Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Old, Fat Hippie Douchebags


1. "What do you mean I'm not the Biggest Freak in the Universe! I demand a recount!"

2. The Year is 2045, and Al Gore III announces his candidacy for Governor of California, representing the conservative wing of La Partida Socialista Democratica Clintonista. (fomerly, the Democrats)

3. A Code Pink demonstrator gamely soldiers on after the "jackbooted thugs" at the TSA confiscated her estrogen.

4. "No, seriously, let Mt Tiger Pez Dispenser explain why Ron Paul is the only candidate who can save us from Fascism."

5. "OK, Moonray, let me enlighten you as to the major flaw in your plan to sue Elton John for child support."

6. "Do I make you horny, baby?"

Best of Rodney Dill
National Geographic - The Jackalope was once the scourge of the west, until cross breeding with San Francisco liberals created the Jackadope

Best of Double the U
Sad part is that he is leaving, he has been kicked out for being too much of a main stream conformist.

Best of Submariner
Green Party. Why?

Best of andthenblammo!
With a disguise like that, no wonder we've never found Osama bin Laden!

Best of The Man
Why yes, I am looking for the YearlySullivan festival. How did you know?

Best of The Man
John Edwards said this outfit brought out my eyes.

Best of Capt. Queeg
Santa Claus' thought bubble: "This is the last time I book with Vacations2Go.com."

Best of Submariner
Dr. Neil Clark Warren took one look, and refunded the money without comment.

Best of Jack Reacher
My pink tiger talisman wards off evil spirits, negative energy, and showers.

Best of Jack Reacher
"It's a bro!"
"No, it's a manssiere!"
"Bro!"
"Manssiere!"

Best of sonicfrog
Michael Moore's parents will be make an appearance in the new biographical documentary "Weirdo!".

Best of curly
Leon Russell found it liberating to be the opening act Elton John.

Best o' Cybrludite
CapThis-Libs!: (Regular's Name), your (Formal Social Event)-date is here!

Best of Van Helsing
Shrillary's candidate for Secretary of Defense shows he means business with his compact but powerful tiger squirt pistol.

Best of Submariner
Special agent Q decided the "Noisy Cricket" wasn't for him/her and went with the "Peaceful Pussy" instead.

Hat Tip: Divine the Miss M.

31 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

National Geographic - The Jackalope was once the scourge of the west, until cross breeding with San Francisco liberals created the Jackadope

Double the U said...

Sad part is that he is leaving, he has been kicked out for being too much of a main stream conformist.

Submariner said...

"Vibrators with 'rabbits' are for wimps..."
Sully had found his dream girl.

Submariner said...

How did I get like this? I walked into the White House bathroom in '98 and saw Hillary standing at the urinal...

Submariner said...

All your pretty, pretty boys are belong to us.

Submariner said...

Green Party. Why?

divine miss m said...

Few people know know that the inspiration for Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song" is still alive and well, living in Enumclaw.

andthenblammo! said...

"Next on 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy': The Ultimate Challenge!"

andthenblammo! said...

With a disguise like that, no wonder we've never found Osama bin Laden!

The Man said...

Why yes, I am looking for the YearlySullivan festival. How did you know?

The Man said...

John Edwards said this outfit brought out my eyes.

The Man said...

Tin foil was so 2004. These deer antlers are the only way to keep Karl Rove from reading my thoughts.

The Man said...

My CNN/YouTube candidate question revolves around using the gold standard to prop up the fail...just kidding, is Bush stupid?

Capt. Queeg said...

Santa Claus' thought bubble: "This is the last time I book with Vacations2Go.com."

Submariner said...

Bravo company always thought it was a little strange when Mike's tattoo said "Dad" rather than "Mom."

Submariner said...

Dr. Neil Clark Warren took one look, and refunded the money without comment.

Anonymous said...

ORA?
Zombie!! Is that you?

jeff said...

Proof positive that PT Barnum had a valid point.

Jack Reacher said...

My pink tiger talisman wards off evil spirits, negative energy, and showers.

Jack Reacher said...

Former U.S. ambassador and international gadfly Joe Wilson now wears a disguise when out in public. "The Bush administration can have my tiger when they pry it from my cold, dead, effete fingers," he cried.

Jack Reacher said...

"It's a bro!"
"No, it's a manssiere!"
"Bro!"
"Manssiere!"

duke of red said...

Wow, Michael Moore looks good now that he's lost all that weight.

metalgarth said...

If aging Deadheads in drag attempting to perform Wagner in the park isn't a sign of the coming apocalypse, I don't know what is.

sonicfrog said...

Cindy Sheehan holds her first "Town Hall" rally.

sonicfrog said...

Michael Moore's parents will be make an appearance in the new biographical documentary "Weirdo!".

the paperboy said...

Hey, even the transgendered trans-specied have the right to keep and bear pink plastic tigers. But if he bares anything else, I'm outa here.

curly said...

Leon Russell found it liberating to be the opening act Elton John.

Cybrludite said...

CapThis-Libs!

(Regular's Name), your (Formal Social Event)-date is here!

Rodney Dill said...

The years have not been good to Janet Reno.

Van Helsing said...

Shrillary's candidate for Secretary of Defense shows he means business with his compact but powerful tiger squirt pistol.

Submariner said...

Shim in Fuschia special agent Q decided the "Noisy Cricket" wasn't for him/er and went with the "Peaceful Pussy" instead.