Thursday, July 19, 2007

Mystique, Mystique's Knockers, and Kangaroo Jack


Best of Divine Miss M: "Yes sir, they're the best money could buy, guaranteed to feel lifelike!"
- From PMSNBC

1. "See, I told you it was cold in here."

2. "Oh, yeah. They are real. And they are spectacular."

3. A B-List Actor and some C-Cups.

4. I think the reason she's mislabeled 'Pontiac' as because of the sporty headlights.

5. "So, Mr. O'Connell, what first attracted you to Mrs. O'Connell?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Mr O'Connell, What would you say is the real secret behind Mystique's appeal?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA: Quinn Mallory decides he likes this dimension just fine.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA: Would the inhabitants of Joe's apartment accept her?

Best of lawhawk
All I learned about physics came from Sliders, but those... those defy gravity baby!

Best of Jack Reacher
When asked why he dates his girlfriend, Gallant always brings up her charm, wit, and loving heart. Goofus just points.

Best of Occasional Reader
Rosie Palm, meet the competition.

Best of Whacko
"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miss Cantilever of 2007."

Best of curly
“The basic premise of the movie is that her boobs are the ‘crowds in Albania’ and they mug me for my watch.”

Best of curly
“Anything she wants – she gets. If she wants me to personally wipe her behind with one square less than a Sheryl Crow, then I’m her man.”

30 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Mr O'Connell, What would you say is the real secret behind Mystique's appeal?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫..so darling, darling, stand... by me...♫ (ORA?)

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA: Quinn Mallory decides he likes this dimension just fine.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA: Would the inhabitants of Joe's apartment accept her?

lawhawk said...

All I learned about physics came from Sliders, but those... those defy gravity baby!

Mine... all mine...

John Stamos, eat your heart out!

jeff said...

The world's luckiest man points to the proof of his luck.

"Why would I go for Jill Hennesey when I've got this?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I ask you, gentlemen: Does she need airbags in her car? I rest my case."

Jack Reacher said...

When asked why he dates his girlfriend, Gallant always brings up her charm, wit, and loving heart. Goofus just points.

Occasional Reader said...

Rosie Palm, meet the competition.

Whacko said...

"And I call my left hand 'Pamela Anderson'."


"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miss Cantilever of 2007."

curly said...

“While the more expensive Fembot 67-A here comes with deployed frontal airbags as standard equipment, the budget-conscious should consider the 67-B, with deployed side airbags.”

curly said...

“Darnnit! Keep your friggin’ hands away from my boobs!”

curly said...

“The basic premise of the movie is that her boobs are the ‘crowds in Albania’ and they mug me for my watch.”

curly said...

“Wedding rings mysteriously disappear whenever anyone gets within six inches of Miss July’s bosom.”

curly said...

“Dad, I’d like you to meet them.”

curly said...

Richard didn’t have to think hard when asked to give two reasons why hitting the $150 PowerBall Jackpot was a good thing.

curly said...

Always one of the more popular instructors with the coeds, Professor Smith uses humans as props when discussing Newton’s theory of gravitation.

curly said...

“…and as a 3rd degree black belt in boobtitsu, the martial art of breast manipulation, I can disrobe this woman in 30 seconds or less.”

curly said...

“…and as a recent convert to Islam, I plan to get her a clitorectomy and then stuff her into a burka.”

curly said...

“Anything she wants – she gets. If she wants me to personally wipe her behind with one square less than a Sheryl Crow, then I’m her man.”

curly said...

“Whenever I see my new neighbor, my arm becomes stiff -- like this -- then they point to her boobs, like this.”

Whacko said...

"Can you believe this? SHE wants to break up with ME?"

Jay Guevara said...

"I love her for her minds...er...mounds...uh, make that 'mind.'"

captainobvious said...

Jerry O'Connell always resented Corey Feldman so he likes to rennact scenes playing Teddy.
Teddy Duchamp: I think Annette's tits are getting bigger.
Chris Chambers: Think so?
Teddy Duchamp: Yeah, I think so.
Gordie Lachance: Yeah, I think he's right. I've been noticing that the "A" and the "E" are starting to bend around the sides

Gordie Lachance: You use your left hand or your right hand for that?

The Writer: We talked into the night--the kind of talk that seemed important until you discover girls.

Hey, I liked the movie ok...

Submariner said...

Dad, Mom; the twins.

Submariner said...

I count three boobs in this photo.

Submariner said...

Quinn lectures on excellent usage of man-made materials.

Submariner said...

"...and if you develop an energy leak around your windows, fembot 67-A just squirts a little silicon sealant for the repairs like so..."

Submariner said...

Of COURSE I carry a jack in the car with me...

Submariner said...

The secret of perfecting the motorboat sound effect?