1. San Fran Starbucks have the most avant garde latte dispensers.2. "Every Glory Hole is taken. I hate tourist season in Provincetown."
3. "Rectum? No, shoved their f***in' heads through the wall! F***in' mimes!"
4. John Edwards' massive estate includes a private "meditation garden" with custom-made statuary.
5. Why? Because Sully thought Garden Gnomes were tacky and provincial, that's why.
Best of The Man
Oh yea, they stopped squirming once the concrete settled.
Best of Jack Reacher
House and Senate Democrats unveil their strategy for facing terrorism.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Interesting bike racks.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Q: What do you get when you mix a Push-me-pull-you with a malfunctioning transporter?
Best of the doyle
The outside of the Karova Milk Bar provided free lemonade and chocolate milk. Needless to say it didn't attract as many droogs.
Best of sonicfrog
"Look, THIS is EXACTLY why you should NEVER let Superman go to Tijuana when he's under the influence of red kryptonite!"
Best of sonicfrog
Sheila and Nancy really got plastered last night.
Best of Submariner
Johnny Weir looked at the red pumps with white pantyhose and just collapsed in the corner, sobbing...
Best of Submariner
Dear boyfriend,
Thought of you twice this afternoon.
Love, Andrew
Best of evariste
Captain Kirk is gonna love this planet.
Best of Silhouette
All and all, you're just another brick in the wall.
H/T: Silhouette
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Oh yea, they stopped squirming once the concrete settled.
House and Senate Democrats unveil their strategy for facing terrorism.
The Tijuana side of the border fence looks very different from the U.S. side.
Interesting bike racks.
Q: What do you get when you mix a Push-me-pull-you with a malfunctioning transporter?
"What do you see, Doris?"
"Nothin' much... Just Heather Graham skewered to the wall with pipes... you?"
"Just some guy propped up against the far wall with a broom up his butt."
Some questions are better left unanswered... For instance: Where is Submariner, and just what is that liquid on the ground?
Somethin' smells fishy here.
The outside of the Karova Milk Bar provided free lemonade and chocolate milk. Needless to say it didn't attract as many droogs.
"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"
Nailed 'er Good!!!
Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. I mean what else are you gonna do when you've got your heads stuck in a wall. I'm just glad it wasn't #2.
"Look, THIS is EXACTLY why you should NEVER let Superman go to Tijuana when he's under the influence of red kryptonite!"
Outdoor dining at the new restaurant "Butters" is, for obvious reasons, not recommended.
Keeping waitresses on staff at "Butters" was not the problem. Getting them to actually do any work, well, that proved to be a bit more difficult.
Why his staff never lets Bill Clinton visit Provincetown!
After Iceman dumped her, a shattered and heartbroken Kitty Pride quit the academy and headed to Tijuana to get reacquainted with her strung-out hooker mother, Lioness. Now look what's become of her. Are you happy now, Ice?
Sheila and Nancy really got plastered last night.
There really should be a law against this kind of thing.
Sure it sucks to be plastered into a wall. They should just thank their luck stars it isn't a garage door!!!
We all know the joke about the two bagger... well, sometimes bags just aren't enough.
I dont know whats worse, getting your head encased in concreate or someone coming up and giving you a wedgie while your in that position.
government funded art at its finest
"well it could have been a cross in a jar full of piss"
Johnny Weir looked at the red pumps with white pantyhose and just collapsed in the corner, sobbing...
"Uhm, I think her water broke..."
♫ She's a Brick --- House... ♫
"Patric, that was one HELL of a bachelor party!"
♫ I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone... ♫
"Whilst competing for both the assistant position and affections of Mr. Houdini, Ruth and Ida found themselves in a bit of a pickle."
"Wow, talk about pathetic! Presented with this opportunity, Jason STILL couldn't get laid!!!"
OK. I think I finally hit a brick wall on this one.
They're building another one in Enumclaw.
....you don't wanna know.....
arf
In the Castro District, it's normally the guy who DIDN'T bend over in his thong that begins to turn to stone...
Dear boyfriend,
Thought of you twice this afternoon.
Love, Andrew
ORA:
I grant your request for death. Death by bunga-bunga!
Hannity and Colmes opine on the state of the nation.
Captain Kirk is gonna love this planet.
All and all, you're just another brick in the wall.
Nothing to see here folks. Just Chairman Arafat's former bodyguards showing off their customary "uniforms" and positions.
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