Tuesday, July 10, 2007

McAmnesty and the Checkered Pants Scandal

1. "Mr. Edwards? I'm ready for my make-over."

2. McLame gave a pretty good screen test, but the producers still went with Kurt Russell for the lead in Used Cars.

3. 'Dude... like... the vertical hold on your pants is totally f**ed up dude."

4. McCain wants to know if we have considered the advantages of a whole life policy versus term life.

5. Frank Bonner had a yard sale.

6. "Hey, McCain... the Little Italy Diner called, they want their tablecloth back."

7. "Dude, Al Gore's kid saw your pants while tripping, flushed his stash, and clawed his eyes out. You da man!"

8. McCain's Boogie Nights cameo was lost to the cutting room floor.

9. Desperate for funds, McCain accepts a massive donation from PlaidPAC, but there were strings attached.


Best of The Man
I don't know about McCain...he has a 'checkered' past.

Best of Jack Reacher
Moire Inc., maker of test-pattern DVDs for television adjustments, has found the holy grail of test images. Moire's stock was up 390% on the news.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"We like your small, American women with big American breasts... We are two wild and crazy guys!..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Here come the men in plaid
Galaxy defenders oho oho oho

Best of Jack Reacher
"We've got a car for you that's just cherry, practically no miles, and it HATES gas!"

Best of curly
How many plaid chinchillas had to die to make those pants?

Best of divine miss m
Can't help but admire any guy who lives up to the deal after he loses a bet.

Best of the paperboy
Check out my portable cellular radio-telephone set! It's as small and light as a cinder block!

Best of Submariner
Nothing seemed to work towards John's release from Vietnam... that is until the fateful day that his Sear's order arrived from Cleveland.

Best of divine miss m & racerboy
Stop staring at my pants. This is not the fashion disaster you are looking for. Move along.


10. McCain simply denounced his pants critics as bigots and nativists.

18 comments:

The Man said...

I don't know about McCain...he has a 'checkered' past.

Jack Reacher said...

McCain arrives for his cameo roll on Barney Miller, c. 1976.

Jack Reacher said...

Moire Inc., maker of test-pattern DVDs for television adjustments, has found the holy grail of test images. Moire's stock was up 390% on the news.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We like your small, American women with big American breasts... We are two wild and crazy guys!..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Having skewered Ron Paul in the latest debate, he became known as "Plaid the Impaler".

I know, it was a stretch. I took it,and I'm ashamed. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Here come the men in plaid
Galaxy defenders oho oho oho
Here come the men in plaid
They wont let you remember

Jack Reacher said...

"We've got a car for you that's just cherry, practically no miles, and it HATES gas!"

curly said...

How many plaid chinchillas had to die to make those pants?

divine miss m said...

Can't help but admire any guy who lives up to the deal after he loses a bet.

the paperboy said...

Check out my portable cellular radio-telephone set! It's as small and light as a cinder block!

Submariner said...

ORA?

Herb Tarlek learned everything he knew about sales from his dad.

Submariner said...

Mr. Phelps; you seem to misunderstand that our team members should do everything possible NOT to draw attention to themselves...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Nothing seemed to work towards John's release from Vietnam... that is until the fateful day that his Sear's order arrived from Cleveland.

Whacko said...

Say, who IS that behind those Foster Grants?

divine miss m & racerboy said...

Stop staring at my pants. This is not the fashion disaster you are looking for. Move along.

divine miss m said...

Attention: this is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of my pants. I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

Whacko said...

By changing to dark glasses instead of regular lenses, and wearing classy mixed plaids, Superman's alter-ego identity was now totally secure.