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Her boobs bombed so badly that they spawned the now popular ‘Backs -- Not Racks’ counter-protest movement.
Excitement grew at the ‘Brooms Not Bombs’ meeting as the Hilldog was supposed to fly in any second.
Reminding some of Saddam Hussein hanging from a rope, her boobs offered a twisted glimpse of the sad irony of war.
Attendance tripled over night when the local chapter of Alcoholics Anonymous changed their name to ‘Boobs Not Rum’.
It's a Hillary event so there were plenty boobs to go around.
Thanks VtheK, now I cannot look at the internets because I washed my eyes out with bleach.
I'm in ur fundrazer; sickening ur doodz
Worst. Girls Gone Wild. Ever
Now playing at Grindhouse:"Catholic Girls wayyyyy past their prime in Trouble"A Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
I'd still hit that.
justification for my lifestyle
I ain't Swollenz no more... yeeeeesh!
Grandma's thought bubble: "What the--?! She said she was too stoned to come to the rally!"
"As God is my witness, I shall NOT eat tangerines again!... What?... Oh, sorry, wrong protest."
Once again, Zombie provides the visual ipecac.Holy crap, that would make a kickin' band name! :) V, loved your #3
Even the old media whore Cindy Sheehag swore off Boob Bummers.
"Anyone here order a cucumber pizza?"
♫ "... No thanks, for the mammaries..." ♫
The protest was quickly countered by the captioners at V the K's site with the "Hot Thursday Bitches, Not Witches" campaign.
The new Hairy Pooter movie is definitely NOT for kids.
Weary locals had long ago learned to ignore the rantings of the Invisible Burka Lady.
Just tell grandma you replaced all her regular meds with mescaline. She'll understand.
♫Do your boobs hang low,Do they wobble to and fro?Can you tie them in a knot,Can you tie them in a bow?Can you throw them o’er your shoulderLike a regimented soldier;Do your boobs hang low?♫
"Lisa, put your arm down... We're not CODE STINK!"
"I have a question... Guess what happens when you go into the ladies room all alone with Hill?"
"I have a question... Guess what happens when you go into the ladies room all alone with Bill?"
"You will hear us! We are Pits for Peace!"
Ladies, it worked much better back in the 60's, when it was vogue to "make love, not war"... That's when you were 20 years old. The same crowd will not now be swayed by your 60-something-year-old flapjacks.
Boobs, not Bombs?Wait, they may be on to something!Send over a 500 lb bomb, and you destroy a couple of buildings.Send over these nightmarish hags and their dangly droopers...
"I said NO ONE HERE GIVE MAUREEN DOWN ANYTHING ELSE TO DRINK!"
Gene Simmons said... I'd still hit that. With a two-by-four......Repeatedly.
What's their plan, to lactate dust on the enemy?
What a cunning array of stunts.
"Hey look everyone, my armpit hair is a different color than my nipple hair!"
John Kerry: "Uh oh, Therayza's been into the raisins again..."
"Hi, I'm here for the prom?... Hey, where is Subby anyway?"
"Wait, don't tell me... Bill left a stain on your blouse too?"
Bring me your tired, your poor, your withered melons yearning to be free.
ORA:Tres jolie, Cocoa, tres jolie!
"My t*ts just rolled under the chairs... Please raise your hand like this if you spot one of 'em..."
She's kinda hot... In a "lady out of the shower kissing Jack Nicholson in The Shining" sort of way.
Using feathery roach clips as nipple clamps, Joan found she could still dust the floor even though she was standing on a chair.
"...and we ask, nay, DEMAND that the United States imperial aggression against the people of Iraq be immediately halted, that George Bush be impeached for crimes against humanity, and that V the K fix his blog header that you have to scroll to the right in both Explorer AND Firefox to see the hot cheerleader in the red shorts!"
What is Camilla Parker Bowles doing in the audience of a Hillary event?
Spurned for the last time by Jethro Clampett, Miss Hathaway scans the room for her other "options".
"Dyke check, can we get a dyke check over here?"
If this is another one of the "results of global warming", I'm now 100% onboard with the Goreacle.
Who woulda guessed she actually had a "silver back"?Sorry for the cap hoggin' folks... It's the 3 diet Cokes. ;)
ORA:Mindy Cohn, next on VH-1's Where Are They Now.
I believe it was Thomas Jefferson who once said "There is no greater deterent to war than a nekkid great grandmother with back fat."
It was when Billy noticed the gray pubic hair on his sweater that he began to heave uncontrollably.
Mrs. Garrison shows off her newly-formed trans-gender body.
"Yes, they're real, and they're sag-tacular."
Wow, Michael Moore looks good now that he's lost all that weight.
The founders of Hooters launch a new restaurant called Scooters that caters to the elderly.
The "Breasts Not Bombs" demonstration turned into an ugly stampede when it briefly appeared that Hillary was lifting her top in solidarity, if that's the right word.
Bill's limo driver holds up a "Clinton" sign to let him know his ride was ready.Of course, that was supposed to be "Maureen Dowd" several caps ago. PIMF.
Boobs Not Bombs is to Hillary Supporters as Hamas is to Fatah... You kinda don't want anyone to win.
