Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Mr. Bean Meets Mr. Mean


1. "Excuse us. We've lost our Gallants. Can you help?"

2. "One of these days, Vladimir. Pow! Bam! To the moon!"

3. "If you don't quit miming your encounter with Andrew Sullivan, I'm going to slap you so hard!"

4. "Polonium is not a seasoning. I'm on to you."

5. "Now, dahlink, we will cause big trouble for moose and squirrel."


Best of Jack Reacher
"This way to spa, Vlad."
"Is that boy working there today?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Now I vill make Merkel squeal like pig."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Whaddya wanna do tonight boss?"
"Samething we do everynight, try to take over the world."

Best of jeff
The kitchen staff was always entertained by watching the politicians "hold it" after their Ex-Lax desserts.

Best of andthenblammo!
"Here you are, Vladimir Vladimirovich, the Hillary Clinton love doll you requested. Please, I beg of you, DON'T MAKE ME WATCH!!!"

Best of Kevin Walker
Meanwhile, the bronze statue continued his pocket pool session.

Best of Snarky One
"That's another fine mess you have gotten us into, Ollie!"

Best of Cybrludite
Mimes. Why did it have to be mimes...

Best of duke of red
In Soviet Russia, hand pimps [i]you[/i].

Best of Submariner
The Man and Rodney Dill get a first look at their prom dates...

Best of Submariner
Response when Vlad and buddy are asked "What would you do with Kkkomrade Katie Kouric?"

Best of Submariner
Upon engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive, Arthur remarked; "I don't know, Ford; I think I liked being a sofa better."


h/t :-P Timmah!

30 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"This way to spa, Vlad."
"Is that boy working there today?"

Jack Reacher said...

"So Bush says he looked into my soul, and I said I got yer soul right here, cowboy!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Now I vill make Merkel squeal like pig."

Rodney Dill said...

"Whaddya wanna do tonight boss?"
"Samething we do everynight, try to take over the world."

Rodney Dill said...

Real identity of Submariner and SOTG revealed.

the doyle said...

We are two wild and crazy guys

jeff said...

The kitchen staff was always entertained by watching the politicians "hold it" after their Ex-Lax desserts.

captainobvious said...

heres putin pootin

"so I said, scared um? damn near killed um.... hahahaha"

"so I was thinking our new uniforms should be red kashmere sweater vests"

Double the U said...

From Russia's version of American Idol, "Who makes the best motor boat sounds!"

Rebecca said...

I show you what I mean "Russian Bear" no?

Rebecca said...

President Merkin Muffley: But this is absolute madness, Ambassador! Why should you *build* such a thing?

Ambassador de Sadesky: There were those of us who fought against it, but in the end we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. At the same time our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we had been spending on defense in a single year. The deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a doomsday gap.

President Merkin Muffley: This is preposterous. I've never approved of anything like that.

Ambassador de Sadesky: Our source was the New York Times.

Rebecca said...

Hello?... Uh... Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!...

andthenblammo! said...

"Recede! I'll moider ya!"
"Quit Lenin on me! I'm warning ya!"
"C'mon, let's go! Stop Stalin around!"
"Woob woob woob woob woob!"

Wednesday was always Stooges day in the Kremlin.

andthenblammo! said...

"Here you are, Vladimir Vladimirovich, the Hillary Clinton love doll you requested. Please, I beg of you, DON'T MAKE ME WATCH!!!"

lawhawk said...

It was how big? Wow!

You mean you were visited by Nancy Pelosi too?

I looked into George Bush's soul and let me tell you, it was one nuuucular.

curly said...

andthenblamo said:

Wednesday was always Stooges day in the Kremlin.

Best post ever, andthenblamo! Curly bows to you, oh great CAP-tain!

Kevin Walker said...

Meanwhile, the bronze statue continued his pocket pool session.

Snarky One said...

"That's another fine mess you have gotten us into, Ollie!"

Cybrludite said...

Mimes. Why did it have to be mimes...

duke of red said...

When Vladimir suggested the ambassador's wife "Suck it", the ambassador raised his pimp hand.

In Soviet Russia, hand pimp [i]you[/i].

the paperboy said...

"Ms. Clinton has most nicely shaped derriere!"
"Mr. President, you not know size of what I saw."

Submariner said...

The Man and Rodney Dill get a first look at their prom dates...

Submariner said...

The embassador endulges Vlad's "wishful thinking..."

Submariner said...

Response when Vlad and buddy are asked "What would you do with Kkkomrade Katie Kouric?"

Submariner said...

Upon engaging the Infinite Improbability Drive, Arthur remarked; "I don't know, Ford; I think I liked being a sofa better."

Submariner said...

While Gallant contemplated matters of State, Goofus... Who am I trying to kid? They're BOTH Goofus.

Kevin Walker said...
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Kevin Walker said...

While Gallant (out of frame) gave praise to a Van Gough, Goofus and his brother, Doofus, made crude noises and gestures.

Submariner said...

Does it feel better when I rub it here, Vladdy?