Wednesday, July 25, 2007

More Fat Old Hippie Douchebags


1. If I had favored you with a front view, Sonicfrog's dating opportunities would widely expanded.

2. Chelsea?

3. Most in the room immediately changed their support to "Bombs."

4. Nothing like a mom who gets drunk, goes topless, and hits on your friends to spoil a sweet 16 party.

5. "Giggitty Gigi--- Oh-My-Sweet-Lord..." The episode where Quagmire catches teh gay.

HT: Zombie

104 comments:

curly said...

Her boobs bombed so badly that they spawned the now popular ‘Backs -- Not Racks’ counter-protest movement.

curly said...

Excitement grew at the ‘Brooms Not Bombs’ meeting as the Hilldog was supposed to fly in any second.

curly said...

Reminding some of Saddam Hussein hanging from a rope, her boobs offered a twisted glimpse of the sad irony of war.

andthenblammo! said...

Amy??Amy CARTER??!!OMFG!!

curly said...

Attendance tripled over night when the local chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous changed their name to ‘Boobs Not Rum’.

The Man said...

It's a Hillary event so there were plenty boobs to go around.

The Man said...

Thanks VtheK, now I cannot look at the internets because I washed my eyes out with bleach.

The Man said...

I'm in ur fundrazer; sickening ur doodz

metalgarth said...

Worst. Girls Gone Wild. Ever

metalgarth said...

Now playing at Grindhouse:
"Catholic Girls wayyyyy past their prime in Trouble"

A Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

Gene Simmons said...

I'd still hit that.

Andrew Sullivan said...

justification for my lifestyle

Dickey Swollenz said...

I ain't Swollenz no more... yeeeeesh!

Capt. Queeg said...

Grandma's thought bubble: "What the--?! She said she was too stoned to come to the rally!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"As God is my witness, I shall NOT eat tangerines again!... What?... Oh, sorry, wrong protest."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Once again, Zombie provides the visual ipecac.

Holy crap, that would make a kickin' band name! :)
V, loved your #3

curly said...

Even the old media whore Cindy Sheehag swore off Boob Bummers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Anyone here order a cucumber pizza?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

♫ "... No thanks, for the mammaries..." ♫

Son Of The Godfather said...

The protest was quickly countered by the captioners at V the K's site with the "Hot Thursday Bitches, Not Witches" campaign.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The new Hairy Pooter movie is definitely NOT for kids.

curly said...

Weary locals had long ago learned to ignore the rantings of the Invisible Burka Lady.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Just tell grandma you replaced all her regular meds with mescaline. She'll understand.

Son Of The Godfather said...


Do your boobs hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
Like a regimented soldier;
Do your boobs hang low?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Lisa, put your arm down... We're not CODE STINK!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I have a question... Guess what happens when you go into the ladies room all alone with Hill?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I have a question... Guess what happens when you go into the ladies room all alone with Bill?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You will hear us! We are Pits for Peace!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ladies, it worked much better back in the 60's, when it was vogue to "make love, not war"... That's when you were 20 years old. The same crowd will not now be swayed by your 60-something-year-old flapjacks.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Boobs, not Bombs?
Wait, they may be on to something!
Send over a 500 lb bomb, and you destroy a couple of buildings.
Send over these nightmarish hags and their dangly droopers...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I said NO ONE HERE GIVE MAUREEN DOWN ANYTHING ELSE TO DRINK!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Gene Simmons said...
I'd still hit that.


With a two-by-four...

...Repeatedly.

Son Of The Godfather said...

What's their plan, to lactate dust on the enemy?

Son Of The Godfather said...

What a cunning array of stunts.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey look everyone, my armpit hair is a different color than my nipple hair!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

John Kerry: "Uh oh, Therayza's been into the raisins again..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hi, I'm here for the prom?... Hey, where is Subby anyway?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Wait, don't tell me... Bill left a stain on your blouse too?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bring me your tired, your poor, your withered melons yearning to be free.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
Tres jolie, Cocoa, tres jolie!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"My t*ts just rolled under the chairs... Please raise your hand like this if you spot one of 'em..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

She's kinda hot... In a "lady out of the shower kissing Jack Nicholson in The Shining" sort of way.

curly said...

