1. "What do you mean I'm not the Biggest Freak in the Universe! I demand a recount!"
2. The Year is 2045, and Al Gore III announces his candidacy for Governor of California, representing the conservative wing of La Partida Socialista Democratica Clintonista. (fomerly, the Democrats)
3. A Code Pink demonstrator gamely soldiers on after the "jackbooted thugs" at the TSA confiscated her estrogen.
4. "No, seriously, let Mt Tiger Pez Dispenser explain why Ron Paul is the only candidate who can save us from Fascism."
5. "OK, Moonray, let me enlighten you as to the major flaw in your plan to sue Elton John for child support."
6. "Do I make you horny, baby?"
Best of Rodney Dill
National Geographic - The Jackalope was once the scourge of the west, until cross breeding with San Francisco liberals created the Jackadope
Best of Double the U
Sad part is that he is leaving, he has been kicked out for being too much of a main stream conformist.
Best of Submariner
Green Party. Why?
Best of andthenblammo!
With a disguise like that, no wonder we've never found Osama bin Laden!
Best of The Man
Why yes, I am looking for the YearlySullivan festival. How did you know?
Best of The Man
John Edwards said this outfit brought out my eyes.
Best of Capt. Queeg
Santa Claus' thought bubble: "This is the last time I book with Vacations2Go.com."
Best of Submariner
Dr. Neil Clark Warren took one look, and refunded the money without comment.
Best of Jack Reacher
My pink tiger talisman wards off evil spirits, negative energy, and showers.
Best of Jack Reacher
"It's a bro!"
"No, it's a manssiere!"
"Bro!"
"Manssiere!"
Best of sonicfrog
Michael Moore's parents will be make an appearance in the new biographical documentary "Weirdo!".
Best of curly
Leon Russell found it liberating to be the opening act Elton John.
Best o' Cybrludite
CapThis-Libs!: (Regular's Name), your (Formal Social Event)-date is here!
Best of Van Helsing
Shrillary's candidate for Secretary of Defense shows he means business with his compact but powerful tiger squirt pistol.
Best of Submariner
Special agent Q decided the "Noisy Cricket" wasn't for him/her and went with the "Peaceful Pussy" instead.
Hat Tip: Divine the Miss M.
31 comments:
National Geographic - The Jackalope was once the scourge of the west, until cross breeding with San Francisco liberals created the Jackadope
Sad part is that he is leaving, he has been kicked out for being too much of a main stream conformist.
"Vibrators with 'rabbits' are for wimps..."
Sully had found his dream girl.
How did I get like this? I walked into the White House bathroom in '98 and saw Hillary standing at the urinal...
All your pretty, pretty boys are belong to us.
Green Party. Why?
Few people know know that the inspiration for Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song" is still alive and well, living in Enumclaw.
"Next on 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy': The Ultimate Challenge!"
With a disguise like that, no wonder we've never found Osama bin Laden!
Why yes, I am looking for the YearlySullivan festival. How did you know?
John Edwards said this outfit brought out my eyes.
Tin foil was so 2004. These deer antlers are the only way to keep Karl Rove from reading my thoughts.
My CNN/YouTube candidate question revolves around using the gold standard to prop up the fail...just kidding, is Bush stupid?
Santa Claus' thought bubble: "This is the last time I book with Vacations2Go.com."
Bravo company always thought it was a little strange when Mike's tattoo said "Dad" rather than "Mom."
Dr. Neil Clark Warren took one look, and refunded the money without comment.
ORA?
Zombie!! Is that you?
Proof positive that PT Barnum had a valid point.
My pink tiger talisman wards off evil spirits, negative energy, and showers.
Former U.S. ambassador and international gadfly Joe Wilson now wears a disguise when out in public. "The Bush administration can have my tiger when they pry it from my cold, dead, effete fingers," he cried.
"It's a bro!"
"No, it's a manssiere!"
"Bro!"
"Manssiere!"
Wow, Michael Moore looks good now that he's lost all that weight.
If aging Deadheads in drag attempting to perform Wagner in the park isn't a sign of the coming apocalypse, I don't know what is.
Cindy Sheehan holds her first "Town Hall" rally.
Michael Moore's parents will be make an appearance in the new biographical documentary "Weirdo!".
Hey, even the transgendered trans-specied have the right to keep and bear pink plastic tigers. But if he bares anything else, I'm outa here.
Leon Russell found it liberating to be the opening act Elton John.
CapThis-Libs!
(Regular's Name), your (Formal Social Event)-date is here!
The years have not been good to Janet Reno.
Shrillary's candidate for Secretary of Defense shows he means business with his compact but powerful tiger squirt pistol.
Shim in Fuschia special agent Q decided the "Noisy Cricket" wasn't for him/er and went with the "Peaceful Pussy" instead.
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