Wednesday, July 11, 2007

More From the Pole Vaulting Chick

1. A certain amount of athleticism is essential to keep up with Submariner's libido.

2. "So, you're sure if I do this while ovulating, we'll have a boy."

3. Her last words after the pole snapped were "Curse you Tonya Harding!"

4. "From this angle, the president's poll numbers look pretty good."

5. A few bean burritos provide that little extra "oomph" that put her over the top.

6. And another hot chick makes a daring escape from the Thursday page.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
So many caption possibilities about "workin' the pole"...

Best of Jack Reacher
After Mexico's Olympic team was expanded to 25,000 members, designers of the border fence realized it had to be much, much taller.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
She's cute and all, but my monitor makes a strange noise when it's upside down.

Best of duke of red
I know I'm not the only one who tilted his head 180 degrees over, but did anyone else caress their monitor? Anyone? ...Bueller?

Best of jeff
Her body cleared the pole... her hair didn't. Next meet it's Britney-time!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Caress?... No, that's sick.
However, pixels taste remarkably like a thin layer of dust. ;)

Best of racerboy
Well, that's one way to get rid of the hiccups.

Best of Steve O
You guys...quit making fun of my girlfriend.
She always warms up before coming over to my place...

19 comments:

Double the U said...

Wow! Rosie does look a hell of a lot better hanging upside down!

Son Of The Godfather said...

So many caption possibilities about "workin' the pole"...

Jack Reacher said...

After Mexico's Olympic team was expanded to 25,000 members, designers of the border fence realized it had to be much, much taller.

Jack Reacher said...

"If I watch Obama's positions on issues while flipping upside down, they seem to remain stationary."

Son Of The Godfather said...

She's cute and all, but my monitor makes a strange noise when it's upside down.

Son Of The Godfather said...

For some reason, I feel like putting a Newport between my lips.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I prefer my Thurday Babes like my pianos: upright with keys exposed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I also prefer spelling "Thursday" the correct way.

duke of red said...

I know I'm not the only one who tilted his head 180 degrees over, but did anyone else caress their monitor? Anyone? ...Bueller?

jeff said...

Her body cleared the pole... her hair didn't. Next meet it's Britney-time!

Son Of The Godfather said...

duke of red said...
I know I'm not the only one who tilted his head 180 degrees over, but did anyone else caress their monitor?


Caress?... No, that's sick.
However, pixels taste remarkably like a thin layer of dust. ;)

Submariner said...

When Mary said she used a "spread two handed grip on the pole," that is NOT what I thought she meant. I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

Ali, oops...

Submariner said...

♪I've looked at clouds from both sides now...♪

Submariner said...

At the other end, Andrew squealed with joy because of his new job as the vault-socket...

Submariner said...

Garth; "Schwwwiiiiiinnnggg!"

Whacko said...

To paraphrase the Bard, "Thereby hangs a tail."

racerboy said...

Well, that's one way to get rid of the hiccups.

Anonymous said...

You guys...quit making fun of my girlfriend.

She always warms up before coming over to my place...

Steve O