Monday, July 16, 2007

Lard of the Dance


1. "Wow, Edwards is really shaking it to 'It's Raining Men.'"

2. If Al puts on any more weight, we're gonna have an achy, breaky floor.

3. "Wow, Edward's impression of Patsy Kline is dead-on. There's not a lot of guys who can pull off a bubble flip."

4. "Oh, crap, there goes Al III into the bathroom with Dennis Kucinich, Gary Busey, and Lindsay Lohan."

5. "Al, Edwards wants to know if you'll go voguing with him later."

6. "Hey, Obama just screamed 'Allah Akhbar' and exploded. Can that guy work the base or what?"

7. "Dang, that Ron Paul fella sure can mosh!"

8. ORA: "Aw, Mojo Nixon mentions me in this song. Isn't that sweet?"

9. "Look out Al! There's an 11 year old kid from Alabama with a rifle! And he's muttering something about 'Gorezilla!'"

10. "The confetti is actually shredded fifty dollar bills from all of those idiots who bought carbon offsets from me. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"This is American Bandstand, sponsored by Breck."

Best of Jack Reacher
"When you say you're channeling the way a baby in the womb boogies, it creeps me out, John. That's all I'm saying."

Best of Jack Reacher
"The debate is over, Al; you have no rhythm."

Best of Rodney Dill
Tipper; "Hey Al, where'd all these chads come from?"

Best of duke of red
You see dancing, I see Al adjusting his butt-plug.

Best of Rodney Dill
(ORA) "Elaine who?"

Best of Whacko
"Hey Al, try to lose the white honkey overbite thing."

Best of captainobvious
"Its okay the lights went out, I have my beltbuckle flashlight with me."

Best of Silhouette
I'm gonna party like it's 1999...and I still have a chance at not being a footnote.

Best of divine miss m
If you're a honkey and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're a honkey and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're a honkey and you know it,
your lack of rhythm will surely show it!
If you're a honkey and you know it, clap your hands!

From Sondra K

18 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"This is American Bandstand, sponsored by Breck."

Jack Reacher said...

"When you say you're channeling the way a baby in the womb boogies, it creeps me out, John. That's all I'm saying."

Double the U said...

And the last American flag to shred is behind us!

Jack Reacher said...

"The debate is over, Al; you have no rhythm."

Rodney Dill said...

Squares Dancing

Rodney Dill said...

Tipper; "Hey Al, where'd all these chads come from?"

whacko said...

Wonder how many acres of rain forest had to be cleared to make the confetti?

duke of red said...

You see dancing, I see Al adjusting his butt-plug.

Rodney Dill said...

Al: "No that spotlight doesn't make your ass look fat... hmrphggh"

Rodney Dill said...

(ORA)
"Elaine who?"

Whacko said...

"I wouldn't stomp too hard, Al, this stage won't hold bulk like yours."

Whacko said...

"Hey Al, try to lose the white honkey overbite thing."

captainobvious said...

"You so right Sarah, these drugs from your brother do make it more fun to dance. lets go jump in the prius."

"Its okay the lights went out, I have my beltbuckle flashlight with me."

"see I knew the confetti from Dads 2004 victory party we didnt get to have could be used someday."

Double the U said...

Come'on everybody do the Gorenation,
comeon do the Gorenation
Its gonna be a big sensation
comeon do the Gorenation
Swing your arms up and down and all about,
Jump up and down and scream and shout.
comeon do the Gorenation
There is this thing called global warming and there should be no doubt,
It was created by a man who is such a lout.
comeon do the Gorenation

Whacko said...

“Isn’t this a great wedding and wasn’t the Chilean cod delicious? Too bad there wasn’t enough to go around.”

...wish I knew how to do the links to daughter's wedding and the link that shows Chilean cod is endangered and caught by pirates.

Silhouette said...

I'm gonna party like it's 1999...and I still have a chance at not being a footnote.

sonicfrog said...

The "REAL" Inconvenient Truth, Al - You can't dance... Oh, and your stupid film and little concert SUCKED!!!!

divine miss m said...

If you're a honkey and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're a honkey and you know it, clap your hands!
If you're a honkey and you know it,
your lack of rhythm will surely show it!
If you're a honkey and you know it, clap your hands!