Using feathery roach clips as nipple clamps, Joan found she could still dust the floor even though she was standing on a chair.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...and we ask, nay, DEMAND that the United States imperial aggression against the people of Iraq be immediately halted, that George Bush be impeached for crimes against humanity, and that V the K fix his blog header that you have to scroll to the right in both Explorer AND Firefox to see the hot cheerleader in the red shorts!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

What is Camilla Parker Bowles doing in the audience of a Hillary event?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Spurned for the last time by Jethro Clampett, Miss Hathaway scans the room for her other "options".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Dyke check, can we get a dyke check over here?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

If this is another one of the "results of global warming", I'm now 100% onboard with the Goreacle.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Who woulda guessed she actually had a "silver back"?

Sorry for the cap hoggin' folks... It's the 3 diet Cokes. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
Mindy Cohn, next on VH-1's Where Are They Now.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I believe it was Thomas Jefferson who once said "There is no greater deterent to war than a nekkid great grandmother with back fat."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It was when Billy noticed the gray pubic hair on his sweater that he began to heave uncontrollably.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mrs. Garrison shows off her newly-formed trans-gender body.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yes, they're real, and they're sag-tacular."

duke of red said...

Wow, Michael Moore looks good now that he's lost all that weight.

curly said...

The founders of Hooters launch a new restaurant called Scooters that caters to the elderly.

Jay Guevara said...

The "Breasts Not Bombs" demonstration turned into an ugly stampede when it briefly appeared that Hillary was lifting her top in solidarity, if that's the right word.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bill's limo driver holds up a "Clinton" sign to let him know his ride was ready.

Of course, that was supposed to be "Maureen Dowd" several caps ago. PIMF.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Boobs Not Bombs is to Hillary Supporters as Hamas is to Fatah... You kinda don't want anyone to win.

Son Of The Godfather said...

For Helen, a "nip-slip" meant wearing open-toed shoes.

athankyaveruhmuch. :)

Whacko said...

"OK, wymin, let's get down on all sixes and do a few push-ups."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Udder-ly repulsive.

Whacko said...
"OK, wymin, let's get down on all sixes and do a few push-ups."
HA! Nice.

curly said...

Internet rumor #67,890,123: The original concept of KFC’s new ‘Chicken Breast Not Bombs’ ad campaign is derived from a food fight that erupted during an event to celebrate Cindy Sheehag’s third retirement as an anti-war activist.

Dang SOTG, you’re on a roll! ‘Pits for Peace!’, ‘sag-tacular’ and ‘lactate dust” shoulda been mine!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey, anyone else smell Ben-Gay, old cheese, and death?"

LOL... Thanks Curly, I needed a goof-off-at-work day badly (SHHHH!) :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hillary's plan for reformed healthcare - Mammography at Hill Headquarters.

Sorry man, just like these lady's ta-ta's: they can't all be gems. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You stay classy, San Francisco."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"OHMYGAWD, GORE WAS RIGHT... IT'S MANBEARPIG! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Alas, my caps have grown tired and old...

(No, that's my actual caption... put quotes around it and it'll make sense.)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nekkid Hag: "We demand the government give us what we want!"

Unidentified voice: "What, perky ones and charisma?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I can assure you, Mrs.Edwards, ripping off your blouse and screaming for the band to play "Freebird" is NOT the way to get your point across."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice, making fun of glue-sniffing grannies who expose their tater-tots to further the cause of global jihad. Learn their story. Educate yourselves, morons.

*sigh* I kinda miss those visitors who used to get pissed at our captions. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Excuse me, has anyone seen my husband? pink tank-top, Elton John glasses, antlers... No? He's kinda hard to miss..."

