Rectum? No, shoved their f***in' heads through the wall! F***in' mimes!"

4. John Edwards' massive estate includes a private "meditation garden" with custom-made statuary.

5. Why? Because Sully thought Garden Gnomes were tacky and provincial, that's why.

Best of The Man
Oh yea, they stopped squirming once the concrete settled.

Best of Jack Reacher
House and Senate Democrats unveil their strategy for facing terrorism.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Interesting bike racks.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Q: What do you get when you mix a Push-me-pull-you with a malfunctioning transporter?

Best of the doyle
The outside of the Karova Milk Bar provided free lemonade and chocolate milk. Needless to say it didn't attract as many droogs.

Best of sonicfrog
"Look, THIS is EXACTLY why you should NEVER let Superman go to Tijuana when he's under the influence of red kryptonite!"

Best of sonicfrog
Sheila and Nancy really got plastered last night.

Best of Submariner
Johnny Weir looked at the red pumps with white pantyhose and just collapsed in the corner, sobbing...

Best of Submariner
Dear boyfriend,
Thought of you twice this afternoon.
Love, Andrew

Best of evariste
Captain Kirk is gonna love this planet.

Best of Silhouette
All and all, you're just another brick in the wall.

H/T: Silhouette
from Yahoo News/Ass Press

33 comments:

The Man said...

Oh yea, they stopped squirming once the concrete settled.

Jack Reacher said...

House and Senate Democrats unveil their strategy for facing terrorism.

Jack Reacher said...

The Tijuana side of the border fence looks very different from the U.S. side.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Interesting bike racks.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Q: What do you get when you mix a Push-me-pull-you with a malfunctioning transporter?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"What do you see, Doris?"
"Nothin' much... Just Heather Graham skewered to the wall with pipes... you?"
"Just some guy propped up against the far wall with a broom up his butt."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Some questions are better left unanswered... For instance: Where is Submariner, and just what is that liquid on the ground?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Somethin' smells fishy here.

the doyle said...

The outside of the Karova Milk Bar provided free lemonade and chocolate milk. Needless to say it didn't attract as many droogs.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"

sonicfrog said...

Nailed 'er Good!!!

sonicfrog said...

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I mean what else are you gonna do when you've got your heads stuck in a wall. I'm just glad it wasn't #2.

sonicfrog said...

"Look, THIS is EXACTLY why you should NEVER let Superman go to Tijuana when he's under the influence of red kryptonite!"

sonicfrog said...

Outdoor dining at the new restaurant "Butters" is, for obvious reasons, not recommended.

sonicfrog said...

Keeping waitresses on staff at "Butters" was not the problem. Getting them to actually do any work, well, that proved to be a bit more difficult.

sonicfrog said...

Why his staff never lets Bill Clinton visit Provincetown!

sonicfrog said...

After Iceman dumped her, a shattered and heartbroken Kitty Pride quit the academy and headed to Tijuana to get reacquainted with her strung-out hooker mother, Lioness. Now look what's become of her. Are you happy now, Ice?

sonicfrog said...

Sheila and Nancy really got plastered last night.

sonicfrog said...

There really should be a law against this kind of thing.

sonicfrog said...

Sure it sucks to be plastered into a wall. They should just thank their luck stars it isn't a garage door!!!

sonicfrog said...

We all know the joke about the two bagger... well, sometimes bags just aren't enough.

captainobvious said...

I dont know whats worse, getting your head encased in concreate or someone coming up and giving you a wedgie while your in that position.

government funded art at its finest

"well it could have been a cross in a jar full of piss"

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir looked at the red pumps with white pantyhose and just collapsed in the corner, sobbing...

sonicfrog said...

"Uhm, I think her water broke..."

♫ She's a Brick --- House... ♫
"Patric, that was one HELL of a bachelor party!"

♫ I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone... ♫

"Whilst competing for both the assistant position and affections of Mr. Houdini, Ruth and Ida found themselves in a bit of a pickle."

"Wow, talk about pathetic! Presented with this opportunity, Jason STILL couldn't get laid!!!"

OK. I think I finally hit a brick wall on this one.

Anonymous said...

They're building another one in Enumclaw.

....you don't wanna know.....

arf

Submariner said...

In the Castro District, it's normally the guy who DIDN'T bend over in his thong that begins to turn to stone...

Submariner said...

Dear boyfriend,
Thought of you twice this afternoon.
Love, Andrew

Submariner said...

ORA:

I grant your request for death. Death by bunga-bunga!

Submariner said...

Hannity and Colmes opine on the state of the nation.

evariste said...

Captain Kirk is gonna love this planet.

Silhouette said...

All and all, you're just another brick in the wall.

Anonymous said...

Nothing to see here folks. Just Chairman Arafat's former bodyguards showing off their customary "uniforms" and positions.