For Helen, a "nip-slip" meant wearing open-toed shoes.athankyaveruhmuch. :)
"OK, wymin, let's get down on all sixes and do a few push-ups."
Udder-ly repulsive.Whacko said... "OK, wymin, let's get down on all sixes and do a few push-ups." HA! Nice.
Internet rumor #67,890,123: The original concept of KFC’s new ‘Chicken Breast Not Bombs’ ad campaign is derived from a food fight that erupted during an event to celebrate Cindy Sheehag’s third retirement as an anti-war activist.Dang SOTG, you’re on a roll! ‘Pits for Peace!’, ‘sag-tacular’ and ‘lactate dust” shoulda been mine!
"Hey, anyone else smell Ben-Gay, old cheese, and death?"LOL... Thanks Curly, I needed a goof-off-at-work day badly (SHHHH!) :)
Hillary's plan for reformed healthcare - Mammography at Hill Headquarters.Sorry man, just like these lady's ta-ta's: they can't all be gems. ;)
"You stay classy, San Francisco."
"OHMYGAWD, GORE WAS RIGHT... IT'S MANBEARPIG! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"
Alas, my caps have grown tired and old... (No, that's my actual caption... put quotes around it and it'll make sense.)
Nekkid Hag: "We demand the government give us what we want!"Unidentified voice: "What, perky ones and charisma?"
"I can assure you, Mrs.Edwards, ripping off your blouse and screaming for the band to play "Freebird" is NOT the way to get your point across."
Nice, making fun of glue-sniffing grannies who expose their tater-tots to further the cause of global jihad. Learn their story. Educate yourselves, morons.*sigh* I kinda miss those visitors who used to get pissed at our captions. :)
"Excuse me, has anyone seen my husband? pink tank-top, Elton John glasses, antlers... No? He's kinda hard to miss..."
Say what you will, at least Rosie has lost a lot of weight.
"Kobe, I'm open!""Thanks, lady, now Kobe's doubled over heaving in the parking lot."
"If I had favored you with a front view, Sonicfrog's dating opportunities would widely expanded."I don't know, the back works pretty well. Son of the Godfather has already called me about twenty-seven times.
Is this what Obama meant by "age appropriate sex education"???
Hey, she's not nekked! That IS her tube top!!! When you get to be her age, things start hangin' p-r-e-t-t-y low, if you know what I mean.
sonicfrog said... I don't know, the back works pretty well. Son of the Godfather has already called me about twenty-seven times. Forty-six, actually, if you count the answering machine messages.
While attempting to help at Hilldog's fundraiser, Babs Streisand causes the bottom to fall out...Well, one can hope, can't one? - Helluva roll, SOTG. I particularly like sag-tacular.
Chick in the green T; "Watch it, buddy! Get your fist off my shoulder!"
Miss Hathaway thought bubble; "Mine used to be as perky as those and only droop to my waist..."
The really funny part was watching the "Signer" on stage try to keep up with the combined shrieks, laughter and upchucking.
When she spun around, Dennis Kucynich (three rows back) was taken out with a single bust to the face.
V - damned decent of you to give the pro-burka crowd equal time.
All I can say is "Thank Gaia" that we don't know whether it was wearing a T-back!
Please, not the tattooed lady with the beard.
Previously unknown footage of Lindsy Lohan's most recent arrest, next on Fox News!
Rejected names for -- Breasts, not Bombs.'Harry pits, not Rockits''Dykes, not missile strikes'
probably would've been funnier as 'Hairy pits, not rockits'
DRUDGEBREAKING: SOTG was beaten severely about the head and shoulders for using his own sign -- Moo's, No Clues -- at the 'Breasts, not Bombs' protests. (word verification -- trpdike -- I shit you not)
This is actually, thank all that is holy, a rear view of inflated scrotum guy just about to do his thing...
Rodney Dill said... DRUDGEBREAKING: SOTG was beaten severely about the head and shoulders for using his own sign -- Moo's, No Clues -- at the 'Breasts, not Bombs' protests. But why would they attack my shampoo?
Not your "eyes?" Crap, I thought they were your knee caps!
MIB discovered that a 2 second exposure to Babs Streisand's flapjacks was 8 times more effective than a MkIV Neuralyzer at wiping short-term memories.
I lost my shirt in the stock market. Now this. May I please die now?
Does anyone else notice the superflous nipple on the extra boob back there?
So this is what keeps making the cat vomit.
I tried a purple-nurple to make her go away, but after the 50th twist, I gave up.I'm takin' this caption baby past 100. :)
"Excuse me... I am unable to actually get funds for selling my body, and I don't know anything about pirates, but I am smelly. Doesn't that count?"
"What a coincidence, this caption number matches my age!"
♪A silly millimeter longer, 101♪ OK, maybe more like a foot and a half of sag...
I tried a purple-nurple to make her go away, but after the 50th twist (without achieving actual skin tension), I gave up.
mame, the news article said hillary showed clevage not show hillary your clevage
No caption but curly's second comment was priceless...and all of you...I have tears, have ripped myself a new set of abs...you arewonderfully funny. Thanks, Vinnie.I really really needed that.
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