Jack Reacher said...

Say what you will, at least Rosie has lost a lot of weight.

Jack Reacher said...

"Kobe, I'm open!"
"Thanks, lady, now Kobe's doubled over heaving in the parking lot."

sonicfrog said...

"If I had favored you with a front view, Sonicfrog's dating opportunities would widely expanded."

I don't know, the back works pretty well. Son of the Godfather has already called me about twenty-seven times.

sonicfrog said...

Is this what Obama meant by "age appropriate sex education"???

sonicfrog said...

Hey, she's not nekked! That IS her tube top!!! When you get to be her age, things start hangin' p-r-e-t-t-y low, if you know what I mean.

Son Of The Godfather said...

sonicfrog said...
I don't know, the back works pretty well. Son of the Godfather has already called me about twenty-seven times.


Forty-six, actually, if you count the answering machine messages.

Submariner said...

While attempting to help at Hilldog's fundraiser, Babs Streisand causes the bottom to fall out...



Well, one can hope, can't one? - Helluva roll, SOTG. I particularly like sag-tacular.

Submariner said...

Chick in the green T; "Watch it, buddy! Get your fist off my shoulder!"

Submariner said...

Miss Hathaway thought bubble; "Mine used to be as perky as those and only droop to my waist..."

Submariner said...

The really funny part was watching the "Signer" on stage try to keep up with the combined shrieks, laughter and upchucking.

Submariner said...

When she spun around, Dennis Kucynich (three rows back) was taken out with a single bust to the face.

Submariner said...

V - damned decent of you to give the pro-burka crowd equal time.

Submariner said...

All I can say is "Thank Gaia" that we don't know whether it was wearing a T-back!

Anonymous said...

Please, not the tattooed lady with the beard.

Cybrludite said...

Previously unknown footage of Lindsy Lohan's most recent arrest, next on Fox News!

Rodney Dill said...

Rejected names for -- Breasts, not Bombs.
'Harry pits, not Rockits'
'Dykes, not missile strikes'

Rodney Dill said...

probably would've been funnier as
'Hairy pits, not rockits'

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: SOTG was beaten severely about the head and shoulders for using his own sign -- Moo's, No Clues -- at the 'Breasts, not Bombs' protests.

(word verification -- trpdike -- I shit you not)

Submariner said...

This is actually, thank all that is holy, a rear view of inflated scrotum guy just about to do his thing...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rodney Dill said...
DRUDGEBREAKING: SOTG was beaten severely about the head and shoulders for using his own sign -- Moo's, No Clues -- at the 'Breasts, not Bombs' protests.


But why would they attack my shampoo?

Anonymous said...

Not your "eyes?" Crap, I thought they were your knee caps!

Submariner said...

MIB discovered that a 2 second exposure to Babs Streisand's flapjacks was 8 times more effective than a MkIV Neuralyzer at wiping short-term memories.

the paperboy said...

I lost my shirt in the stock market. Now this. May I please die now?

the paperboy said...

Does anyone else notice the superflous nipple on the extra boob back there?

the paperboy said...

So this is what keeps making the cat vomit.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I tried a purple-nurple to make her go away, but after the 50th twist, I gave up.

I'm takin' this caption baby past 100. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Excuse me... I am unable to actually get funds for selling my body, and I don't know anything about pirates, but I am smelly. Doesn't that count?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"What a coincidence, this caption number matches my age!"

Submariner said...

♪A silly millimeter longer, 101♪

OK, maybe more like a foot and a half of sag...

Rodney Dill said...

I tried a purple-nurple to make her go away, but after the 50th twist (without achieving actual skin tension), I gave up.

captainobvious said...

mame, the news article said hillary showed clevage not show hillary your clevage

SnarkyOne said...

No caption but curly's second comment was priceless...and all of you...I have tears, have ripped myself a new set of abs...you are
wonderfully funny. Thanks, Vinnie.
I really really needed that.