Tuesday, July 17, 2007

OK, Now You Can Impeach Him

1. "Thanks for the Ugly-Ass shoes, Juice."

2. President Cheney would soon take office thanks to high-crimes against fashion and a style misdemeanor. John Edwards led the impeachment proceedings, channeling the spirit of Liz Claiborne.

3. I don't know if I'm bothered more by the black socks or by the marijuana leaf emblem.

4. His latest approval ratings? The number of Republican Senators who still support the war? The miles of border fence he actually intends to build? It could mean anything.

5. "Just trying to demonstrate my point that 'Valet Parking' is another job gringos shouldn't do."

Best of lawhawk
What Not To Wear: CinC Edition

Best of metalgarth
"Heil Myself"

Best of Jack Reacher
That third leg in the photo is just creepy, and by using the term "third leg" I've guaranteed V the K many, many search hits.

Best of Silhouette
A "Barney the dog" hat, presidential seal on his socks...Dubya dressed out of the White House gift shop today.

Best of the paperboy
Great. Photoshoping some crocs, black socks and chicken legs on the president, expecting us all to abandon the mission in the eleventh hour. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Traitors.

Best of the paperboy
IM IN UR DRIVWA WERIN UR CROX DRIVIN UR STUPID CO2 SPUIN SUV

Best of sonicfrog
Forget the shoes. Those are "Raiders" socks! Yep. Impeach!!!

Best of captainobvious
"sir your not gonna go chop wood in that.. are you?"


Hat Tip Evariste

15 comments:

lawhawk said...

What Not To Wear: CinC Edition

metalgarth said...

"Heil Myself"

duke of red said...

Bush would be judged harshly in history, not by his War in Iraq, but the Crocs that he Wore.

Jack Reacher said...

President Bush warns the guys from that Queer Eye show to keep back, because he's comfortable with his fashion choices.

Jack Reacher said...

That third leg in the photo is just creepy, and by using the term "third leg" I've guaranteed V the K many, many search hits.

Jack Reacher said...

"Gonna put on some giant gloves now. Meet me at the airport."

Silhouette said...

A "Barney the dog" hat, presidential seal on his socks...Dubya dressed out of the White House gift shop today.

divine miss m said...

Johnny Weir burst into tears and began hyperventilating as soon as he saw this outfit.

The Man said...

After seeing this picture, Sully switched back to the Republican party. It was worse off than he thought.

The Man said...

"Hey HillDog, what is Edwards pointing at"?

the paperboy said...

Great. Photoshoping some crocs, black socks and chicken legs on the president, expecting us all to abandon the mission in the eleventh hour. Read his story. Educate yourselves. Traitors.

the paperboy said...

I may have momentarily believed the conspiracy theories, but I refuse to believe he'd dress like THAT.

Oh, he's just flaunting his right to veto despite protests.

the paperboy said...

IM IN UR DRIVWA WERIN UR CROX DRIVIN UR STUPID CO2 SPUIN SUV

sonicfrog said...

Forget the shoes. Those are "Raiders" socks! Yep. Impeach!!!

captainobvious said...

Nothing says county like the old snap button down shirt

"see I told you the albanians didnt get my watch, but the shoes are another story"

"sir your not gonna go chop wood in that.. are you?"